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Hi from Granny-Crumpet
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Hello,
I joined this site just seven days ago. So that makes me brand spankin' shiny and new.
I expected a bit more to be honest cos here were no horses doovers or Cannapees on my arrival. I'm guarantted a cock tale or two tho ...... apparently.
So far I love the wallpaper in the lounge so i might hang out there a bit, even if the carpet is a bit sticky and the regs look ropey.
I'm off to think about what kind of profile will get me tons of lovely sex with decent single men or women and how to avoid vuglar old pervs and young men who think I do domination or granny sex... shit  that leaves no one.
What's that smell ?
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over a year ago
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Granny Welcome to the lounge. Well be sorting out the floor soon enough. As for the old pervs jsut put up a sign tellign those out of the bracket to politely f off. Lol. Hope your doign good D
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"Hello Granny
Nice to see a newbie!, take a seat, glass of wine, water to follow. Hope you receive the respect and attention you are due
Hugs
Yvonne
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Thank you.
Where I come from that's called touching up not hugging. Why does this water taste of rohipnol? |
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"aw naw!!!! it's that auld bint that smells of wee and parma violets!!!!
welcome back Granny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
It's nae nawticabull whyle ah wiggul a pinky innit un dib it behand muh eeras.
Giz a bitta batter fuh meh mars bar x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"aw naw!!!! it's that auld bint that smells of wee and parma violets!!!!
welcome back Granny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It's nae nawticabull whyle ah wiggul a pinky innit un dib it behand muh eeras.
Giz a bitta batter fuh meh mars bar x "
pmsl, ya baffie wearin boachle. waaaaant sum irn bru wi that afore ye git doon ra postie tae collect yer pension afore heidin bak tae yer wee bidie-in fur a quick wan at the but-n-ben |
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"aw naw!!!! it's that auld bint that smells of wee and parma violets!!!!
welcome back Granny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It's nae nawticabull whyle ah wiggul a pinky innit un dib it behand muh eeras.
Giz a bitta batter fuh meh mars bar x
pmsl, ya baffie wearin boachle. waaaaant sum irn bru wi that afore ye git doon ra postie tae collect yer pension afore heidin bak tae yer wee bidie-in fur a quick wan at the but-n-ben"
I'm afraid that i do not have the Scots inclination to part take if fizzy sugared water. Drawing my pension would be a fine thing! Bastard fvt say I have to do another ten years.... they are all stuncs. |
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"Welcome hope to chat have some fun too 
He he good luck she will eat ya alive pmsl
I was six foot three before granny xc  "
I can only wish but am too young boooo |
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"Wow Granny! Looking good on your avatar: did you do something with your hair? 
Good to have you back (another old dear older than me!)  "
No. Nothing different about my hair. Dab of goose fat as always xx |
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"Welcome back Granny......? you coming to the beach party next month...if so, see ya there xxxxxxxxxxxx "
Helloooo titties......erm Chaz ... I am not coming to the beach party as I will be partaying down south but no doubt will catch you at the next one ....mmmm October or Xmas xx |
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"aw naw!!!! it's that auld bint that smells of wee and parma violets!!!!
welcome back Granny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It's nae nawticabull whyle ah wiggul a pinky innit un dib it behand muh eeras.
Giz a bitta batter fuh meh mars bar x
pmsl, ya baffie wearin boachle. waaaaant sum irn bru wi that afore ye git doon ra postie tae collect yer pension afore heidin bak tae yer wee bidie-in fur a quick wan at the but-n-ben"
English only please: bleeding foreigners! |
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"Hello,
I joined this site just seven days ago. So that makes me brand spankin' shiny and new.
I expected a bit more to be honest cos here were no horses doovers or Cannapees on my arrival. I'm guarantted a cock tale or two tho ...... apparently.
So far I love the wallpaper in the lounge so i might hang out there a bit, even if the carpet is a bit sticky and the regs look ropey.
I'm off to think about what kind of profile will get me tons of lovely sex with decent single men or women and how to avoid vuglar old pervs and young men who think I do domination or granny sex... shit that leaves no one.
What's that smell ?
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By (user no longer on site)
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Welcome back granny crumpet!! I wasn't sure if you were the original but having _iewed your profile it looks as though you are!! Lol. Have missed you on here so welcome back. Mwah. ms x |
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