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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
The word clitoris is Greek for " Divine and Goddess like"
When you kiss your partner you swap up to 80 million bacteria
Sperm ejaculates at up to 45 km/ hr which is why you should always wear safety googles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cock promotes health and long life........ just saying
*not an actual fact*
Always one that doesn't read the title  "
I read it.... I just choose to stretch it a little in the interest of my cock propaganda |
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Blowjobs were a punishment in ancient Rome 
In Ancient Rome, giving a blowjob was a terrible, horrible thing, and was even worse than anal sex. And for ancient Romans, anal sex was an unforgivable vice. However, it was totally fine to receive a blowjob, and petty crimes were often solved with forceful blowjobs.
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For example: Imagine you’re an Ancient Roman, and you own a fantastic onion field. So many onions. Suddenly, a peasant runs through your field and steals some of your onions. That fecker!  Instead of having his eyes gouged out or his arms chopped off, you can simply pull down your pants and order him to give you a blowjob. The end.
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Fun fact: having bad breath in ancient Rome was frowned upon, because it might have meant you just gave someone a blowjob. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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During World War I, Captain Sir Mansfield Cumming (the first director of the British Secret Intelligence Service) discovered that semen could be used as invisible ink. However, they had to stop using this “ink” because it began to smell bad after some time passed. |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"The female orgasm lasts 3 times longer than the male orgasm....
Is a female orgasm an actual fact?
As always, asking for a friend  "
Not sure could be fictional but hey im all for proving a point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The earliest recording/reference of oral sex stems from Egyptian myth when Seth killed his brother Osiris and had his body cut into pieces.
When Isis attempted to recover his body whole she couldn't find his penis and so crafted one from clay and used it to 'blow new life' into him and resurrect him...  |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
"The average speed of sperm on ejaculation is 28 mph 
Mine does an easy 30mph
Fast little fookers
Could take someone's eye out Lolly
Who dosent love a speedy facial "
Id say 30 seconds myself....you wont get faster....ohhhh wait you meant something else |
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By *etite_RosyWoman
over a year ago
Now in MALAGA (SPAIN) |
"My cock promotes health and long life........ just saying
*not an actual fact*
Always one that doesn't read the title
I read it.... I just choose to stretch it a little in the interest of my cock propaganda"
Hahahahaha expose it for the public view  |
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If having a wank in bed cover your belly in talcum powder, when you cum over yourself just roll it into a ball to throw away, the official name is a jizzball, (also saves your socks). Not sure if this is a fact but it should be. |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"If you sleep on your stomach with your arms above your head you have more sexual dreams
It's pretty uncomfortable but worth it sometimes  "
Tell the truth Bo you're tied up like aren't you |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"If you sleep on your stomach with your arms above your head you have more sexual dreams
It's pretty uncomfortable but worth it sometimes
Tell the truth Bo you're tied up like aren't you "
A lady never tells BM mind u if I was tied up I hope I wouldn't be sleeping |
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"If having a wank in bed cover your belly in talcum powder, when you cum over yourself just roll it into a ball to throw away, the official name is a jizzball, (also saves your socks). Not sure if this is a fact but it should be."
Fuck but this made me laugh |
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"My cock promotes health and long life........ just saying
*not an actual fact*
Always one that doesn't read the title
I read it.... I just choose to stretch it a little in the interest of my cock propaganda
Hahahahaha expose it for the public view "
Excellent suggestion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every single grandparent you've ever had, going back over a billion years to the first sexually reproducing organism, has managed to get the ride.
And this was long before booze and tinder. Fair play to them. |
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It gets better as... the first rubber condom was produced in 1855, and by the late 1850s several major rubber companies were mass-producing, among other items, rubber condoms.
Hip hip...
Horray! 
