What's a good first line

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What makes a good opening line to impress?

Get me I've a big cock or I drive a Porsche?

I just don't know

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever it is...

It isnt FAF

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

See now FAF can mean many things I'm going with fatasfuck