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Sorry to hear that guys. I have to fight them off with a shitty stick!
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over a year ago
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"Sorry to hear that guys. I have to fight them off with a shitty stick!
It's all in the Dinosaur Cock Shot® PM for detials and pricing for your very own.
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I fucking get here too late again. I bet they're all gone, as usual  |
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"Sorry to hear that guys. I have to fight them off with a shitty stick!
It's all in the Dinosaur Cock Shot® PM for detials and pricing for your very own.
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I fucking get here too late again. I bet they're all gone, as usual "
Three left.
A Dinosaur Cock Shot® is winging it's way to you madam! |
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"Have you tried wooing the ladies?
We are Not Wooing said ladies as we all playing with our swords.
Don't get that watch pirates of the Caribbean.
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Sorry to hijack the thread Knights but your profile photo made me do a double take.
It looks like a white person with a black cock. Which bit is you?
Nita |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Have you tried wooing the ladies?
We are Not Wooing said ladies as we all playing with our swords.
Don't get that watch pirates of the Caribbean.
Sorry to hijack the thread Knights but your profile photo made me do a double take.
It looks like a white person with a black cock. Which bit is you?
Nita "
I think all the pics are of false cocks/toys!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried wooing the ladies?
We are Not Wooing said ladies as we all playing with our swords.
Don't get that watch pirates of the Caribbean.
Sorry to hijack the thread Knights but your profile photo made me do a double take.
It looks like a white person with a black cock. Which bit is you?
Nita "
the one with the eyes and big floppy ears maybe |
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"Have you tried wooing the ladies?
We are Not Wooing said ladies as we all playing with our swords.
Don't get that watch pirates of the Caribbean.
Sorry to hijack the thread Knights but your profile photo made me do a double take.
It looks like a white person with a black cock. Which bit is you?
Nita
the one with the eyes and big floppy ears maybe "
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"Have you tried wooing the ladies?
We are Not Wooing said ladies as we all playing with our swords.
Don't get that watch pirates of the Caribbean.
Sorry to hijack the thread Knights but your profile photo made me do a double take.
It looks like a white person with a black cock. Which bit is you?
Nita "
I was wondering the same thing!  |
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"Sorry to hear that guys. I have to fight them off with a shitty stick!
It's all in the Dinosaur Cock Shot® PM for detials and pricing for your very own.
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Excuse me, someone on here told me that you provide a girlfriend experience? Could you give me an idea of what that entails? I don't know how to do the private massage sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some reason I can't get any action on here.
What have you done to attract people?"
See I phone people and just breathe really loud. Works every time 30% of the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stop moaning and get out there and find your princess to have sex with.
You will only be competing with the other 36432263563373322578636 single men that message her on a hourly basis.
Do the hourds of single guys that join here think there going to get sex within 4 min of joining lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some reason I can't get any action on here.
What have you done to attract people?
See I phone people and just breathe really loud. Works every time 30% of the time. "
69% love it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some reason I can't get any action on here. "
If you honestly can't see the reason why your getting no "action" then you don't deserve any "action" 
Poppy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unless ur black and have a 9 inch cock it will take time!! I used a marker pen to color my cock in works a treat wall to wall women try it."
Hahaha i try cam cream me self! Im just missing the inches! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You gotta do more than that, to get laid   you sound like an egg.
Hilarious.....almost spat out my wine laughing x"
Never spit! It's a waste.... Especially wine.. Haha! |
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"For some reason I can't get any action on here. "
There's a certain irony to the fact that - like your post - your profile text is also complaining.... but not about getting no sex. About what hard work it is being a stud. Make your mind up!
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"You need to message a fat ugly slut, they'll fuck anything.
Ohhhh thats a bit below the belt!"
The reference to "fat ugly sluts" comes from the OP's profile.
You remember him - the guy who can't work out why he's not getting laid every 2 hours....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's terrible isn't it, I need sex and I can't get any either 
I find that very hard to believe 
I'm serious, think my mailbox is broken "
You need someone to come and mend it for you. I have a tool for it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's terrible isn't it, I need sex and I can't get any either
I find that very hard to believe
I'm serious, think my mailbox is broken
You need someone to come and mend it for you. I have a tool for it "
You do? That's great, you should come and fix it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's terrible isn't it, I need sex and I can't get any either
I find that very hard to believe
I'm serious, think my mailbox is broken
You need someone to come and mend it for you. I have a tool for it
You do? That's great, you should come and fix it "
It would only require a few extra hours tho due to the unique infrastructure. That will do the trick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's terrible isn't it, I need sex and I can't get any either
I find that very hard to believe
I'm serious, think my mailbox is broken
You need someone to come and mend it for you. I have a tool for it
You do? That's great, you should come and fix it
It would only require a few extra hours tho due to the unique infrastructure. That will do the trick!"
Oh really, seems a bit tricky, you sure you're up to the job? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's terrible isn't it, I need sex and I can't get any either
I find that very hard to believe
I'm serious, think my mailbox is broken
You need someone to come and mend it for you. I have a tool for it
You do? That's great, you should come and fix it
It would only require a few extra hours tho due to the unique infrastructure. That will do the trick!
Oh really, seems a bit tricky, you sure you're up to the job? "
I think it will be quite finnicky at first but i'll manage. I practical like that  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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Can't get any action? Let's work out why...
Your Profile is wholly negative.
First of all, stop whining in the text content.
Second, you have effectively classified a lot of females in a negative assumption on your part; a sure fire way to have the ladies ignore you.
No public pics, but you don't say why?
There's nothing there to describe yourself, what you seek, your interests with others.
Good Profiles and in turn, your input, deliver results. Your input is zilch. You've done nothing to "sell yourself".
Apart from all of that, it's not bad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It might have something to do with the fact that probably 80% or more on here are guys. So us lady's get to be very selective. Also helps if the message stands out and the guy has actually read the profile |
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"Sorry to hear that guys. I have to fight them off with a shitty stick!
It's all in the Dinosaur Cock Shot® PM for detials and pricing for your very own.
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©Funky Monkey Enterprises. All rights reserved.
Excuse me, someone on here told me that you provide a girlfriend experience? Could you give me an idea of what that entails? I don't know how to do the private massage sorry."
It's a boyfriend experience and my other self (Invictus) does that:
https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/137452 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope the OP never meets any one the whining old Fart lol
Hes just a 'shadow' of his former self! "
Haha unlike you your like the re-ignited phoenix. Better wiser and tastier lol |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"I hope the OP never meets any one the whining old Fart lol
Hes just a 'shadow' of his former self!
Haha unlike you your like the re-ignited phoenix. Better wiser and tastier lol"
Aw you're so kind to a little old lady!....No shopping trolley here! |
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"For some reason I can't get any action on here. "
Your profile says it all.
I suggest some pics will help.. All cock pics, at least one with a Sky Remote and one with spunk all over it. You'll find that'll work |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"For some reason I can't get any action on here. "
change your attitude towards women and don't make it sound like we should be here for your convenience then, another thread from a guy that thinks he's entitled!
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"For some reason I can't get any action on here. change your attitude towards women and don't make it sound like we should be here for your convenience then, another thread from a guy that thinks he's entitled!"
Boom high 5 |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"For some reason I can't get any action on here. change your attitude towards women and don't make it sound like we should be here for your convenience then, another thread from a guy that thinks he's entitled!
Boom high 5"
Seconded |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"For some reason I can't get any action on here. "
Quote from profile, (not giving advice btw as it's not been asked for specifically!)
"Ok, I'm Actually going to make an effort with this profile.
Watch this space"
FOUR months ago lol!! Yep that may have something to do with it as well lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some reason I can't get any action on here.
Quote from profile, (not giving advice btw as it's not been asked for specifically!)
"Ok, I'm Actually going to make an effort with this profile.
Watch this space"
FOUR months ago lol!! Yep that may have something to do with it as well lol!"
He's only just written that, the previous text was, let's just say, not going to win him any adoring female fans! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"For some reason I can't get any action on here.
Quote from profile, (not giving advice btw as it's not been asked for specifically!)
"Ok, I'm Actually going to make an effort with this profile.
Watch this space"
FOUR months ago lol!! Yep that may have something to do with it as well lol!
He's only just written that, the previous text was, let's just say, not going to win him any adoring female fans!"
what on earth was it?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some reason I can't get any action on here.
Quote from profile, (not giving advice btw as it's not been asked for specifically!)
"Ok, I'm Actually going to make an effort with this profile.
Watch this space"
FOUR months ago lol!! Yep that may have something to do with it as well lol!
He's only just written that, the previous text was, let's just say, not going to win him any adoring female fans!what on earth was it??"
The gist was it's hard work being a stud but easy being a slag. It basically would have offended most women that read it! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"For some reason I can't get any action on here.
Quote from profile, (not giving advice btw as it's not been asked for specifically!)
"Ok, I'm Actually going to make an effort with this profile.
Watch this space"
FOUR months ago lol!! Yep that may have something to do with it as well lol!
He's only just written that, the previous text was, let's just say, not going to win him any adoring female fans!what on earth was it??
The gist was it's hard work being a stud but easy being a slag. It basically would have offended most women that read it!"
Jesus Christ  |
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Just put a meet up, something like "I want to get laid tonight" ought to do it. No point beating about the bush (so to speak). As this site is a guaranteed fuck fest you'll find ladies dropping their knickers in lust for you the length and breadth of the country..... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Just put a meet up, something like "I want to get laid tonight" ought to do it. No point beating about the bush (so to speak). As this site is a guaranteed fuck fest you'll find ladies dropping their knickers in lust for you the length and breadth of the country..... "
Yes this should work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some reason I can't get any action on here.
Your profile says it all.
I suggest some pics will help.. All cock pics, at least one with a Sky Remote and one with spunk all over it. You'll find that'll work "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you tried wooing the ladies?
We are Not Wooing said ladies as we all playing with our swords.
Don't get that watch pirates of the Caribbean.
Sorry to hijack the thread Knights but your profile photo made me do a double take.
It looks like a white person with a black cock. Which bit is you?
Nita "
Looks like cock sleeve extension thingy |
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