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Hi folks,
I would like some suggestions or ideas.
If you were to cook an aphrodisiac three course meal for someone then what would you make?
The better half and I will be celebrating one year together tomorrow so I thought I could do something nice by cooking a nice meal for her.
Any links to any relevant aphrodisiac recipes would also be helpful. Thanks in advance.
Hope you're all keeping safe and well.
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OP-You shouldn't need an aphrodisiac if you have a reasonably healthy diet. Smoking recreational, drugs, and excessive amounts of alcohol are gonna totally screw up a man's endocrine system. They say the zinc in oysters gives a guy a harder erection, but if your diet provides sufficient zinc, any aphrodisiac effect is likely to be negligible. |
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"It's a well established fact that for a woman chocolate cake is the greatest aphrodisiac going 
Oh I just had some "
Wait for all those "horny now" messages to flood in... |
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"It's a well established fact that for a woman chocolate cake is the greatest aphrodisiac going
Oh I just had some
Wait for all those "horny now" messages to flood in... "
I ll get my best underwear on in anticipation
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I ended up going with the following:
Starter: Mussels with a roasted garlic butter sauce.
Main: Chicken in a creamy white wine sauce. Ingredients used were chicken, smoked streaky bacon bits, diced onion, diced mushrooms, diced garlic, butter, mixed herbs; with a side serving of sweet potato wedges mixed with green beans and spring onion.
Sauce consisted of Prosecco and single cream.
Dessert: Chocolate fudge cake with strawberries and aero whipped cream added plus dashes of melon medley.
The food coma on the sofa tells me she is satisfied and needs a few hours to recover.
Meanwhile I'm waddling about carrying a food baby.  |
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"I ended up going with the following:
Starter: Mussels with a roasted garlic butter sauce.
Main: Chicken in a creamy white wine sauce. Ingredients used were chicken, smoked streaky bacon bits, diced onion, diced mushrooms, diced garlic, butter, mixed herbs; with a side serving of sweet potato wedges mixed with green beans and spring onion.
Sauce consisted of Prosecco and single cream.
Dessert: Chocolate fudge cake with strawberries and aero whipped cream added plus dashes of melon medley.
The food coma on the sofa tells me she is satisfied and needs a few hours to recover.
Meanwhile I'm waddling about carrying a food baby. "
Marry me Please!!!  |
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"I ended up going with the following:
Starter: Mussels with a roasted garlic butter sauce.
Main: Chicken in a creamy white wine sauce. Ingredients used were chicken, smoked streaky bacon bits, diced onion, diced mushrooms, diced garlic, butter, mixed herbs; with a side serving of sweet potato wedges mixed with green beans and spring onion.
Sauce consisted of Prosecco and single cream.
Dessert: Chocolate fudge cake with strawberries and aero whipped cream added plus dashes of melon medley.
The food coma on the sofa tells me she is satisfied and needs a few hours to recover.
Meanwhile I'm waddling about carrying a food baby. "
I don't give a fuck if it's aphrodisiac or not if you're going to make meals like that on a regular basis you can come & live here |
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"I ended up going with the following:
Starter: Mussels with a roasted garlic butter sauce.
Main: Chicken in a creamy white wine sauce. Ingredients used were chicken, smoked streaky bacon bits, diced onion, diced mushrooms, diced garlic, butter, mixed herbs; with a side serving of sweet potato wedges mixed with green beans and spring onion.
Sauce consisted of Prosecco and single cream.
Dessert: Chocolate fudge cake with strawberries and aero whipped cream added plus dashes of melon medley.
The food coma on the sofa tells me she is satisfied and needs a few hours to recover.
Meanwhile I'm waddling about carrying a food baby.
Marry me Please!!! "
It could never work out beautiful one. We would both just keep eating and eating in total glee and never be able to move. My verifications would turn into chef star ratings. I would be making meals til the end of days and never get laid for the rest of my life because I wouldn't be able to find my ever shrivelling penis underneath the evergrowing belly. Alas, sad but true. |
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"I ended up going with the following:
Starter: Mussels with a roasted garlic butter sauce.
Main: Chicken in a creamy white wine sauce. Ingredients used were chicken, smoked streaky bacon bits, diced onion, diced mushrooms, diced garlic, butter, mixed herbs; with a side serving of sweet potato wedges mixed with green beans and spring onion.
Sauce consisted of Prosecco and single cream.
Dessert: Chocolate fudge cake with strawberries and aero whipped cream added plus dashes of melon medley.
The food coma on the sofa tells me she is satisfied and needs a few hours to recover.
Meanwhile I'm waddling about carrying a food baby.
I don't give a fuck if it's aphrodisiac or not if you're going to make meals like that on a regular basis you can come & live here "
Grab the crates of beer. I'll grab the barbecue and we'll get started. |
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