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over a year ago
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"Would you like to come to a party , her reply who,s going,
Me and you
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The old bill hicks version of this one is the best.
'Wanna go to a party? There will be drinkin fightin and fuckin?'
'Whos going?'
'Jus you an me....' |
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me- weren't your mum and dad burglars?
her- no , what makes you think that?
( me) I was wondering who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in yours eyes as diamonds |
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One what a friend of mine used to use is he would beckon a lady over with his finger and if she came over he would say “I made you cum with one finger so imagine what I could do the the rest of my hand” bit cheesy I know but it did work sometimes lol. |
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over a year ago
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"you dont sweat much for a fat bitch xx"
Had something similar at a club one evening...
“Hey, she is probably desperate, being that fat. We will help her out”...
Surprisingly, it did not work....  |
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