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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A crap photo, your on some weird stuff with a dark side.
Hey what's not to like dude. 
Your legs are amazing!!!  
I agree. Amazing legs
Thanks darling.  "
V welcome x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usual advice is:-
Write an excellent profile that sells what you can offer, and also says what you are looking for.
Add some excellent pictures some clothed some partially clothed.
Get known, be active in the forums, attend socials, clubs etc.
If you have followed or exceeded the usual advice, then you may still need lots of patience to succeed. There are more men than women on here so not everyone is going to get lucky.  |
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"I've not looked at your profile but I've read your posts.
What language are you speaking?
You're from Norwich FFS, not the Bronx.
Have you visited Norwich lately? "
In truth, it's been a while.
Is it a bit less mustard and canal boats and a bit more gangsta these days?  |
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By *andR510Couple
over a year ago
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Personally, I would read your profile and imagine you are a woman looking for a man.
Theres nothing there that gets a person yearning to know more, no insights or text to say what you like, so kind of leaves the visitor saying " meh".
Oh, the username.... not great . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm gonna say it... I'm gonna say it.
I know in a technological age where those under 30 have grown up with being able to push a button or swipe an app to make stuff happen instantly it may seem strange, but...
Patience!
This ain't dial-a-gash
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"I'm gonna say it... I'm gonna say it.
I know in a technological age where those under 30 have grown up with being able to push a button or swipe an app to make stuff happen instantly it may seem strange, but...
Patience!
This ain't dial-a-gash
P"
Or phone-a-phalus for that matter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet"
Young uns today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can 'get laid' very easily- just become bi/gay. Or grow a vagina?
It is NOT an instashag site, full of free prostitues, FFS!
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Love this reply haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet"
Back in the day* |
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You're not entitled to anyone's time, attention, or body. (what's anyone got to do to get a shag: as if Fab were a broken vending machine!)
It's a slightly different equation here in many ways, but you still have to interest people and make them want to meet you. Harder for guys than anyone else here, unfortunately. |
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"This is a wind up, right?!! "
I see this attitude on statuses a lot. Women are lesser and we're withholding the thing men are owed. It's a good filter, seeing those who don't fully appreciate my humanity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet
Young uns today "
Oi! |
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One way to guarantee a life in the arid swing desert of no meets is to complain about not getting any like it's there on the menu but all you have to do is choose your dish
It's a jungle out there ... be the howler monkey to get attention |
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"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet
Young uns today
Oi!"
Old people these days with their lazy swipes at an entire demographic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think carefully about the impression you want to convey, what you can offer and what you enjoy. Tailor the pictures you use and the text in your profile to convey that impression.
There are plenty of normal guys around who are successful on here. Take your time, do a bit of research and don’t burn your bridges before you have thought through your approach.
Fab isn’t a place to get laid easily. It takes, patience, thought, personality and something that intrigues people enough to want to find out more about you.
All the best OP
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available "
the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. |
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "
"Coloured"... That's a bit segregation era  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a wind up, right?!!
I see this attitude on statuses a lot. Women are lesser and we're withholding the thing men are owed. It's a good filter, seeing those who don't fully appreciate my humanity. "
Stop man bashing!! |
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "
Now that one had to be a wind up!! |
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Most people on here, aren't here just to get layed or even laid.
If you expected you'd be knee deep in fanny from day 1 then you are definitely going up be disappointed.
A decent profile, explain what you can actually offer someone,along with decent pics that catch the eye.
You're going up have to up your game a bit
And yes, change the name too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet
Young uns today
Oi!
Old people these days with their lazy swipes at an entire demographic. "
Whos old? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "
What utter bollocks |
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"This is a wind up, right?!!
I see this attitude on statuses a lot. Women are lesser and we're withholding the thing men are owed. It's a good filter, seeing those who don't fully appreciate my humanity.
Stop man bashing!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet
Young uns today
Oi!
Old people these days with their lazy swipes at an entire demographic.
Whos old? "
Me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet
Young uns today
Oi!
Old people these days with their lazy swipes at an entire demographic.
Whos old?
Me"
I'm not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a wind up, right?!!
I see this attitude on statuses a lot. Women are lesser and we're withholding the thing men are owed. It's a good filter, seeing those who don't fully appreciate my humanity. "
Yes dear, that's a lovely humanity. Now put it away and get yer tits out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The site is full of
sex pics,
sex chat,
Sex reviews,
sex menus.
Why on earth would anyone think the site will have people on it who are looking for sex??! |
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"The site is full of
sex pics,
sex chat,
Sex reviews,
sex menus.
Why on earth would anyone think the site will have people on it who are looking for sex??!"
I think the thing that surprises a lot of people is that we're looking for sex... on our terms. "uh cum drain ma balls luv" No thanks, I'm here for me not as a charity? |
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"The site is full of
sex pics,
sex chat,
Sex reviews,
sex menus.
Why on earth would anyone think the site will have people on it who are looking for sex??!
I think the thing that surprises a lot of people is that we're looking for sex... on our terms. "uh cum drain ma balls luv" No thanks, I'm here for me not as a charity? "
Is it the presumptuous "luv" but you object to? |
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"
If you're after honesty, your profiles crap, just one photo of your chin and no profile text, how is that going to appeal to anyone apart from the rare illiterate chin fetishist?
Also If your messaging people the same way in which you've typed here then no one is going to respond, you're knocking thirty, stop typing like a fifteen year old and use proper grammar and sentences.
#drivebyschooling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Da ladies on fab can be a tough crowd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Sell yo ass betta n' stand up above tha sea of average males.
Courtesy of Gizoogle Translate. |
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available
the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "
Absolute baloney.
I don't get anywhere close to any of those three.
And yet....... |
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"The site is full of
sex pics,
sex chat,
Sex reviews,
sex menus.
Why on earth would anyone think the site will have people on it who are looking for sex??!
I think the thing that surprises a lot of people is that we're looking for sex... on our terms. "uh cum drain ma balls luv" No thanks, I'm here for me not as a charity?
Is it the presumptuous "luv" but you object to? "
I'm a(n adopted) northerner. That's just punctuation |
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"Most people on here, aren't here just to get layed or even laid.
If you expected you'd be knee deep in fanny from day 1 then you are definitely going up be disappointed.
A decent profile, explain what you can actually offer someone,along with decent pics that catch the eye.
You're going up have to up your game a bit
And yes, change the name too "
A cracking opening message helps too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great thread this, it's gone from impatient teenager: "swear down,slang" to great grandad: "coloured"
And OP seems to have disappeared (maybe he got lucky) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Da ladies on fab can be a tough crowd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Sell yo ass betta n' stand up above tha sea of average males.
Courtesy of Gizoogle Translate."
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "
Rubbish. |
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"Most people on here, aren't here just to get layed or even laid.
If you expected you'd be knee deep in fanny from day 1 then you are definitely going up be disappointed.
A decent profile, explain what you can actually offer someone,along with decent pics that catch the eye.
You're going up have to up your game a bit
And yes, change the name too
A cracking opening message helps too. "
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"Most people on here, aren't here just to get layed or even laid.
If you expected you'd be knee deep in fanny from day 1 then you are definitely going up be disappointed.
A decent profile, explain what you can actually offer someone,along with decent pics that catch the eye.
You're going up have to up your game a bit
And yes, change the name too
A cracking opening message helps too.
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Think of the children Phoenix, think of the children..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich.
Rubbish. "
That's me out of the equation.. Lol x |
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "
And not if you are under 70 but use the word "coloured". |
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich.
And not if you are under 70 but use the word "coloured"."
I know 90 year olds who know better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich.
Rubbish. "
That's me out of the equation.. Lol x |
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich.
And not if you are under 70 but use the word "coloured".
I know 90 year olds who know better. "
So do I.
Some people just hade to show their true colours, even if it is to their own detriment. |
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich. "
You're younger than my children. "Coloured" hasn't been used to describe black people for decades! |
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"When did the fucking art of seduction suddenly die? Have people forgot how to talk to each other, chat each other up and then make a conscious decision to have sex,get out into the world and put some fucking work in, just like we did back in the before the fucking internet"
This all the way . Young and old are just as guilty. Can’t believe how lazy and entitled some people have become.
Make an effort to show who you are OP, in your profile. Username is giving a negative impression. Every man on here has a penis. Tell us why time spent with you, would be more fun than all the others |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think anyone who thinks this is the right site to get laid in a matter of days after joining will probably always struggle. The misplaced expectation that people are looking for any sex is far removed from the reality of people looking for decent sex |
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"So basically the OP has been given well meant advice.... change your username, add text to your prof and add some pics..... has he listened
I rest my case  "
He obv thought quick hookup site & women would be queuing up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"
What did you come on expecting people to just throw themselves at you? Male half of us was on here as a single Male in the past and was 3 months of chatting before he got a meet for the first time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"
A FULL TWO WEEKS ?????
That’s disgusting........
......that you think you’re entitled “to get laid”.
I’d delete your profile and join dial-a-fuck-for-people-that-can’t-be-bothered-to-put-some-time-and-effort-in dot com |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
A FULL TWO WEEKS ?????
That’s disgusting........
......that you think you’re entitled “to get laid”.
I’d delete your profile and join dial-a-fuck-for-people-that-can’t-be-bothered-to-put-some-time-and-effort-in dot com "
Sorry, forgot the forward slash
/gets-given-constructive-advice-and-ignores-it. |
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
A FULL TWO WEEKS ?????
That’s disgusting........
......that you think you’re entitled “to get laid”.
I’d delete your profile and join dial-a-fuck-for-people-that-can’t-be-bothered-to-put-some-time-and-effort-in dot com
Sorry, forgot the forward slash
/gets-given-constructive-advice-and-ignores-it."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know what there has been some very good genuine advice on this post dat has been very helpful and is appreciated I will switch it up wen I got some more time and a bit of manscaping |
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"You know what there has been some very good genuine advice on this post dat has been very helpful and is appreciated I will switch it up wen I got some more time and a bit of manscaping"
I will check back then in 2 days to see nothing changed on your profile... xx |
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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago
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Eh fam
don't be taking dis as diss gee, deze bitches all be beggin for fat cock blud dey just types all shy in da forums cuz uvvers are watching innit
dey proper switch it up if you send a few cock pics an tell em dey gonna get smashed . dat dark side cud get darker an dese straight fellas will be begging to suck you off if you slam sum stockings on
fire up a few stones innit an get dem working dat pussy for you blud , go all snoop dog an dem ho's be earning der keep .
F.W.A. - straight out de suburbz |
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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"
Could have fooled us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not
Kinda have to put the effort in yourself here... nobody is going to jump at you.. plenty of spare cock available the only way women will jump at you is if you're coloured, masculine or rich.
You're younger than my children. "Coloured" hasn't been used to describe black people for decades!"
Everyone who isnt white is now a "person of colour" (PoC) in modern lingo l. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"
man got to woo the ladies nice conversation helps and manners dont think of it has a cattle market
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im notman got to woo the ladies nice conversation helps and manners dont think of it has a cattle market "
Exactly... Be nice and polite ... Good things come to he who waits. Although I had a meet within 48 hours of joining .. ha |
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"Two weeks now and my mailbox is collecting dust open to suggestions wtf a lovely woman told me today that my user name “onstuff” suggests I might be a crackhead for the record im not"
It can take a lot lot longer than 2 weeks! |
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