Few more photos won't hurt.
"I would always want to talk first on the phone to ensure any worries or concerns are talked about and no boundaries are overstepped."
How attached to this are you? Is it a deal breaker if the person you intend to meet doesn't want to? If it's not a deal breaker, leave it out, a lot of people don't like jumping through hoops.
"I love to give a naughty massage and have been told I'm very good with"
Unfinished sentence?
"I also know that NO means NO! something that some people on here don't seem to understand."
This statement seems unecessary. I imagine that most people reading your profile would likely assume that you this.
"ladies and couples if I don't reply to your messages please don't take offence."
A bit cliched on here, not really needed.
"I don't bite .. Well actually sometimes I do" .
Speaking of cliches.
"If I look at your profile it's because I'm been nosey and not necessarily that I want to meet up with you."
Women already know this.
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Pros : you mention the kraken
Cons : needs a few more pics
Seriously though good bio covers all common red flag areas. Funny light hearted and well written.
Release the kraaaaaaaaken!!!!!!
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