"Makes me sad that I only have an averagely sized penis, as you sound like you'd be fun to hang out with
Oh, and Mrs has a fantastic arse, too  "
It is most definitely a bottom to be praised in my ever so humble opinion. The front bottom isn't so bad either |
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"Makes me sad that I only have an averagely sized penis, as you sound like you'd be fun to hang out with
Oh, and Mrs has a fantastic arse, too
It is most definitely a bottom to be praised in my ever so humble opinion. The front bottom isn't so bad either"
I would concur, cracking front bottom and awesome nipples  |
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Well, I think we've missed out some very important things on there tbh.
I forgot to mention that you must include a specific word in the message title.
You must also include a face picture in every message because we're very judgemental about looks as we're so damn good looking ourselves.
Also, as we're so athletic, you must have at least an 8 pack as 6 just doesn't cut it for us, that's a given isn't it? This also includes the ladies
We absolutely insist that you can drink like a fish, dance like Travolta, be witty like Fry, have the good the looks of a Hemsworth and fuck like a porn star. At minimum 
Then and only then so we think our profile will be complete. |
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