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Tall, Dark and Handsome...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That's not me.

I'm a short arse with a crap fake tan and a face like a gurning champion chewing a wasp but I'm sometimes funny and I'm rich.*

*The last bits a lie.

By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Ha ha got me...

By *issVeryWoman over a year ago

streatham

At least it looks like you have good teeth..assuming they’re not dentures..