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"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?
More and better pictures: show your body.
Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can"
I'm afraid this is a tough gig for guys. You need to stand out and show why you're a good choice over the umpteen other blokes you're competing with. |
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"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?
More and better pictures: show your body.
Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can"
I beg to differ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You need to decide how old you are for a start and decide what you want from this also what you can offer other people ...better pictures would help too.
Your profile doesnt say much about you ....not the worst we've seen but not great. Xx
Mrs xx |
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"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?
More and better pictures: show your body.
Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can
I beg to differ... "
Hmmm thanks pal |
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"You need to decide how old you are for a start and decide what you want from this also what you can offer other people ...better pictures would help too.
Your profile doesnt say much about you ....not the worst we've seen but not great. Xx
Mrs xx "
Thanks hun. Really don't get what's up with the age thing |
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over a year ago
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"You need to decide how old you are for a start and decide what you want from this also what you can offer other people ...better pictures would help too.
Your profile doesnt say much about you ....not the worst we've seen but not great. Xx
Mrs xx
Thanks hun. Really don't get what's up with the age thing"
You've changed it in the written part  . |
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"Help and advice"
Your profile is already a perfect representation of you and alterations will give a false impression
I stand by my principle if you are not the soul architect of your own profile it is no longer your profile , it is a distorted perspective of you manipulated especially to appeal to most women, euk,
To my experience , the ladies I like do not like generic cliched polished profile s
If you wrote your profile , ladies viewing it are reading what you think
If the forum writes your profile , ladies are reading what the forum thinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Help and advice
Your profile is already a perfect representation of you and alterations will give a false impression
I stand by my principle if you are not the soul architect of your own profile it is no longer your profile , it is a distorted perspective of you manipulated especially to appeal to most women, euk,
To my experience , the ladies I like do not like generic cliched polished profile s
If you wrote your profile , ladies viewing it are reading what you think
If the forum writes your profile , ladies are reading what the forum thinks "
I want to meet the person behind the profile, not a gaggle of forumites who assembled it in an advice thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to decide how old you are for a start and decide what you want from this also what you can offer other people ...better pictures would help too.
Your profile doesnt say much about you ....not the worst we've seen but not great. Xx
Mrs xx
Thanks hun. Really don't get what's up with the age thing"
You've changed it now  |
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Being a smoker will put off some, although up for being honest.
Only one picture in a mirror at distance, not good. As your competition will have several, in different poses and showing off their bodies (and some guys on here are ripped).
Absolutely nothing in your profile that would make someone go 'he appears to be interesting' you really need to sex it up to get anywhere.
It also appears you're looking for more than just an encounter for fun as you're looking for a regular meeting, are you looking for a relationship? If you are, make it more clearer.
It's difficult writing a great or even good Profile, look at other guys and their profiles, you should always be honest but try and improve it, think of some killer line or amusing witticisms.
Good luck OP |
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"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?
More and better pictures: show your body.
Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can
I beg to differ...
Hmmm thanks pal"
I did mean your ability to take a good photo needs work  |
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"You need to decide how old you are for a start and decide what you want from this also what you can offer other people ...better pictures would help too.
Your profile doesnt say much about you ....not the worst we've seen but not great. Xx
Mrs xx
Thanks hun. Really don't get what's up with the age thing
You've changed it in the written part . "
Yeah I found it. Next try to update the lot |
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"Help and advice
Your profile is already a perfect representation of you and alterations will give a false impression
I stand by my principle if you are not the soul architect of your own profile it is no longer your profile , it is a distorted perspective of you manipulated especially to appeal to most women, euk,
To my experience , the ladies I like do not like generic cliched polished profile s
If you wrote your profile , ladies viewing it are reading what you think
If the forum writes your profile , ladies are reading what the forum thinks "
And I really like your answer sir thank you |
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"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?
More and better pictures: show your body.
Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can
I beg to differ...
Hmmm thanks pal
I did mean your ability to take a good photo needs work "
Any better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?
More and better pictures: show your body.
Sell myself never been a good sales man but pictures I can
I beg to differ...
Hmmm thanks pal
I did mean your ability to take a good photo needs work
Any better"
Oh you're the washing machine guy! Brilliant. Be you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Update your text. How would you sell yourself to the people you're looking for?
More and better pictures: show your body. "
Yes.
A picture paints a thousand words and not just dick pics.
Physique and face are important too.
Learn from your veris and think about what prev partners have said about you and your talents and include that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd slap the guy that took advantage of you in that unfortunate position you found yourself in and decided to pull your trousers and pants down and take a pic instead of helping lift the killer washing machine off you! |
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"I'd slap the guy that took advantage of you in that unfortunate position you found yourself in and decided to pull your trousers and pants down and take a pic instead of helping lift the killer washing machine off you!"
Guy???? |
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By *j48Man
over a year ago
Wigan |
Op
It needs work. Ditch the washing machine photo. It's looks like you've been run over by the damn thing.
It says you're a quiet lad.... Bla Bla.... But when you get going you're quiet
You mean quite
In all honesty if I were you I'd just go out on a weekend and try and find a nice lady on a night out, swap numbers and date her
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"Op
It needs work. Ditch the washing machine photo. It's looks like you've been run over by the damn thing.
It says you're a quiet lad.... Bla Bla.... But when you get going you're quiet
You mean quite
In all honesty if I were you I'd just go out on a weekend and try and find a nice lady on a night out, swap numbers and date her
IMHO "
Quiet = calm
Quite = very |
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By *irtySekretsCouple
over a year ago
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Going to be brutal here.
Nothing on your Profile is remotely sexy or attractive. Your current Profile with poor grammar and spelling makes you an also ran.
The photo with the Washing Machine is a WTF Moment??????
Sorry. But just needed to be honest x |
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Well you will need some more better pictures and write more about yourself Op for example what you are looking for and what you can offer. Also OP definitely keep the washing machine picture as it's a conversation starter clearly as evidence from this thread. |
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"Going to be brutal here.
Nothing on your Profile is remotely sexy or attractive. Your current Profile with poor grammar and spelling makes you an also ran.
The photo with the Washing Machine is a WTF Moment??????
Sorry. But just needed to be honest x"
That’s right, you are just being honest.
Most people who insist on being “brutally honest” enjoy the brutality more than the honesty.
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Op...I think you might be on to something here as the maintenance guy..despite others not liking the washing machine pic, i think its perfect for role play.You should add a few more (under a car) fixing the lights,under kitchen sink etc some naked with just a plunger/screwdriver etc...It will appeal to some and it will be you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Minus your trouser etc sure you are talented guy and hope you fixed the washing machine.Mines broke today and was gonna call out engineer but seeing your pic thought better of it and decided to repair it myself !
Kidding pal class pic gave me a laugh and sure the ladies will love draws attention to you which means you don’t take yourself serious and ladies will love |
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"Op...I think you might be on to something here as the maintenance guy..despite others not liking the washing machine pic, i think its perfect for role play.You should add a few more (under a car) fixing the lights,under kitchen sink etc some naked with just a plunger/screwdriver etc...It will appeal to some and it will be you! "
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Minus your trouser etc sure you are talented guy and hope you fixed the washing machine.Mines broke today and was gonna call out engineer but seeing your pic thought better of it and decided to repair it myself !
Kidding pal class pic gave me a laugh and sure the ladies will love draws attention to you which means you don’t take yourself serious and ladies will love "
This lady does, I prefer a guy whose profile shows a sense of humour. The person who said about you posing with tools and doing repairs etc is definately on to something. It's a great idea and will at least make for a profile that's stands out from a lot of others. Good luck. X |
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By *os19Man
over a year ago
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"Help and advice"
. Had a quick look at your profile like me you are a single guy ( although you are a lot younger than me ) that can’t accommodate which makes it a bit tricky as some ladies and couples think you have a wife or partner at home and are cheating no matter how genuine your reasons are.My way was to attend socials and I am a member of a club.My advice to you would be to go to social events and I see you are in Essex there is a club in Clacton and a club in Colchester perhaps try them out.
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"I like the washing machine pic. I’m more troubled by the pink striped bedding 
Yes, that is more of an issue for me too, are we soft furnishing snobs? "
Haha oh I definitely am! It’s make or break for me |
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A better question is what's right with it? Your profile talks about what you WANT and nothing about what you have to OFFER. There's no humour, nothing to show you present yourself well, no indication of respecting the people you are trying to attract, and the photo of the kitchen murder scene photo is alarming (but brownie points for being different).
There are thousands of men in your position chasing tens of women on here. They hold all the cards. You hold none. What have you put in your profile that will make people think you are somebody that THEY would feel good about meeting? You are not a charity case. People are not going to read your profile and say "He wants xyz so I'd better go and give it to him". |
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