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New genuine and want some this evening!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good morning, I’m 27 and I want some fun my balls are full I’m sick of small talk on here love a good chat in person and to have a wild time any takers sorry for the limited pictures will meet in person and I’m really naughty just don’t trust the internet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sick of small talk eh?
Well unfortunately communication is necessary for the most part.
I think what you need is a service you pay for, therefore you won't have to view the piece of meat you want to help empty that full sack as a person as ya know, it's their job. Oh but hang on, even then you need to make "small" talk to agree on what that piece of meat views as acceptable.  |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Good morning, I’m 27 and I want some fun my balls are full I’m sick of small talk on here love a good chat in person and to have a wild time any takers sorry for the limited pictures will meet in person and I’m really naughty just don’t trust the internet "
Good morning OP. Don't think you'll get any 'takers' as you don't want to communicate with people. You are right, your pictures are indeed very limited, in fact I would go as far as to say three are identical of your cock. If you don't trust the Internet why on earth are you using it?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure this is a winning approach.
And I'm sure I'm not the only one who is turned off by "my balls are full". Really? "
cmon it's gotta be one of the most romantic lines I've heard today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sympathy shag!  really, ok just this once, what time you need me?
Hahaha only if massaging my feet is likely? your feet omg we talking cheddar?"
No we're talking fresh smelling with fluffy socks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sympathy shag! really, ok just this once, what time you need me?
Hahaha only if massaging my feet is likely? your feet omg we talking cheddar?
No we're talking fresh smelling with fluffy socks! "
oh good ok I'll do it, you provide the port |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sympathy shag! really, ok just this once, what time you need me?
Hahaha only if massaging my feet is likely? your feet omg we talking cheddar?
No we're talking fresh smelling with fluffy socks! oh good ok I'll do it, you provide the port "
Deal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sympathy shag! really, ok just this once, what time you need me?
Hahaha only if massaging my feet is likely? your feet omg we talking cheddar?
No we're talking fresh smelling with fluffy socks! oh good ok I'll do it, you provide the port
Deal! "
damn see if only everything was that easy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your balls aren't full and I'm sure you won't be able to empty them.
If you want your scrotum emptying, you will need either surgery or a specialist on a dark web site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your balls aren't full and I'm sure you won't be able to empty them.
If you want your scrotum emptying, you will need either surgery or a specialist on a dark web site."
Have you always been just up the road from me?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning, I’m 27 and I want some fun my balls are full I’m sick of small talk on here love a good chat in person and to have a wild time any takers sorry for the limited pictures will meet in person and I’m really naughty just don’t trust the internet "
Well im sure with that approach the ladies will be flooding at your door. Think maybe the young man needs to try a little bit of tact and realise that us ladies like to chat before we fuck. And small talk is the icebreaker. Just a little advise OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone has criticised his approach but he’s had 58 posts so far. (Admittedly probably hasn’t got laid yet)
Not all attention is good attention. "
The written equivalent of "every hole's a goal". Perhaps, but some of them are own goals...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone has criticised his approach but he’s had 58 posts so far. (Admittedly probably hasn’t got laid yet)
Not all attention is good attention.
The written equivalent of "every hole's a goal". Perhaps, but some of them are own goals... "
Boom
*mic drop* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh em gee
midget
Fucker
Not quite Cave Hill, more Hillsborough but I'm not posh...
Hillsborough is a lot closer than England"
True. But I'm too married for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh em gee
midget
Fucker
Not quite Cave Hill, more Hillsborough but I'm not posh...
Hillsborough is a lot closer than England
True. But I'm too married for you "
True, you are  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh em gee
midget
Fucker
Not quite Cave Hill, more Hillsborough but I'm not posh...
Hillsborough is a lot closer than England
True. But I'm too married for you
True, you are "
Such is my life 
Nice chatting to you anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh em gee
midget
Fucker
Not quite Cave Hill, more Hillsborough but I'm not posh...
Hillsborough is a lot closer than England
True. But I'm too married for you
True, you are
Such is my life
Nice chatting to you anyway."
Always  |
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