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I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it?? |
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I don't think she is single.. She doesn't look the type for some reason. That's why I don't want complications for either of us... I can't really say I wanna fuck you as I'm paying for my washing powder |
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"I don't think she is single.. She doesn't look the type for some reason. That's why I don't want complications for either of us... I can't really say I wanna fuck you as I'm paying for my washing powder"
Sounds like best kept a fantasy pal |
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"I don't think she is single.. She doesn't look the type for some reason. That's why I don't want complications for either of us... I can't really say I wanna fuck you as I'm paying for my washing powder
Sounds like best kept a fantasy pal"
I agree with this lol I fancy a couple of the personal trainers at my gym one I know isn't single but I do kinda flirt with but I keep it to just fantasy on all levels  |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it?? "
Just say " really not interested in the niceties, love. You got nice tits. If me mam goes out later, wanna come round and shag me? You'll have to bring ya own Wotsits and shandy though, I'm a tight wad"
That should do it |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Just say " really not interested in the niceties, love. You got nice tits. If me mam goes out later, wanna come round and shag me? You'll have to bring ya own Wotsits and shandy though, I'm a tight wad"
That should do it"
I like this idea.. I can be tamed as charming banter... And get away with it if it's a no allthough she could be flattered with the attention. |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Just say " really not interested in the niceties, love. You got nice tits. If me mam goes out later, wanna come round and shag me? You'll have to bring ya own Wotsits and shandy though, I'm a tight wad"
That should do itI like this idea.. I can be tamed as charming banter... And get away with it if it's a no allthough she could be flattered with the attention. "
Yeah, reading your op, you sound like you got the charm off to a tee.
Cant even be bothered to buy her a drink?
Lucky lady |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Just say " really not interested in the niceties, love. You got nice tits. If me mam goes out later, wanna come round and shag me? You'll have to bring ya own Wotsits and shandy though, I'm a tight wad"
That should do itI like this idea.. I can be tamed as charming banter... And get away with it if it's a no allthough she could be flattered with the attention. "
yes, flattery like that will make her day, the lucky lady!! nothing like being made to feel special by a charming young man.. |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Just say " really not interested in the niceties, love. You got nice tits. If me mam goes out later, wanna come round and shag me? You'll have to bring ya own Wotsits and shandy though, I'm a tight wad"
That should do itI like this idea.. I can be tamed as charming banter... And get away with it if it's a no allthough she could be flattered with the attention.
yes, flattery like that will make her day, the lucky lady!! nothing like being made to feel special by a charming young man.."
it's not about being special.. It's a heated fuck with someone I like but best kept where it is.. Ladies like fuck too.. They just don't tell anyone |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Just say " really not interested in the niceties, love. You got nice tits. If me mam goes out later, wanna come round and shag me? You'll have to bring ya own Wotsits and shandy though, I'm a tight wad"
That should do itI like this idea.. I can be tamed as charming banter... And get away with it if it's a no allthough she could be flattered with the attention.
yes, flattery like that will make her day, the lucky lady!! nothing like being made to feel special by a charming young man.. it's not about being special.. It's a heated fuck with someone I like but best kept where it is.. Ladies like fuck too.. They just don't tell anyone"
indeed we do...just nice to be treated like a human rather than a slab of meat... |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Just say " really not interested in the niceties, love. You got nice tits. If me mam goes out later, wanna come round and shag me? You'll have to bring ya own Wotsits and shandy though, I'm a tight wad"
That should do itI like this idea.. I can be tamed as charming banter... And get away with it if it's a no allthough she could be flattered with the attention.
yes, flattery like that will make her day, the lucky lady!! nothing like being made to feel special by a charming young man.. it's not about being special.. It's a heated fuck with someone I like but best kept where it is.. Ladies like fuck too.. They just don't tell anyone
indeed we do...just nice to be treated like a human rather than a slab of meat..."
were moving off subject here... Further replies please add your suggestions as to how to go about it... Thx |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Just say " really not interested in the niceties, love. You got nice tits. If me mam goes out later, wanna come round and shag me? You'll have to bring ya own Wotsits and shandy though, I'm a tight wad"
That should do itI like this idea.. I can be tamed as charming banter... And get away with it if it's a no allthough she could be flattered with the attention.
yes, flattery like that will make her day, the lucky lady!! nothing like being made to feel special by a charming young man.. it's not about being special.. It's a heated fuck with someone I like but best kept where it is.. Ladies like fuck too.. They just don't tell anyone
indeed we do...just nice to be treated like a human rather than a slab of meat... were moving off subject here... Further replies please add your suggestions as to how to go about it... Thx"
Another charmer
I've told you what to do. Ask her to come round for a shag, when your mum's gone to bingo |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it?? "
I wouldn't bend her over in the veg aisle, especially if you haven't asked her permission first |
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"She's not going to want to fuck you. Trust
doesn't really sound like what she wants or doesn't want is of much importance..
No you're right there! how do you know???? "
With the attitude you have displayed here, OP, I think most ladies would run a mile.
You are just screaming " selfish" |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Just say " really not interested in the niceties, love. You got nice tits. If me mam goes out later, wanna come round and shag me? You'll have to bring ya own Wotsits and shandy though, I'm a tight wad"
That should do itI like this idea.. I can be tamed as charming banter... And get away with it if it's a no allthough she could be flattered with the attention.
yes, flattery like that will make her day, the lucky lady!! nothing like being made to feel special by a charming young man.. it's not about being special.. It's a heated fuck with someone I like but best kept where it is.. Ladies like fuck too.. They just don't tell anyone"
Haha! They so do tell! Or is that just me?!? I usually ask how they feel about older women... you could ask her how she feels about casual sex  |
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"That's the kinda smooth-talking approach that gets you banned from Asdas
Do you think OP will do better in Waitrose ?  "
I'm with you on that one.. More the educated type whose lived more and thinks quick enough to make a reasonable productive decision... Rather than the drama queen riff raff types who kick off before thinking you may find else where such as Aldi and Asda |
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"Buy some lard and when she asks what it's for say 'your arse'
Why would I want to put my penis into a smelly hole with poo inside..???
I thought Asda was a smelly hole with poo inside ??"
I only ever said she works their!!... I'm sure she'll shop at Waitrose, Sainsbury's on her day off.. She, s got a nice bum and smile with a glint in her eye.. |
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By *nly-AliceWoman
over a year ago
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Just say " really not interested in the niceties, love. You got nice tits. If me mam goes out later, wanna come round and shag me? You'll have to bring ya own Wotsits and shandy though, I'm a tight wad"
That should do itI like this idea.. I can be tamed as charming banter... And get away with it if it's a no allthough she could be flattered with the attention.
Yeah, reading your op, you sound like you got the charm off to a tee.
Cant even be bothered to buy her a drink?
Lucky lady"
Glad someone else thought that. And how does someone not "look like the single type"? |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Just say " really not interested in the niceties, love. You got nice tits. If me mam goes out later, wanna come round and shag me? You'll have to bring ya own Wotsits and shandy though, I'm a tight wad"
That should do itI like this idea.. I can be tamed as charming banter... And get away with it if it's a no allthough she could be flattered with the attention.
Yeah, reading your op, you sound like you got the charm off to a tee.
Cant even be bothered to buy her a drink?
Lucky lady
Glad someone else thought that. And how does someone not "look like the single type"?"
That'll be the wedding ring on her finger, maybe...?  |
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Why dont you give her a card saying something like "I fancy you to bits, if you might be interested in some fun together please give me a call xxx"
It probably wont work but it also wont get you arrested and you never know, you might end up marrying her! |
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" Why dont you give her a card saying something like "I fancy you to bits, if you might be interested in some fun together please give me a call xxx"
It probably wont work but it also wont get you arrested and you never know, you might end up marrying her!"
My pal met his partner of 2 years in sports direct.. By passing her a Buisness card, winked and walked away.. Left her to it.. Obviously she txt him |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it?? "
Go for it, be brave. Women respond well to confidence in men. Does not translate well online with women as they are overly contact by men online but in the real world it it different and more natural. |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Go for it, be brave. Women respond well to confidence in men. Does not translate well online with women as they are overly contact by men online but in the real world it it different and more natural. "
The OP said he cant even be bothered to take the lady out for a drink. He wants to dispense with the niceties
How is that confidence? |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it?? "
Bhaahaahaaa...
This is vile |
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"That's the kinda smooth-talking approach that gets you banned from Asdas
Do you think OP will do better in Waitrose ?
I'm with you on that one.. More the educated type whose lived more and thinks quick enough to make a reasonable productive decision... Rather than the drama queen riff raff types who kick off before thinking you may find else where such as Aldi and Asda"
Real classy, guy.
Don't hit on women while they're working. For any reason. Just don't. Supermarket checkouts are not a goddamned lady zoo for you to visit; you have them trapped in a situation where they can't respond freely because they have to maintain a professional demeanour. You won't just make her uncomfortable, you'll make every woman around you uncomfortable.
Don't. Seriously, don't. |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it??
Go for it, be brave. Women respond well to confidence in men. Does not translate well online with women as they are overly contact by men online but in the real world it it different and more natural. "
did you read the post at all? really?? |
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"I don't think she is single.. She doesn't look the type for some reason. That's why I don't want complications for either of us... I can't really say I wanna fuck you as I'm paying for my washing powder"
Try it
You may not get a fuck but you will probably get a slap across the face
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I'm Afraid your gonna have to go old school on this dude! You can't just walk up to her and her to sit on your face... you will most likely get a slap
Open up a conversation with her and build from there.. a bit of light flirting and after a few weeks of this get your wallet out and take her on a date and see where it leads...
Best of luck pal! |
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"I don't think she is single.. She doesn't look the type for some reason. That's why I don't want complications for either of us... I can't really say I wanna fuck you as I'm paying for my washing powder"
Do exactly that, what's the worst that could happen?... sexual harassment charge and lifetime ban from asda...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I can not actually decide if all the OPs comments are serious or sarcastic. Seems slightly odd, there is ways to be direct but don't get banned from Asda or make the poor girl keep having to look behind her on the way home! |
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"In the pre Internet days didn't people actually speak and interact face to face in order to get it on"
Funny old time that being in a bar and some wee stunner catching your eye... then smoothly making your way over to start a conversation ( mine was always asking for a lighter then paying a compliment) buying them a drink or two impressing them with your dance moves and sense of humour.... shame all that has died out it cut out the weeks of online small talk only to find out you had no chemistry... |
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"In the pre Internet days didn't people actually speak and interact face to face in order to get it on
Funny old time that being in a bar and some wee stunner catching your eye... then smoothly making your way over to start a conversation ( mine was always asking for a lighter then paying a compliment) buying them a drink or two impressing them with your dance moves and sense of humour.... shame all that has died out it cut out the weeks of online small talk only to find out you had no chemistry... "
So true... You could switch the Internet off tommorow for me... It's opened up some things yes but it's killed interpersonal relationships... |
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" Why dont you give her a card saying something like "I fancy you to bits, if you might be interested in some fun together please give me a call xxx"
It probably wont work but it also wont get you arrested and you never know, you might end up marrying her!"
Blimey... I actually like this idea! If I was the lady in question and a random stranger handed me such a note in a vanilla setting, I would be incredibly flattered at the very least!
Make sure you put your phone number or private email address on the note OP! |
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" Why dont you give her a card saying something like "I fancy you to bits, if you might be interested in some fun together please give me a call xxx"
It probably wont work but it also wont get you arrested and you never know, you might end up marrying her!
Blimey... I actually like this idea! If I was the lady in question and a random stranger handed me such a note in a vanilla setting, I would be incredibly flattered at the very least!
Make sure you put your phone number or private email address on the note OP!"
Finally somebody thinks I had a good idea, and not just anybody, but a very sexy lady (with a rather looooong profile) !!! |
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"I've just seen her.... I said "your always happy you, have you got a sister?"...I winked and left, Her eyes lit up and so did her coleuge ,.. The seed has been planted!! "
Good move......
I may use that one actually!!  |
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"I've just seen her.... I said "your always happy you, have you got a sister?"...I winked and left, Her eyes lit up and so did her coleuge ,.. The seed has been planted!! "
Now go in 3 times a day on her till for a month and buy only a cucumber and some Vaseline each time |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"I am a little worse off than you I see plenty women in many supermarkets I'd like to fuck, but for the sake of getting locked up. I keep it to myself lol"
I don't think that talking to somebody, or asking them for a drink, is an arrestable offence.
People talk to me in all kinds of places, I only find it complimentary or flattering even if I politely explain I don't want to take things any further. |
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"I am a little worse off than you I see plenty women in many supermarkets I'd like to fuck, but for the sake of getting locked up. I keep it to myself lol
I don't think that talking to somebody, or asking them for a drink, is an arrestable offence.
People talk to me in all kinds of places, I only find it complimentary or flattering even if I politely explain I don't want to take things any further."
which is fine, but the op specifically says he doesnt want to chat to her or buy her a drink, just fuck her...i wouldnt be in the least bit flattered if someone said that to me, especially at work |
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Buy a massive sausage and put it on the conveyor belt then say "oh yeah baby, here comes my big sausage. Are you going to handle my sausage? Do you like my sausage?"
Yeah, she'll be gasping for it  |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it?? "
Tell her how beautiful she is,promise her the earth and all the riches in it,tell her you'll make her the happiest woman in the world,,,,,,then do the deed and never call her again.
That's how men have been doing it since the dawn of time,haven't you been watching?  |
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Just pass her a piece of paper with your phone number on it.
When /if she texts then you can message back tell her what you feel about women in asda overalls and what you want to do to her with your sausage. |
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"I fancy the lady in Asda, and I wanna fuck her.. How do you suggest I go about it.. Don't wanna ask her for a drink and chat her up.. I wanna fuck her and she goes home with a smile on face.. How should I go about it?? "
Uh oo spaggettio. |
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