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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey is my profile shit?
(Most men’s profiles are like mine!)
Why am I still getting dozen of messages?!"
But you don't travel and you can't accommodate.. Do you have meets on your front doorstep? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes it is shit. You are bisexual yet only looking to meet men up to age 50. That means you don't want to meet me! Actally I will pretend I haven't read your profile and message you anyway."
men do it all the time, might as well join them |
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"Yes it is shit. You are bisexual yet only looking to meet men up to age 50. That means you don't want to meet me! Actally I will pretend I haven't read your profile and message you anyway.
men do it all the time, might as well join them " Up 4 a fuck now? I will make u squirt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes it is shit. You are bisexual yet only looking to meet men up to age 50. That means you don't want to meet me! Actally I will pretend I haven't read your profile and message you anyway.
men do it all the time, might as well join them Up 4 a fuck now? I will make u squirt. "
Will you be the best I ever had? Finger blast me til I’m raw then ask why I’m not cumming like I’m some performing seal? I’m in! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve had over a hundred messages this afternoon, my profile must be so enticing
I came across your profile and see we have the same interests. Meet me now?"
And what about my photos? They’re amazing too right? I’m stunning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyway squirting isn’t even real I’m just pissing myself and don’t know the difference
I'm pissing myself laughing at this thread! "
It’s keeping me amused |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in a hotel tonight for one night only, wanna fuck (coz I’m too cheap to pay for a escort!)
You would be more successful if you said "I'm bored in a hotel tonight. Wanna fuck?""
Thanks for the advice |
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Thanks for the advice "
No, no. You are doing this all wrong. You should ask for advice (on several threads) but never come back on the thread to comment or act on it. And certainly don't thank people for their advice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks for the advice
No, no. You are doing this all wrong. You should ask for advice (on several threads) but never come back on the thread to comment or act on it. And certainly don't thank people for their advice. "
I think your right I’ll start another thread now asking for advice on my profile even though I’ve totally ignored all previous advice given |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not sure you put the men to shame.
You’ve no text. No pics no effort and moan about how many messages you get.
Lesson, this is how it’s really done.
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Please enlighten me further |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks for the advice
No, no. You are doing this all wrong. You should ask for advice (on several threads) but never come back on the thread to comment or act on it. And certainly don't thank people for their advice.
I think your right I’ll start another thread now asking for advice on my profile even though I’ve totally ignored all previous advice given "
Not gonna help someone that doesn't want to be helped. Pffft, these bloody single women and there anonymous profiles... |
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"I like to have sex in their car outside my house obviously!!
Got a nice car for you to fuck me in ha ha "
He has been waiting outside for an hour, hooting. The neighbours are starting to complain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profile name squirterxxx...got my interest then haha..anyway good luck...
....oh by the way....SallySlinky...f**kin awesome profile photos...stunning. Xxxx |
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