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Irish Dirty Talk - what’s your best line?
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over a year ago
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Is it just me, or are we particularly bad/awkward when it comes to dirty talk? I love the expression of deep desires, but i often find that its just a lot of “ooh ya, mmm” and i’m not saying that i’m not a culprit of that too!
What are your favourite things to hear in a steamy session?  |
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"Oh I don't know, sometimes the guys with not much to say outside the bedroom can surprise you 
One of life’s greatest surprises lol"
Something like, "oh oh u naughty, naughty... naughty girull. You harbour more filfth than me phone screen (obviously said in a Danny Dyer accent) |
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I love when you’re texting over and back a load of nasty filthy sexy shit you plan on doing to each other, and then you meet up and just fuck missionary or doggy |
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Best thing to do is just to be nice with compliments...
If a woman dresses up sexy, something like...
"Hmmm.... you do realise I'm only flesh and blood woman"  or
"Happy Birthday to me!"
... cheeky charming usually works  |
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"I love when you’re texting over and back a load of nasty filthy sexy shit you plan on doing to each other, and then you meet up and just fuck missionary or doggy "
Yesss Paula! That is my fave. It really gets the creative juices flowing!  |
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My best lines are boringly cliché but seem to drive the boys mad....
"mmmmmmm, FUCK my lil pussy, yeah harder yeah yeah" "mmmmm I love the way you fuck meeeeee"
I met à youngfella lately (25mmmmm) and afterwards he told me I was wild even though I was biting my lips to be as vanilla as I could.... I think it was the dirty talk that slipped out! |
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""My word" You have such beautiful eyes, and an absolutely lusciously tight and pulsating pussy "
Isn't that in direction violation of the MRM code of conduct? |
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"I love when you’re texting over and back a load of nasty filthy sexy shit you plan on doing to each other, and then you meet up and just fuck missionary or doggy "
Well, the guy to be texting then is the guy who barely knows how to text but fucks you 40 ways from Sunday ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it just me, or are we particularly bad/awkward when it comes to dirty talk? I love the expression of deep desires, but i often find that its just a lot of “ooh ya, mmm” and i’m not saying that i’m not a culprit of that too!
What are your favourite things to hear in a steamy session? "
Can't lie ,l do love to talk dirty ,l think it's so important to really let the lady know how much you really enjoy and love fucking her, and l think that even by telling her that raises the temperature even higher,.in my opinion anyway . |
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Depends on who am with really 
...but have a few tried & trusted gems  like...
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"Is the coast clear?"
"Are you sure he's at work?"
"Is your hubby a big tough fella?"
"Get that F**king dobberman outta the house!!!?"
"What's that bleedin sound at the front door?" 
"Is that your husbands car coming up the driveway?"
"Give me a bunt over the back wall and throw my trousers over f.f.s, will ya?" and
"Same time again next week so?  |
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"I love when you’re texting over and back a load of nasty filthy sexy shit you plan on doing to each other, and then you meet up and just fuck missionary or doggy "
Lol???? |
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