A selection from our inbox tonight:
Hi how are you (and multiple variations on the same theme).
X (what a solid effort!).
Yo baby (Seriously, who opens with that outside of the 80's hip hop scene).
Are you at Heathrow tonight? (No, unless Heathrow has moved 200 miles west during the day).
Hey guys (followed five minutes later with 'Heyy guys').
???
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"I'd like to hear the best and worst opening messages ladies and gents have received "
"hey it says you are 2 miles away fancy hooking up"
i was on a train just going through oxford  |
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Yo.
Im in your area next week. .. come and meet me at my hotel
Are you a mom .... would you be my mom.
Can I come round now and give you a massage
Do you want to ride this (more cock pics)
Can I pop in for a coffee .
Can I play with your feet.
Oh the list goes on .... |
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I agree,
So am I wrong with starting with "hi" or "how are you"
Surely its just basic manners for a first introduction?
Agreed I prefer to write more, but with some profiles having little to connect to, its quite hard? And yes I may find the lady attractive, so why not message? If there's no connection then fine, but we have to start somewhere!
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"I'd like to hear the best and worst opening messages ladies and gents have received "
I got one once that began 'Hi sweaty,,,,'
I was mildly amused but not enough to reply. |
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"I agree,
So am I wrong with starting with "hi" or "how are you"
Surely its just basic manners for a first introduction?
Agreed I prefer to write more, but with some profiles having little to connect to, its quite hard? And yes I may find the lady attractive, so why not message? If there's no connection then fine, but we have to start somewhere!
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depends on the profile if they get a reply with "hi hows u" |
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"My worst:
“I will remove all your teeth after I’ve shaved your head and tortured you”
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I'm guessing that one didn't exactly get you wet?
Think I'd have saved it as possible evidence in a future trial. |
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"I agree,
So am I wrong with starting with "hi" or "how are you"
Surely its just basic manners for a first introduction?
Agreed I prefer to write more, but with some profiles having little to connect to, its quite hard? And yes I may find the lady attractive, so why not message? If there's no connection then fine, but we have to start somewhere!
depends on the profile if they get a reply with "hi hows u""
Sorry maybe this is me? Do mean an abbreviation as you put it? Or shouldn't I enquire after someone's state? |
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"A selection from our inbox tonight:
Hi how are you (and multiple variations on the same theme).
X (what a solid effort!).
Yo baby (Seriously, who opens with that outside of the 80's hip hop scene).
Are you at Heathrow tonight? (No, unless Heathrow has moved 200 miles west during the day).
Hey guys (followed five minutes later with 'Heyy guys').
???
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The thought process on the last one.
"Aww they're not replying, I wonder y. Got it, needs another Y" |
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Worst: " do you want a threesome with me and my German Shepard. He's a big boy! "
Best are those who have clearly read my profile, fit what I'm seeking and are polite within their messages. |
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"Worst: " do you want a threesome with me and my German Shepard. He's a big boy! "
Best are those who have clearly read my profile, fit what I'm seeking and are polite within their messages."
That's a strange reply, must have been a farmer if he needed to employ a German shepherd, no idea why he couldn't employ a British worker to tend his sheep  |
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Or asking if I deep throat until I vomit was a personal favourite 
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