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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tell us your best joke ... A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two nuns are sitting on a park bench when they're shocked at a stranger jumping out and flashing them!!

The first nun had a stroke while the second couldn't reach... badum tish

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By *askia_1TV/TS over a year ago

From Dublin living in Amsterdam

Bloke goes up to a woman in a Dublin pub and says, "hi, the name's Bond". She rolls her eyes to heaven and says, "let me guess, James". He replies, "no, uni, I'll fill your crack"

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By *easingTimMan over a year ago

Loughlinstown

What's small, red and hard?

A STRAWBERRY WITH A FLICK KNIFE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the last thing a fly sees when its hit by a windscreen?

Its arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches... a nervous wreck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gorgeous blonde walked into a cocktail bar and asked the barman for a Double Entendre.

So he gave her one....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!

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By *easingTimMan over a year ago

Loughlinstown

What's the difference between a Hit and Run and a 69'r?

At least with a 69'r you can see the c**t (/ b*ll*x) coming

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By *apt blackMan over a year ago

Lurgan

Was at the opticians the other day, the optician said I needed to stop wanking. I asked was it making me blind, no, she replied, it’s upsetting the other customers in the waiting room.

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By *ublinfunsteveMan over a year ago

kildare

Went to get a prostate exam done the other day .

The doctor told me u have to get naked. I asked him where will I put my clothes !!!

He said fold them up and leave them on top of mine

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