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Not renovation advice for my home, nor decoration related, but instead for my profile. Untouched for a year it felt stale and tired. Permanently deleted with no chance of recovery  New one simple? No! This is f#&!;+g hard! Doing my head in and accepting suggestions as to what include in text. Those who know me feel free to take the piss. Genuinely stumped though!  | |||
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Who are you/ what kind of person are you?
What do you think you have to offer?
What are you looking for?
What makes you different? | |||
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 couldn't be bothered going to the second page you hold an iron well 
Keep it as it is, I'm sure you'll get interest  | |||
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"Action shots! I'll pick the lucky lady "Cock over a manky toilet too. | |||
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"Advice for the elderly, Chillout.... Whatever next. "Have you hidden my zimmer frame again? | |||
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"Action shots! I'll pick the lucky lady "He's pic shy i'm afraid  | |||
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"Action shots! I'll pick the lucky lady
He's pic shy i'm afraid "You wouldn't know shy if it bit you  | |||
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"Action shots! I'll pick the lucky lady
He's pic shy i'm afraid " Typical man comes up with excuses as to why he can't make his profile better even though he asks for help. | |||
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"Action shots! I'll pick the lucky lady
He's pic shy i'm afraid
Typical man comes up with excuses as to why he can't make his profile better even though he asks for help."Damn single guys not helping themselves. | |||
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"You should do a poem! You're quite good at those and it will make you stand out from the crowd a bit." Ahem. | |||
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"Action shots! I'll pick the lucky lady
He's pic shy i'm afraid
Typical man comes up with excuses as to why he can't make his profile better even though he asks for help.
Damn single guys not helping themselves. "Ah but don’t people moan when a single guy has action shots on their profile ?  | |||
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"How about a link to your voice clip? "That's my secret weapon don't want to give everything away from the outset | |||
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"You should do a poem! You're quite good at those and it will make you stand out from the crowd a bit. Ahem. "Iambic might be ambitious - it requires a level of intellect that he doesn't quite have. But, yes, a parody could work. | |||
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"Action shots! I'll pick the lucky lady
He's pic shy i'm afraid
Typical man comes up with excuses as to why he can't make his profile better even though he asks for help.
Damn single guys not helping themselves.
Ah but don’t people moan when a single guy has action shots on their profile ? "Different people like different things. It's up to him to work out how to best sell himself. (most guys, the piss taking is a bit different) | |||
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"How about a link to your voice clip?
That's my secret weapon don't want to give everything away from the outset "Oh! I heard about your other weapon...  | |||
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"Action shots! I'll pick the lucky lady
He's pic shy i'm afraid
Typical man comes up with excuses as to why he can't make his profile better even though he asks for help.
Damn single guys not helping themselves.
Ah but don’t people moan when a single guy has action shots on their profile ? "Tongue. In. Cheek. | |||
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"You should do a poem! You're quite good at those and it will make you stand out from the crowd a bit. Ahem.
Iambic might be ambitious - it requires a level of intellect that he doesn't quite have. But, yes, a parody could work. "Omg | |||
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"Action shots! I'll pick the lucky lady
He's pic shy i'm afraid
Typical man comes up with excuses as to why he can't make his profile better even though he asks for help.
Damn single guys not helping themselves.
Ah but don’t people moan when a single guy has action shots on their profile ?
Tongue. In. Cheek. "Lol I know Meli | |||
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"You should do a poem! You're quite good at those and it will make you stand out from the crowd a bit. Ahem.
Iambic might be ambitious - it requires a level of intellect that he doesn't quite have. But, yes, a parody could work. "The cow is of the bovine ilk One end moo, the other milk Chillout is of the conservative ilk Both ends full of crap (I jest, I jest - sorry Chillout, it was a joke xxx) | |||
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"Action shots! I'll pick the lucky lady
He's pic shy i'm afraid
Typical man comes up with excuses as to why he can't make his profile better even though he asks for help."Lynch him!!!! | |||
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"You should do a poem! You're quite good at those and it will make you stand out from the crowd a bit. Ahem.
Iambic might be ambitious - it requires a level of intellect that he doesn't quite have. But, yes, a parody could work.
The cow is of the bovine ilk
One end moo, the other milk
Chillout is of the conservative ilk
Both ends full of crap
(I jest, I jest - sorry Chillout, it was a joke xxx) "'ella. | |||
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"You should do a poem! You're quite good at those and it will make you stand out from the crowd a bit. Ahem.
Iambic might be ambitious - it requires a level of intellect that he doesn't quite have. But, yes, a parody could work. "Hmmm...I might have to purchase some additional dura matter on the black market to help me out there | |||
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"Include something about your dancing "dancing..the ladies love a good mover | |||
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"You should do a poem! You're quite good at those and it will make you stand out from the crowd a bit. Ahem.
Iambic might be ambitious - it requires a level of intellect that he doesn't quite have. But, yes, a parody could work.
The cow is of the bovine ilk
One end moo, the other milk
Chillout is of the conservative ilk
Both ends full of crap
(I jest, I jest - sorry Chillout, it was a joke xxx) " | |||
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"Advice for the elderly, Chillout.... Whatever next.
Have you hidden my zimmer frame again? "No, it’s right next to your industrial sized box of adult nappies. To the left of your commode. You’re welcome! | |||
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"Action shots! I'll pick the lucky lady
He's pic shy i'm afraid
Typical man comes up with excuses as to why he can't make his profile better even though he asks for help.
Lynch him!!!! "Hey! I'm a cripple with a zimmer...that you hid! I have rights! | |||
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"Advice for the elderly, Chillout.... Whatever next.
Have you hidden my zimmer frame again?
No, it’s right next to your industrial sized box of adult nappies. To the left of your commode.
You’re welcome! "Nappy is the correct term for diaper | |||
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"Include something about your dancing
dancing..the ladies love a good mover"It's my awesome argentine tango moves in action | |||
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"Advice for the elderly, Chillout.... Whatever next.
Have you hidden my zimmer frame again?
No, it’s right next to your industrial sized box of adult nappies. To the left of your commode.
You’re welcome! " | |||
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"Include something about your dancing
dancing..the ladies love a good mover
It's my awesome argentine tango moves in action "... I got nothin'. | |||
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"Include something about your dancing
dancing..the ladies love a good mover
It's my awesome argentine tango moves in action "well hello | |||
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"Include something about your dancing
dancing..the ladies love a good mover
It's my awesome argentine tango moves in action "You've got the moves for sure | |||
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"Advice for the elderly, Chillout.... Whatever next.
Have you hidden my zimmer frame again?
No, it’s right next to your industrial sized box of adult nappies. To the left of your commode.
You’re welcome! "Where?! You know my eyesight is going too! | |||
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"Advice for the elderly, Chillout.... Whatever next.
Have you hidden my zimmer frame again?
No, it’s right next to your industrial sized box of adult nappies. To the left of your commode.
You’re welcome!
Where?! You know my eyesight is going too! "They make eyeglasses in fashionable colours and shapes these days. | |||
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"Advice for the elderly, Chillout.... Whatever next.
Have you hidden my zimmer frame again?
No, it’s right next to your industrial sized box of adult nappies. To the left of your commode.
You’re welcome!
Nappy is the correct term for diaper "Damn Canadians
Sorry, I mean Yanks. | |||
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"Advice for the elderly, Chillout.... Whatever next.
Have you hidden my zimmer frame again?
No, it’s right next to your industrial sized box of adult nappies. To the left of your commode.
You’re welcome!
Where?! You know my eyesight is going too!
They make eyeglasses in fashionable colours and shapes these days. "Makes no difference, he can’t see them. | |||
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"Advice for the elderly, Chillout.... Whatever next.
Have you hidden my zimmer frame again?
No, it’s right next to your industrial sized box of adult nappies. To the left of your commode.
You’re welcome!
Where?! You know my eyesight is going too!
They make eyeglasses in fashionable colours and shapes these days.
Makes no difference, he can’t see them. "He'll get that dig. Lol. | |||
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"Put some googly eyes on your penis. " Artsy cock shot? | |||
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"I'm still trying to work out how dura mater is going to improve your lack of intellect old man." More processing power | |||
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"I'm still trying to work out how dura mater is going to improve your lack of intellect old man. More processing power "You'll just make more noise! | |||
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- mention I dance (yay)
- link to my audio clip (aka secret weapon)
- action shots! someone even offered to pick the ladies for me
- I hold an iron well
- need more chilled out pics
- include a poem but my limited cranial capacity poses a challenge
- i've more than 1 secret weapon?
- i'm elderly
- my stolen zimmer is next to my nappies
- goggly eyes on penis
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"Say something foreign and exotic. Chicks dig that. " I am a chick. I would dig that chill out | |||
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"Say something foreign and exotic. Chicks dig that. I am a chick. I would dig that chill out "Desejas uma massagem érotica? Eu ofereço | |||
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"Say something foreign and exotic. Chicks dig that. I am a chick. I would dig that chill out
Desejas uma massagem érotica? Eu ofereço "From you? ....yes!! | |||
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"Those offers are usually viewed suspiciously around here "You ladies using google translate again? | |||
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you’re a brilliant wordsmith at the best of times. I don’t perceive you would have any problems putting together a new profile using the correct ‘ grab me ‘ tag lines!
It’s a work in progress which I’m sure will be admirable | |||
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"Those offers are usually viewed suspiciously around here
You ladies using google translate again? "Natürlich. Oder verstehe ich nur Bahnhof. | |||
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"It's fine as it is women don't read profiles they just look at the pretty pictures "All that mental effort to craft appealing text....for naught?
Keith Richatds best one liner "keep it simple stupid" just came to mind | |||
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"Those offers are usually viewed suspiciously around here
You ladies using google translate again? "No! I'm fluent in Spanish thank you! xx | |||
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"Oh come on Chill you’re a brilliant wordsmith at the best of times. "Clearly not the best of times right now. | |||
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"Those offers are usually viewed suspiciously around here
You ladies using google translate again?
Natürlich. Oder verstehe ich nur Bahnhof. "Póg mo thóin. | |||
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"It's fine as it is women don't read profiles they just look at the pretty pictures
All that mental effort to craft appealing text....for naught?
Keith Richatds best one liner "keep it simple stupid" just came to mind "I'm not sure it's best applied here, although our philosophies differ. | |||
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"Those offers are usually viewed suspiciously around here
You ladies using google translate again?
No! I'm fluent in Spanish thank you! xx"That was in Portuguese but close enough. Chica guapa, estoi encantado | |||
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"Those offers are usually viewed suspiciously around here
You ladies using google translate again?
Natürlich. Oder verstehe ich nur Bahnhof.
Póg mo thóin. " | |||
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"Those offers are usually viewed suspiciously around here
You ladies using google translate again?
Natürlich. Oder verstehe ich nur Bahnhof.
Póg mo thóin. "The Celt reappears. Where's my zimmer?? | |||
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"It's fine as it is women don't read profiles they just look at the pretty pictures
All that mental effort to craft appealing text....for naught?
Keith Richatds best one liner "keep it simple stupid" just came to mind "Just keep it as it is for a while see if it makes a difference,it'll be like a little social experiment. | |||
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"Oh come on Chill you’re a brilliant wordsmith at the best of times.
Clearly not the best of times right now. "It's the age you see.... | |||
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"Oh come on Chill you’re a brilliant wordsmith at the best of times.
Clearly not the best of times right now.
It's the age you see.... "You retiring? | |||
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"It's fine as it is women don't read profiles they just look at the pretty pictures
All that mental effort to craft appealing text....for naught?
Keith Richatds best one liner "keep it simple stupid" just came to mind
Just keep it as it is for a while see if it makes a difference,it'll be like a little social experiment."You know, I never once considered that possibility? Think I might just do that as an experiment. Still need further advice / suggestions should that course of action be lacking | |||
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"Oh come on Chill you’re a brilliant wordsmith at the best of times. I don’t perceive you would have any problems putting together a new profile using the correct ‘ grab me ‘ tag lines!
It’s a work in progress which I’m sure will be admirable "I've developed a severe case of writer's block | |||
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"I can’t really help with your profile but my ghost writer is on this thread and I can only recommend her services. On the other hand if you need help managing your diary overflow, just shout" Ghost writer? Intriguing | |||
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"Three hours in an airport lounge and inspiration still eludes me! "You’re not trying hard enough Chill! Put some effort in | |||
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"Three hours in an airport lounge and inspiration still eludes me!
You’re not trying hard enough Chill! Put some effort in "Trying to multi task at the moment. I know we limited men don't do that as well as you ladies | |||
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"Three hours in an airport lounge and inspiration still eludes me!
You’re not trying hard enough Chill! Put some effort in
Trying to multi task at the moment. I know we limited men don't do that as well as you ladies "Dare I ask what else you’re doing? | |||
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"Three hours in an airport lounge and inspiration still eludes me!
You’re not trying hard enough Chill! Put some effort in
Trying to multi task at the moment. I know we limited men don't do that as well as you ladies
Dare I ask what else you’re doing? "Um...perving, profile write, answering mails, people watching and working on my latest story. Too much workload for my tired old brain | |||
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"California man, thawed out but still in need of a warm touch. "I like it | |||
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"How about... Chillout; the forum women say yes. Even Podrick wants to bask in the reflection of his Midas touch." Midas touch? Where?? I could use the cash! | |||
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"Never knowing underserviced?" I might have to incorporate that somewhere | |||
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"“Man wants sex, but high class sex, man will supply surprise sexy accent if you agree to meet” There you go. "High class sex?! That's way too demanding. | |||
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"“Man wants sex, but high class sex, man will supply surprise sexy accent if you agree to meet” There you go.
High class sex?! That's way too demanding."I don’t even know what it is. | |||
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"Classy sex is overrated. " We need to break down the class divide. | |||
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"Classy sex is overrated. We need to break down the class divide. "Isn't a sure sign of the class divide what the privileged are indulged in doing, while the "lesser" are penalised for the same? Shit, politics, sorry | |||
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"“Man wants sex, but high class sex, man will supply surprise sexy accent if you agree to meet” There you go.
High class sex?! That's way too demanding.
I don’t even know what it is. "I think it means she wears knickers. | |||
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"“Man wants sex, but high class sex, man will supply surprise sexy accent if you agree to meet” There you go.
High class sex?! That's way too demanding."I prefer it raw, lustful and primal myself. With just the right sprinkling of tenderness and eroticism thrown in
Damned summer horn | |||
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"“Man wants sex, but high class sex, man will supply surprise sexy accent if you agree to meet” There you go.
High class sex?! That's way too demanding.
I prefer it raw, lustful and primal myself. With just the right sprinkling of tenderness and eroticism thrown in
Damned summer horn "Raw, lustful, primal, with an individually wrapped After Eight on the pillow that doesn't get melted onto an inappropriate body part? | |||
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"“Man wants sex, but high class sex, man will supply surprise sexy accent if you agree to meet” There you go.
High class sex?! That's way too demanding.
I prefer it raw, lustful and primal myself. With just the right sprinkling of tenderness and eroticism thrown in
Damned summer horn "Just like your stories then | |||
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"Pick on sentence from each of your veris, place them in order so it makes a bit of sense and that would be a good representation of you." That might be funny | |||
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"“Man wants sex, but high class sex, man will supply surprise sexy accent if you agree to meet” There you go.
High class sex?! That's way too demanding.
I prefer it raw, lustful and primal myself. With just the right sprinkling of tenderness and eroticism thrown in
Damned summer horn
Just like your stories then "If only I could summon up enough creative zeal for my profile re write! naughty writing is more fun | |||
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"Pick on sentence from each of your veris, place them in order so it makes a bit of sense and that would be a good representation of you. That might be funny "We should make a thread out of this: rewrite your profile with your favourite sentence in your veris. | |||
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"Pick on sentence from each of your veris, place them in order so it makes a bit of sense and that would be a good representation of you. That might be funny
We should make a thread out of this: rewrite your profile with your favourite sentence in your veris. "Yes! | |||
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"Pick on sentence from each of your veris, place them in order so it makes a bit of sense and that would be a good representation of you. That might be funny
We should make a thread out of this: rewrite your profile with your favourite sentence in your veris.
Yes! "That would be a bit embarrassing in my case | |||
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"Pick on sentence from each of your veris, place them in order so it makes a bit of sense and that would be a good representation of you. That might be funny
We should make a thread out of this: rewrite your profile with your favourite sentence in your veris.
Yes! "It’s up! | |||
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"Pick on sentence from each of your veris, place them in order so it makes a bit of sense and that would be a good representation of you. That might be funny
We should make a thread out of this: rewrite your profile with your favourite sentence in your veris.
Yes!
That would be a bit embarrassing in my case "Dose of your own medicine? | |||
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"Pick on sentence from each of your veris, place them in order so it makes a bit of sense and that would be a good representation of you. That might be funny
We should make a thread out of this: rewrite your profile with your favourite sentence in your veris. " | |||
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"Pick on sentence from each of your veris, place them in order so it makes a bit of sense and that would be a good representation of you. That might be funny
We should make a thread out of this: rewrite your profile with your favourite sentence in your veris.
Yes!
That would be a bit embarrassing in my case "Being modest? | |||
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"Pick on sentence from each of your veris, place them in order so it makes a bit of sense and that would be a good representation of you. That might be funny
We should make a thread out of this: rewrite your profile with your favourite sentence in your veris.
Yes!
That would be a bit embarrassing in my case
Being modest?"No comment | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating " | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
"I require something....more modest | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
I require something....more modest "Too much for you to live up to? | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
I require something....more modest "Is that challenging for you? | |||
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"But the veris are you no ? So what better than an honest up front, this is what you get profile " | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
I require something....more modest
Is that challenging for you? "Striking the right balance between appeal, humour, wit and length of text is certainly challenging | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
I require something....more modest
Is that challenging for you?
Striking the right balance between appeal, humour, wit and length of text is certainly challenging "I meant modesty
I have the lipstick if it helps (it is a shade of lipstick I own ) | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
I require something....more modest
Is that challenging for you?
Striking the right balance between appeal, humour, wit and length of text is certainly challenging
I meant modesty
I have the lipstick if it helps (it is a shade of lipstick I own ) "I can do modest  I am most of the time | |||
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" I can do modest I am most of the time "
You're definitely funny. Highlight that. | |||
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" I can do modest I am most of the time
You're definitely funny. Highlight that."You left out the modest bit | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
I require something....more modest
Is that challenging for you?
Striking the right balance between appeal, humour, wit and length of text is certainly challenging
I meant modesty
I have the lipstick if it helps (it is a shade of lipstick I own )
I can do modest I am most of the time "Is Fab really the place to be modest considering the number of men lurking about? Asking for a friend. | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
I require something....more modest
Is that challenging for you?
Striking the right balance between appeal, humour, wit and length of text is certainly challenging
I meant modesty
I have the lipstick if it helps (it is a shade of lipstick I own )
I can do modest I am most of the time
Is Fab really the place to be modest considering the number of men lurking about? Asking for a friend. "There's a difference between lurking and putting one's self out there it's how you do it that counts. | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
I require something....more modest
Is that challenging for you?
Striking the right balance between appeal, humour, wit and length of text is certainly challenging
I meant modesty
I have the lipstick if it helps (it is a shade of lipstick I own )
I can do modest I am most of the time
Is Fab really the place to be modest considering the number of men lurking about? Asking for a friend.
There's a difference between lurking and putting one's self out there it's how you do it that counts."Damn! Suddenly filled with self doubt! I need to check my profile ! | |||
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"Is it not done yet?" Sadly, no. Summer horn had me focusing my creative juices on my latest story. Want a read? (Shameless plugging here ). | |||
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"Is it not done yet? Sadly, no. Summer horn had me focusing my creative juices on my latest story. Want a read? (Shameless plugging here )."I've just read the first part. | |||
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"Is it not done yet? Sadly, no. Summer horn had me focusing my creative juices on my latest story. Want a read? (Shameless plugging here ).
I've just read the first part."Part 2 and 3 are far better | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
I require something....more modest
Is that challenging for you?
Striking the right balance between appeal, humour, wit and length of text is certainly challenging
I meant modesty
I have the lipstick if it helps (it is a shade of lipstick I own )
I can do modest I am most of the time
Is Fab really the place to be modest considering the number of men lurking about? Asking for a friend.
There's a difference between lurking and putting one's self out there it's how you do it that counts.
Damn! Suddenly filled with self doubt! I need to check my profile ! "Consulting your ghost writer? | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
I require something....more modest
Is that challenging for you?
Striking the right balance between appeal, humour, wit and length of text is certainly challenging
I meant modesty
I have the lipstick if it helps (it is a shade of lipstick I own )
I can do modest I am most of the time
Is Fab really the place to be modest considering the number of men lurking about? Asking for a friend.
There's a difference between lurking and putting one's self out there it's how you do it that counts.
Damn! Suddenly filled with self doubt! I need to check my profile !
Consulting your ghost writer? "I scheduled a meeting with my PR person first thing tomorrow | |||
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"Have you still got the scaffolding up? Put your favourite music on have a quick dance about then write the first thing that pops into your head "Yep. Hard hats and work boots still required on entry. There are gaping potholes everywhere!
A novel suggestion | |||
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"You wrote your profile in the other thread. Stop procrastinating
I require something....more modest "Underpromise/overdeliver? | |||
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"Have you still got the scaffolding up? Put your favourite music on have a quick dance about then write the first thing that pops into your head
Yep. Hard hats and work boots still required on entry. There are gaping potholes everywhere!
A novel suggestion "Hint, dont talk about "gaping" snything or helmets, hard or otherwise! | |||
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"Have you still got the scaffolding up? Put your favourite music on have a quick dance about then write the first thing that pops into your head
Yep. Hard hats and work boots still required on entry. There are gaping potholes everywhere!
A novel suggestion
Hint, dont talk about "gaping" snything or helmets, hard or otherwise! "Noted | |||
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"Early morning burst of inspiration! Half done "Well keep going..... | |||
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"You can give yourself a clap on the back when it's done! " Assuming I don't delete it and start over from scratch first | |||
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"You can give yourself a clap on the back when it's done! Assuming I don't delete it and start over from scratch first "Nooooo don't do that, just keep going | |||
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"You can give yourself a clap on the back when it's done! Assuming I don't delete it and start over from scratch first "In that case we'll need to find a domme with a riding crop! | |||
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"I’m taking notes I need to source a zinmer "Pretty sure i've a spare lying around somewhere | |||
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Still welcome to take the piss if it's over the top. I'll blame the scorching heat of the holiday sun | |||
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"Right! The train wreck of a profile re write is finally done.I've taken some of your thoughtful suggestions under advisement while stubbornly clinging to some of my own ideas
Still welcome to take the piss if it's over the top. I'll blame the scorching heat of the holiday sun "From a single guys perspective, I'm fkn jelly lol great read dude and it shows your personality well(what I've gathered of it anyway), good job | |||
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"Had me in stitches.... now all you need is a profile pic that depicts all of that "Lord don't encourage him. | |||
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"Had me in stitches.... now all you need is a profile pic that depicts all of that "Not a new challenge! | |||
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"Had me in stitches.... now all you need is a profile pic that depicts all of that
Not a new challenge! "You know I like a challenge and how people interpret the theme... | |||
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"Had me in stitches.... now all you need is a profile pic that depicts all of that
Lord don't encourage him. "Haha Swing .... the result could be intriguing | |||
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"Had me in stitches.... now all you need is a profile pic that depicts all of that
Lord don't encourage him.
Haha Swing .... the result could be intriguing "He has a big enough ego
(only teasing) | |||
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"Had me in stitches.... now all you need is a profile pic that depicts all of that
Lord don't encourage him.
Haha Swing .... the result could be intriguing
He has a big enough ego
(only teasing) "Might not all fit in the photo mind | |||
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"Had me in stitches.... now all you need is a profile pic that depicts all of that
Lord don't encourage him.
Haha Swing .... the result could be intriguing
He has a big enough ego
(only teasing)
Might not all fit in the photo mind "The ego? | |||
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"Had me in stitches.... now all you need is a profile pic that depicts all of that
Lord don't encourage him.
Haha Swing .... the result could be intriguing
He has a big enough ego
(only teasing)
Might not all fit in the photo mind
The ego? "I can only speak of the forum ego | |||
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"Ctrl C, Ctrl V! " With some location and accent change | |||
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"Ctrl C, Ctrl V! " He must have got a really good ghost writer as well.
Still not read it. I think I've built my hopes up for some great masterpiece and it will really be FSoG level. | |||
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"Ctrl C, Ctrl V! He must have got a really good ghost writer as well.
Still not read it. I think I've built my hopes up for some great masterpiece and it will really be FSoG level. " | |||
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"Ctrl C, Ctrl V! With some location and accent change "Damn! So much work! | |||
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"Ctrl C, Ctrl V! He must have got a really good ghost writer as well.
Still not read it. I think I've built my hopes up for some great masterpiece and it will really be FSoG level. "I passed him the name of my PR rep. | |||
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"Ctrl C, Ctrl V! He must have got a really good ghost writer as well.
Still not read it. I think I've built my hopes up for some great masterpiece and it will really be FSoG level. "Ghost writer? What's that? | |||
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" Gush writer? What's that? "You spilled ink all over! | |||
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