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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

How does one Go about getting a response on here?? As every message I’ve sent gets deleted........I think the guys out number the women by a 100 to one....lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How does one Go about getting a response on here?? As every message I’ve sent gets deleted........I think the guys out number the women by a 100 to one....lol "

Stand on one leg with a chicken under your left arm and be patient

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would you feel better if they said “ no thank you “

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Haha tried that but fell over shit balance ?? I get ya. ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Good point??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What sort of response are you expecting so I can advise accordingly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Add some photos to your message with your sky remote next to your dick, works every time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

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By *abulously curiousCouple  over a year ago

manchester


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

"

y can't u accommodate?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The brad Pitt thing hasn’t worked for me..


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate? "

House share? Living with family, ie parents? Or maybe just doesn't want random strangers in his house like me. Lots of reasons for not accommodating.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How does one Go about getting a response on here?? As every message I’ve sent gets deleted........I think the guys out number the women by a 100 to one....lol "

More like 15000 to one lol. Depends what your message content is, what your profile is like, pics you send etc. Most of the time we use our profiles as filters, so you'll need to do some groundwork before each message. There are many successful men on here who can advise better.

Do something to stand out would be my advice.

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By *OR THE WIFES PLEASUREMan  over a year ago

plymouth

What can we say by nothing new here in the response subject try the lottery fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just keep trying, it is no different than going out and trying to get a date in pubs, clubs it is not easy,mind when I was on here as a couple it was easy, not so if you are single,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate?

House share? Living with family, ie parents? Or maybe just doesn't want random strangers in his house like me. Lots of reasons for not accommodating. "

All valid, but most will look at that and think "married guy cheating on wife"

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east


"How does one Go about getting a response on here?? As every message I’ve sent gets deleted........I think the guys out number the women by a 100 to one....lol

More like 15000 to one lol. Depends what your message content is, what your profile is like, pics you send etc. Most of the time we use our profiles as filters, so you'll need to do some groundwork before each message. There are many successful men on here who can advise better.

Do something to stand out would be my advice. "

I'm not giving away any trade secrets every man for themselves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

"

Your right there about looks and cock size as for messages you can send as many out but still get no replies if you do not appealing in the end

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By *ustJ0dieTV/TS  over a year ago

Burton on Trent


"Just keep trying, it is no different than going out and trying to get a date in pubs, clubs it is not easy,mind when I was on here as a couple it was easy, not so if you are single, "

Yes it's totally different to that.

In a pub/club, you're there and you're you. You're not a potentially photoshopped picture from 4 years and 2 Stone ago.

When you're talking to someone you're not thrapping away like a chimp. (I'm most cases )

And there aren't 100 guys and couples scrubbed up and presented better than you trying it on with the one girl who is new in the place that week.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't skip leg day, use thighs as avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Post dramatic deppresing statuses about how shit your life is. A lot seem to do it on here thinking it's Facebook or something so it must work or they would just keep it to them selves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Add some photos to your message with your sky remote next to your dick, works every time "

Or a lynx aerosol can....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How does one Go about getting a response on here?? As every message I’ve sent gets deleted........I think the guys out number the women by a 100 to one....lol "

Be respectful and add some appropriate humour. Join in the forums with some craic and banter. Respond politely with those who return a comment.

Chat will start. See if you can go to one of the many M&G socials that are coming up. Have a couple good photos, not overtertly in your face. Keep a lot to the imagination. Ask for help with profile... but also remember only about 5%of fabbers use the forum but there's a much higher % who just read and watch.

Hope that helps and best of luck.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How does one Go about getting a response on here?? As every message I’ve sent gets deleted........I think the guys out number the women by a 100 to one....lol "

Don't bother sending any and then you won't be disappointed when you get no response. It's a weird site as like you say nobody bothers responding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How does one Go about getting a response on here?? As every message I’ve sent gets deleted........I think the guys out number the women by a 100 to one....lol "

If you're getting no response maybe you could rethink your approach and try different things?

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Only send messages to women who are looking for a guy like you.

God.....I'm so sensible!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was very much the same,getting nothing at all,then changed my approach,now chatting to a wonderful woman,whom I'm looking forward to meeting very soon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have just replied to a message. Good message and obviously read our profile and included pictures.

Floppsy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

"

No 5 is the most important 1 persistence without looking back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate? "

Definitely it is a disadvantage

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By *abulously curiousCouple  over a year ago

manchester


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate?

House share? Living with family, ie parents? Or maybe just doesn't want random strangers in his house like me. Lots of reasons for not accommodating.

All valid, but most will look at that and think "married guy cheating on wife" "

that's all i c x

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By *essica jamiesonWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Only send messages to women who are looking for a guy like you.

God.....I'm so sensible!!!"

v v v v sensible!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate?

House share? Living with family, ie parents? Or maybe just doesn't want random strangers in his house like me. Lots of reasons for not accommodating.

All valid, but most will look at that and think "married guy cheating on wife" "

Right, so are all the women on here the same then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate?

House share? Living with family, ie parents? Or maybe just doesn't want random strangers in his house like me. Lots of reasons for not accommodating.

All valid, but most will look at that and think "married guy cheating on wife"

Right, so are all the women on here the same then? "

They did say most not all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate?

House share? Living with family, ie parents? Or maybe just doesn't want random strangers in his house like me. Lots of reasons for not accommodating.

All valid, but most will look at that and think "married guy cheating on wife"

Right, so are all the women on here the same then? "

Good Point .. ALL the women who cant accommodate, must be all married and must be cheating on their husband...just like ALL the guys who cant accommodate too looooooooooooòool

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate?

House share? Living with family, ie parents? Or maybe just doesn't want random strangers in his house like me. Lots of reasons for not accommodating.

All valid, but most will look at that and think "married guy cheating on wife"

Right, so are all the women on here the same then?

Good Point .. ALL the women who cant accommodate, must be all married and must be cheating on their husband...just like ALL the guys who cant accommodate too looooooooooooòool "

Just being fair as I'm sick of only men being slated for it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate?

House share? Living with family, ie parents? Or maybe just doesn't want random strangers in his house like me. Lots of reasons for not accommodating.

All valid, but most will look at that and think "married guy cheating on wife"

Right, so are all the women on here the same then?

Good Point .. ALL the women who cant accommodate, must be all married and must be cheating on their husband...just like ALL the guys who cant accommodate too looooooooooooòool

Just being fair as I'm sick of only men being slated for it. "

If people are so interested in the reason why I cant accommodate...feel free to message me and Ill tell them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Add some photos to your message with your sky remote next to your dick, works every time "

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

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"I was very much the same,getting nothing at all,then changed my approach,now chatting to a wonderful woman,whom I'm looking forward to meeting very soon."

Good for you, and just to confirm, you changed your approach and got success and messages from a lady? And even with not having a six pack and looking like Brad Pitt? There's something for other men to learn there.

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate? "

Because he is married

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate?

Because he is married "

As I posted above, housemates, living with parents etc. It's his business.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

.

Since most women on here are only interested in 6 packs and Brad Pitt lookalikes apparently, to be honest I'm surprised any guys try to meet us.

Try a new tactic of treating everyone on here with respect and not just another potential notch on the bedpost. There's a saying about going slow to catch a monkey. Put effort in by reading profiles and messaging people that you actually fit what they are looking for and then you should get more answers.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Since most women on here are only interested in 6 packs and Brad Pitt lookalikes apparently, to be honest I'm surprised any guys try to meet us.

Try a new tactic of treating everyone on here with respect and not just another potential notch on the bedpost. There's a saying about going slow to catch a monkey. Put effort in by reading profiles and messaging people that you actually fit what they are looking for and then you should get more answers."

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

You need to cough, spit to the moon, spin around 3x, stand on one leg, say Yankee Doodle dandy in a French accent, kick a goat wearing a hat, then pray to the Fab God and confess all your sins, and maybe someone will respond.

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island


"How does one Go about getting a response on here?? As every message I’ve sent gets deleted........I think the guys out number the women by a 100 to one....lol "

My fist questions would be what type of messages are you sending??? Please give example

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By *rkeb3Man  over a year ago

east Lancashire road

say the magic 3 words

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

"

To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack - Toned will work

2. Look like Brad Pitt - ok got me on that one but not restricted to this lol

3. Have a 10 feet cock - erm def NO

4. Be extremely funny - that works yes

5. Send out 10000 messages - one good one will do to start

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon - the blue moon us shining (well in the football world)

Seriously though I would read the profile of those you are messaging and make sure you are what they are looking for before you message, I find peoples veri's give you a good idea if your their type, good luck

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By *antasticMrFucksMan  over a year ago

Taunton


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

Your right there about looks and cock size as for messages you can send as many out but still get no replies if you do not appealing in the end "

I tend to get more replies than ignored if it is a polite no!! Read the profile don't message saying "want a fuck" or "my dicks hard fancy sorting it out" be polite and make sure you fall into what they are looking for. Good luck

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By *antasticMrFucksMan  over a year ago

Taunton

Even if it's a polite no***

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By *l777Man  over a year ago

shropshire


"Add some photos to your message with your sky remote next to your dick, works every time

Or a lynx aerosol can...."

Who the fuck uses Lynx apart from teenage boys ha ha

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By *educerMan  over a year ago

Brentwood

I get lots of responses to my messages....they normally end in 'off' but hey its still a response...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only send messages to women who are looking for a guy like you.

God.....I'm so sensible!!!"

And so stunning

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By *oubleTroubleCoupleCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands


"How does one Go about getting a response on here?? As every message I’ve sent gets deleted........I think the guys out number the women by a 100 to one....lol

Stand on one leg with a chicken under your left arm and be patient "

Hahahaha! Pics or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

Y

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

y can't u accommodate?

House share? Living with family, ie parents? Or maybe just doesn't want random strangers in his house like me. Lots of reasons for not accommodating.

All valid, but most will look at that and think "married guy cheating on wife" "

I fully agree with this comment i do think that way.I would prefer they are honest about it though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not bothered as to WHY a guy can't accommodate but, as I can't accommodate either (for many reasons) then it makes it difficult to meet.

If anyone read my profile, they'd see that I can't accommodate so either don't message me or be prepared to fork out for a hotel.

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By *ldguyMan  over a year ago

ongar


"How does one Go about getting a response on here?? As every message I’ve sent gets deleted........I think the guys out number the women by a 100 to one....lol "

Just be polite and complimentary ...good idea to read their profile fully first tho......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To get a response you need all of the following conditions to be met

1. Have a 6 pack

2. Look like Brad Pitt

3. Have a 10 feet cock

4. Be extremely funny

5. Send out 10000 messages

You then may get maybe 1 reply...if there is a blue moon

"

A ten foot cock?

What do you want to fuck - a blue whale presumably with Angelina Jolies face?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Add some photos to your message with your sky remote next to your dick, works every time "

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"How does one Go about getting a response on here?? As every message I’ve sent gets deleted........I think the guys out number the women by a 100 to one....lol "

Send loads of copy and paste sexist and insulting messages and you're bound to get a few responses

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