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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
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Tell it exactly how it is.. like you seem to have no problem doing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From the looks of your profile you are funny as fuck but could potentially scare someone off with a few of your likes but I'll allow that due to the hilarity of your bio.
Not alot you could change without sounding soppy if you want one person and not alot or coming off the site to find your knight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
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the bum part put me off  |
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
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The profile text seems good to me, informative with a good dose of humour thrown in is a good mix. 
I think it could be improved on by adding more pics, one of you bending over spreading your arse cheeks open would be good.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All I'd add is the bit about wanting one guy.
Make it plain as day from the off that you're going to be incredibly choosy to find the one guy you want. Then block guys from messaging and find him yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
the bum part put me off "
She's asking on advice on how to not out men off because she just wants the one.
I don't think she has any problem pulling pal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try PoF  only joking. Just don't put out straight away. Men are like puppies.... give them the toy straight away and we get bored of it straight away. Tease us with the toy first without giving it makes us want it more. Then when we do get it we won't let it go so quickly. Not that I'm saying you're a toy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
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Seems pretty spot on to me, made me laugh too. My only criticism is that your height requirement is a touch to too high 
I'd say just put it on there and then at least anyone who reads it - because all single guys read profiles, right? - knows what you're potentially after |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
the bum part put me off
She's asking on advice on how to not out men off because she just wants the one.
I don't think she has any problem pulling pal "
I didn't realise she had a PA |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try PoF only joking. Just don't put out straight away. Men are like puppies.... give them the toy straight away and we get bored of it straight away. Tease us with the toy first without giving it makes us want it more. Then when we do get it we won't let it go so quickly. Not that I'm saying you're a toy
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Ok, I can work with this, so the key is to not have full penetrative sex straight away?
Are blow jobs and bum licks ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If that profile was nearby I'd be rushing to the send message button immediately and then crywanking for being out of your age range, funny, informative and well written.
Wrt to the question just put in a line about what you're looking for, nobody needs to know you're burning through men at a rate of knots trying to find what you're looking for |
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"Try PoF only joking. Just don't put out straight away. Men are like puppies.... give them the toy straight away and we get bored of it straight away. Tease us with the toy first without giving it makes us want it more. Then when we do get it we won't let it go so quickly. Not that I'm saying you're a toy
Ok, I can work with this, so the key is to not have full penetrative sex straight away?
Are blow jobs and bum licks ok?"
Blow jobs and bum licks sound great. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I'm a bit scared to say tbh.....not really
I think your profile reads well and you have pics that the guys will like. If you're trying to find one guy add it to your 'likes' bit.
Something like:
Looking for one guy atm, apply within.
Looking for one guy who likes similar stuff to me.
Looking for one guy who isn't easily intimidated.
Looking for one guy who will potentially be exclusive to me etc, etc.....
I hope you find him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try PoF only joking. Just don't put out straight away. Men are like puppies.... give them the toy straight away and we get bored of it straight away. Tease us with the toy first without giving it makes us want it more. Then when we do get it we won't let it go so quickly. Not that I'm saying you're a toy
Ok, I can work with this, so the key is to not have full penetrative sex straight away?
Are blow jobs and bum licks ok?"
Blowjobs and bum licks are an essential part of courting so yes they are in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile is fine.I found my one guy here and I couldn't be happier with my choice.It not the profile that chooses who you meet or how many you meet its you.Take your time and find the one you like.Have a good chat and find out everything about them.Have a few socials with them with no garentees of sex and if you still like them after all that then go for it with them x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Try PoF only joking. Just don't put out straight away. Men are like puppies.... give them the toy straight away and we get bored of it straight away. Tease us with the toy first without giving it makes us want it more. Then when we do get it we won't let it go so quickly. Not that I'm saying you're a toy
Ok, I can work with this, so the key is to not have full penetrative sex straight away?
Are blow jobs and bum licks ok?"
 gets down on one knee...... will you ....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks, some good tips.
Yeah I can attract the interest so maybe it's not profile advice but life advice!
At the moment I can only liken my cunt to a fresh jar of coffee, the seal is yet to be penetrated, who will get to pop it that's the question cos once it's popped I won't have any old bastard dipping the spoon in or dipping their spoon in another bowl of sugar and then back in my coffee jar.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks, some good tips.
Yeah I can attract the interest so maybe it's not profile advice but life advice!
At the moment I can only liken my cunt to a fresh jar of coffee, the seal is yet to be penetrated, who will get to pop it that's the question cos once it's popped I won't have any old bastard dipping the spoon in or dipping their spoon in another bowl of sugar and then back in my coffee jar.
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what if the other guy wants to see others dipping their 'spoon in you? Is that aloud? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Thanks, some good tips.
Yeah I can attract the interest so maybe it's not profile advice but life advice!
At the moment I can only liken my cunt to a fresh jar of coffee, the seal is yet to be penetrated, who will get to pop it that's the question cos once it's popped I won't have any old bastard dipping the spoon in or dipping their spoon in another bowl of sugar and then back in my coffee jar.
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Haha! Love it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thanks, some good tips.
Yeah I can attract the interest so maybe it's not profile advice but life advice!
At the moment I can only liken my cunt to a fresh jar of coffee, the seal is yet to be penetrated, who will get to pop it that's the question cos once it's popped I won't have any old bastard dipping the spoon in or dipping their spoon in another bowl of sugar and then back in my coffee jar.
what if the other guy wants to see others dipping their 'spoon in you? Is that aloud? "
Do you know how hard it is to find teaspoons, would rather have one faithful spoon always out on the top resting on my teabag tray. |
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
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I would certainly start with a bit saying that you are looking for a FB or long term relationship. The rest looks good to me.
Cal x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you know how hard it is to find teaspoons, would rather have one faithful spoon always out on the top resting on my teabag tray. "
You're only after teaspoons?! You should have said! I thought you were after a table spoon! In that case look no further |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remove all your pictures apart from one of a man's wedding ring.
Then caption it 'Please fill my ring'. You should get a few takers.
Hope this helps. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
the bum part put me off
She's asking on advice on how to not out men off because she just wants the one.
I don't think she has any problem pulling pal
I didn't realise she had a PA"
Didn't you? All the Forum celebrities have a PA.. They have ghost writers and hair and make up teams.. ask Sinning Angel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile text is good- very honest and witty.
Maybe move the line about exclusivity to the top so that it stands out.
I hope you find what you're looking for. X x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
the bum part put me off
She's asking on advice on how to not out men off because she just wants the one.
I don't think she has any problem pulling pal
I didn't realise she had a PA
Didn't you? All the Forum celebrities have a PA.. They have ghost writers and hair and make up teams.. ask Sinning Angel."
Oh bugger off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As for you lovely, I would keep it as it is, as it's funny and quirky. Perhaps gently adding somewhere that you are only looking for one. I say I am. The ones I scare off, are the ones I don't want to meet anyway, as it means they're not looking for the same  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
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Firstly... please don't change, you're fucking brilliant.
Secondly... perhaps if you are really looking for one suitable guy then tone down the bio to something that reads more approachable for guys, it takes a certain type of guy to really have the bollocks to physically approach you after reading it, not flowers and kittens but something in between.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As for you lovely, I would keep it as it is, as it's funny and quirky. Perhaps gently adding somewhere that you are only looking for one. I say I am. The ones I scare off, are the ones I don't want to meet anyway, as it means they're not looking for the same "
This. Buffering off now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As for you lovely, I would keep it as it is, as it's funny and quirky. Perhaps gently adding somewhere that you are only looking for one. I say I am. The ones I scare off, are the ones I don't want to meet anyway, as it means they're not looking for the same
This. Buffering off now"
Yep this . Good luck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
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Haha! It's fucking brilliant x |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"As for you lovely, I would keep it as it is, as it's funny and quirky. Perhaps gently adding somewhere that you are only looking for one. I say I am. The ones I scare off, are the ones I don't want to meet anyway, as it means they're not looking for the same "
I wasantbtotally scared - just semi |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As for you lovely, I would keep it as it is, as it's funny and quirky. Perhaps gently adding somewhere that you are only looking for one. I say I am. The ones I scare off, are the ones I don't want to meet anyway, as it means they're not looking for the same
This. Buffering off now"
Typo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As for you lovely, I would keep it as it is, as it's funny and quirky. Perhaps gently adding somewhere that you are only looking for one. I say I am. The ones I scare off, are the ones I don't want to meet anyway, as it means they're not looking for the same
I wasantbtotally scared - just semi "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As for you lovely, I would keep it as it is, as it's funny and quirky. Perhaps gently adding somewhere that you are only looking for one. I say I am. The ones I scare off, are the ones I don't want to meet anyway, as it means they're not looking for the same
This. Buffering off now
Typo "
Sorry my phone isn't acquainted with buggery |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
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Don't think you need to.improve it ...everyone that knows you ...knows that your after one guy
And everyone reading in the forums also knows that ....you don't need to do a thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The kinky guy who is excluaive to you. Would you be exclusive to him?
Thought that would be obvious is it not?
I would be exclusive to him yes. "
Erm.. now that's a profile men who know they dont want exclusivity would chase after Gamez |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just write what you want.
If you can't write what you want at the start, then it'll always be a struggle.
And if it scares then off, it's simply ing out those that wouldn't be for you anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The kinky guy who is excluaive to you. Would you be exclusive to him?
Thought that would be obvious is it not?
I would be exclusive to him yes. "
thats fair enough then. Sounds like a relationship to me  |
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Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator "
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said! |
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said! "
In fairness though... a lot of guys lie through their teeth to get what they want.. fuck the consequences.. and they can be very good at it. |
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said!
In fairness though... a lot of guys lie through their teeth to get what they want.. fuck the consequences.. and they can be very good at it."
That's very true mukka !! See it all the time, the question is why so many women get suckered in by it, who's the looser?? !! It's like catfish cock pics, women state on profile, don't do cock pics and only big will do. Check their verifications guys with cocks only lol and who's laughing when the statue rant comes in about cock size eeerrrrmmmm the guy with the small cock who's just fucked you cos your so intent on it lol wow sorry ranting, but it's all true hahaha
Anyway most of the profile I speak of don't do the forums because forums are a laugh and too much fun for the serious one on one fabster!!
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said!
In fairness though... a lot of guys lie through their teeth to get what they want.. fuck the consequences.. and they can be very good at it."
Not really. I can see through the bullshit. When you've been here a while you see the pattern. It's a gift  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your profile is just fine as it is, maybe add a line saying your are after just one special guy rather than lots of different guys. The rest speaks for itself. Simples x |
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said!
In fairness though... a lot of guys lie through their teeth to get what they want.. fuck the consequences.. and they can be very good at it.
Not really. I can see through the bullshit. When you've been here a while you see the pattern. It's a gift "
Your over confidence it your status is your weakness !!! I sincerely hope not for you but I've been on for years and seen and heard a lot by even the most hardened of fabsters x but hey ignorance is bliss |
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said!
In fairness though... a lot of guys lie through their teeth to get what they want.. fuck the consequences.. and they can be very good at it.
That's very true mukka !! See it all the time, the question is why so many women get suckered in by it, who's the looser?? !! It's like catfish cock pics, women state on profile, don't do cock pics and only big will do. Check their verifications guys with cocks only lol and who's laughing when the statue rant comes in about cock size eeerrrrmmmm the guy with the small cock who's just fucked you cos your so intent on it lol wow sorry ranting, but it's all true hahaha
Anyway most of the profile I speak of don't do the forums because forums are a laugh and too much fun for the serious one on one fabster!!
Cheers ears "
Umm that ones less easy to follow..
*Whose looser
I have seen some of the stuff you say.. but only on a few profiles though. As for the cock pics.. men change their tactics all the time.
Completely lost you on the cock size rant btw
I think the forums are the heart and soul of Fab if I'm honest.. even when I didn't use them much or have a patch of not using them.
If you know the kind of person you like hanging out with.. they're easier to spot in here.. and previously unobtainable goddessess become less untouchable and more human, easy to approach and have a right laugh with.. lots of genuine love on here as well.
People who don't use it in some way are missing out on a huge part of Fab. |
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said!
In fairness though... a lot of guys lie through their teeth to get what they want.. fuck the consequences.. and they can be very good at it.
That's very true mukka !! See it all the time, the question is why so many women get suckered in by it, who's the looser?? !! It's like catfish cock pics, women state on profile, don't do cock pics and only big will do. Check their verifications guys with cocks only lol and who's laughing when the statue rant comes in about cock size eeerrrrmmmm the guy with the small cock who's just fucked you cos your so intent on it lol wow sorry ranting, but it's all true hahaha
Anyway most of the profile I speak of don't do the forums because forums are a laugh and too much fun for the serious one on one fabster!!
Cheers ears
Umm that ones less easy to follow..
*Whose looser
I have seen some of the stuff you say.. but only on a few profiles though. As for the cock pics.. men change their tactics all the time.
Completely lost you on the cock size rant btw
I think the forums are the heart and soul of Fab if I'm honest.. even when I didn't use them much or have a patch of not using them.
If you know the kind of person you like hanging out with.. they're easier to spot in here.. and previously unobtainable goddessess become less untouchable and more human, easy to approach and have a right laugh with.. lots of genuine love on here as well.
People who don't use it in some way are missing out on a huge part of Fab."
ex squaddie by any chance? |
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said!
In fairness though... a lot of guys lie through their teeth to get what they want.. fuck the consequences.. and they can be very good at it.
Not really. I can see through the bullshit. When you've been here a while you see the pattern. It's a gift
Your over confidence it your status is your weakness !!! I sincerely hope not for you but I've been on for years and seen and heard a lot by even the most hardened of fabsters x but hey ignorance is bliss "
I've been on for years too. When I was newer, I fell for the shit that came out of some men's mouths. I've learnt to whittle out the ones that are just looking for a quick rub. Sorry if my experiences have been positive ones... If that makes me overconfident and ignorant, them so be it. I'm happy with the choices I've made |
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said!
In fairness though... a lot of guys lie through their teeth to get what they want.. fuck the consequences.. and they can be very good at it.
That's very true mukka !! See it all the time, the question is why so many women get suckered in by it, who's the looser?? !! It's like catfish cock pics, women state on profile, don't do cock pics and only big will do. Check their verifications guys with cocks only lol and who's laughing when the statue rant comes in about cock size eeerrrrmmmm the guy with the small cock who's just fucked you cos your so intent on it lol wow sorry ranting, but it's all true hahaha
Anyway most of the profile I speak of don't do the forums because forums are a laugh and too much fun for the serious one on one fabster!!
Cheers ears
Umm that ones less easy to follow..
*Whose looser
I have seen some of the stuff you say.. but only on a few profiles though. As for the cock pics.. men change their tactics all the time.
Completely lost you on the cock size rant btw
I think the forums are the heart and soul of Fab if I'm honest.. even when I didn't use them much or have a patch of not using them.
If you know the kind of person you like hanging out with.. they're easier to spot in here.. and previously unobtainable goddessess become less untouchable and more human, easy to approach and have a right laugh with.. lots of genuine love on here as well.
People who don't use it in some way are missing out on a huge part of Fab.
ex squaddie by any chance?"
Ha not as hardened as a squaddie, ex sailor ( 12 years queen and country )
Yeah I need to get into the forums more, but tbh I need to get off fab more lol it's not real life but it's a laugh and yeah met some quality people on my journey.
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said!
In fairness though... a lot of guys lie through their teeth to get what they want.. fuck the consequences.. and they can be very good at it.
Not really. I can see through the bullshit. When you've been here a while you see the pattern. It's a gift "
Not really? There's a large percentage in ALL populations of people who lie to get what they want. I imagine the most popular males on FAB aren't liars.. but that more than a few crafty creeper and lurker though. |
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
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Nothing! I love it! It's how you are so balls to them if they don't like it!
Given the chance I'm sure most of us guys would love to be "the one"
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said!
In fairness though... a lot of guys lie through their teeth to get what they want.. fuck the consequences.. and they can be very good at it.
That's very true mukka !! See it all the time, the question is why so many women get suckered in by it, who's the looser?? !! It's like catfish cock pics, women state on profile, don't do cock pics and only big will do. Check their verifications guys with cocks only lol and who's laughing when the statue rant comes in about cock size eeerrrrmmmm the guy with the small cock who's just fucked you cos your so intent on it lol wow sorry ranting, but it's all true hahaha
Anyway most of the profile I speak of don't do the forums because forums are a laugh and too much fun for the serious one on one fabster!!
Cheers ears
Umm that ones less easy to follow..
*Whose looser
I have seen some of the stuff you say.. but only on a few profiles though. As for the cock pics.. men change their tactics all the time.
Completely lost you on the cock size rant btw
I think the forums are the heart and soul of Fab if I'm honest.. even when I didn't use them much or have a patch of not using them.
If you know the kind of person you like hanging out with.. they're easier to spot in here.. and previously unobtainable goddessess become less untouchable and more human, easy to approach and have a right laugh with.. lots of genuine love on here as well.
People who don't use it in some way are missing out on a huge part of Fab.
ex squaddie by any chance?
Ha not as hardened as a squaddie, ex sailor ( 12 years queen and country )
Yeah I need to get into the forums more, but tbh I need to get off fab more lol it's not real life but it's a laugh and yeah met some quality people on my journey.
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"Ha as if !!!
Don't change anything as it's not needed !!! Seriously all the guys who will fully read your profile and send a tailed bespoke message you'll probably delete because you'll only won't the hottest around who unfortunately will not be for exclusiveness because he'll be getting messages of all the other hotties in your area. It'll end in drama, a snotty status and you saying your bored with the same old shit. In reality the guy you really want has message and took his time with wit, humour, attentiveness and is polite. But you won't the look at that time and basically words are just words nothing beats a hot bod and big cock.
Meh see it all the time, only real swingers go for substance and that's because they know what there looking for. Exclusive one on one meets with a like minded soul eeerrmmmm it happens rarely. Just slut it up and meets loads you'll find the one.
Then you can hold his willy whilst he's pissing like a race horse in to a basket of pink lady red apples whilst your showing together in banana yazoo !!!
Most blokes won't read it and still send shit crude messages which you'll get swamped with and wank over your pics because your very attractive ( fit as fook ), it's not a rant just fab.
Apart from all that nice one for the harry bantz's it a good profile and lots to go at with sending you a funny message ( which you'll smirk check pics and go nar cocks to small ) x laters Alligator
"My MOTHERFUCKIN Nigga!"
Well said!
In fairness though... a lot of guys lie through their teeth to get what they want.. fuck the consequences.. and they can be very good at it.
Not really. I can see through the bullshit. When you've been here a while you see the pattern. It's a gift
Your over confidence it your status is your weakness !!! I sincerely hope not for you but I've been on for years and seen and heard a lot by even the most hardened of fabsters x but hey ignorance is bliss "
ok maybe don't be you.. lol.. first post was great.. that one... hmmmm |
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I just cried laughing while reading your profile OP, and when i reached the bum prude part, my buttcheeks squeezed very hard and the laughing was over.
Just a question, when you say that you're looking for a kinky guy that is exclusive to you, would you be exclusive to him also ?
And to help, well just add that you're not after shagging everyone, that you go quantity over quality, stuff like that, smart enough people would get the hint imo. |
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By *K430Man
over a year ago
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"Yep definitely scare off the wimps , the real men you want to meet up with will shine through , stay as you are "
Agreed, stunning pics , no problem there , possibly mention your last few lines earlier, stating that you want one decent guy etc, and then lash off your list to your heart's content |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just added that I'd be exclusive to the guy as well.
But all the ones I like are probably going to be liked by loads of other women too and I don't like competition, I'm not a team player or a pack animal, I hunt alone! |
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"Just added that I'd be exclusive to the guy as well.
But all the ones I like are probably going to be liked by loads of other women too and I don't like competition, I'm not a team player or a pack animal, I hunt alone! "
You're never safe, so don't think about that too much, you'll find the man you're looking for. |
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By *wanzMan
over a year ago
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
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Your veris say that you are getting recent meets
Your pics show an hot as feck bod
Your profile suggests humour
I think you got it covered lady ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why has my thread been banished to the outskirts of introductions but everyone else's profile thread stays in the lounge? I'm hardly a case for introductions, I've been here almost 7 years! |
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"Why has my thread been banished to the outskirts of introductions but everyone else's profile thread stays in the lounge? I'm hardly a case for introductions, I've been here almost 7 years! "
Because you're asking for profile advice, no one else's is in the lounge. |
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"What can I do to improve it and suggest (without scaring people off) that I'm after just one guy rather than lots of different meets.
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Changing your age range for me |
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