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Was difficult to read all I can remember was the numerous amounts of X's acting as full stops and also the lol's that came after...
It needs to be rewritten
Also better quality photos are a must!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was difficult to read all I can remember was the numerous amounts of X's acting as full stops and also the lol's that came after...
It needs to be rewritten
Also better quality photos are a must!
Good luck "
That LOL thing really gets on my tits |
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"Was difficult to read all I can remember was the numerous amounts of X's acting as full stops and also the lol's that came after...
It needs to be rewritten
Also better quality photos are a must!
Good luck
That LOL thing really gets on my tits"
You have tits?  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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seen worse... not great...
why would people choose you over a.n.other?
what would make them say wow i have to meet that person?
in fact... wheres the personality in your profile, what says it is you over the normal generic mish mash.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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awful bordering on bloody terrible OP
you have to realise that your profile is your shop window on here but if I was you I'd board that up and move on out  |
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over a year ago
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Very hard to read, no punctuation, does not make sense.
Women and couples look at the profile first, well most, before replying.
Reading the first few lines and I would delete a message. |
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"awful bordering on bloody terrible OP
you have to realise that your profile is your shop window on here but if I was you I'd board that up and move on out "
I think you have just lost your fab licence the landlords want their space back  |
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Sorry OP. Really odd pictures and dreadful text x / xx 
Cliché count is pretty high too with real vs fake, drama!!!
old....skool
It's just all so weird.
Everything is fixable though. Good luck, we're all counting on you x lol x lol
Banta, innit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was difficult to read all I can remember was the numerous amounts of X's acting as full stops and also the lol's that came after...
It needs to be rewritten
Also better quality photos are a must!
Good luck "
thank you ..I must admit I'm bit crap at spelling ..I'll change that.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"awful bordering on bloody terrible OP
you have to realise that your profile is your shop window on here but if I was you I'd board that up and move on out
I think you have just lost your fab licence the landlords want their space back "
me? why? |
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"awful bordering on bloody terrible OP
you have to realise that your profile is your shop window on here but if I was you I'd board that up and move on out
OP I think you have just lost your fab licence the landlords want their space back
me? why? "
Never you Kinky there would be a revolution before that happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes it's terrible
That's good lol.
One away from disgusting... Result ,I.try see the positive most things .lol.x "
We are trying to find something positive to say but.....
Sorry, it isn't very good. At all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was difficult to read all I can remember was the numerous amounts of X's acting as full stops and also the lol's that came after...
It needs to be rewritten
Also better quality photos are a must!
Good luck
That LOL thing really gets on my tits"
can understand that one ....thank you . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"seen worse... not great...
why would people choose you over a.n.other?
what would make them say wow i have to meet that person?
in fact... wheres the personality in your profile, what says it is you over the normal generic mish mash...."
Thank.you .. I try keep thing bit basic ...as tried different ways but still same ..  .. Humour gets read wrong too |
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Need to make it read more flowing than disjointed as it is.
As others have pointed out, cut out the xs and write in proper sentences and paragraphs. Check other male profiles out (don't copy!) and do a forum search for profile help topics. You really need to sell yourself to other people. If spelling and writing is a problem, write it on word first and spell check it, then copy and paste onto fab. Or write it down and google the words to check spelling. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I've seen worse...
The same basic principles apply to all genders and demographics on here, after all we're all trying to inform and attract others.
Who are you.
What are you looking for.
What do you bring.
Your unique selling point,
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"Was difficult to read all I can remember was the numerous amounts of X's acting as full stops and also the lol's that came after...
It needs to be rewritten
Also better quality photos are a must!
Good luck
That LOL thing really gets on my tits
There lot of nice tits on here at make times
You have tits? "
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"Was difficult to read all I can remember was the numerous amounts of X's acting as full stops and also the lol's that came after...
It needs to be rewritten
Also better quality photos are a must!
Good luck
thank you ..I must admit I'm bit crap at spelling ..I'll change that.."
There is a difference between bad spelling and slang words/spelling! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not great photos and learn paragraphs and full stops because the narrative part is painful to read"
Thank you I'll try alter and rewrite ...new phone to blame for crap.pics ...can't load new ones either ,  ...really quite new to this . |
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"Not great photos and learn paragraphs and full stops because the narrative part is painful to read
Thank you I'll try alter and rewrite ...new phone to blame for crap.pics ...can't load new ones either , ...really quite new to this ."
Your phone decided to take three cock photos for you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"awful bordering on bloody terrible OP
you have to realise that your profile is your shop window on here but if I was you I'd board that up and move on out "
...i Think you might be right .. ....doh .x |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Not great photos and learn paragraphs and full stops because the narrative part is painful to read
Thank you I'll try alter and rewrite ...new phone to blame for crap.pics ...can't load new ones either , ...really quite new to this .
Your phone decided to take three cock photos for you? "
It's Easier to blame 'something' rather than 'someone' 
Good luck fella I think you're going to need it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very hard to read, no punctuation, does not make sense.
Women and couples look at the profile first, well most, before replying.
Reading the first few lines and I would delete a message."
Thank you for advice ...x
I'm not really into.the typing thing .if can tend hope talk on phone rather than txt ....even.if not sexual...
And saves the fingers lol.x |
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"Not great photos and learn paragraphs and full stops because the narrative part is painful to read
Thank you I'll try alter and rewrite ...new phone to blame for crap.pics ...can't load new ones either , ...really quite new to this ."
I will echo other posters' views. And whatever photos you have chosen are the ones you have chosen. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"Very hard to read, no punctuation, does not make sense.
Women and couples look at the profile first, well most, before replying.
Reading the first few lines and I would delete a message.
Thank you for advice ...x
I'm not really into.the typing thing .if can tend hope talk on phone rather than txt ....even.if not sexual...
And saves the fingers lol.x "
Good luck with that approach, I think you will need it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very hard to read, no punctuation, does not make sense.
Women and couples look at the profile first, well most, before replying.
Reading the first few lines and I would delete a message."
Your back pic is impressive ..on your profile x
Most exellent |
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"Not great photos and learn paragraphs and full stops because the narrative part is painful to read
Thank you I'll try alter and rewrite ...new phone to blame for crap.pics ...can't load new ones either , ...really quite new to this .
Your phone decided to take three cock photos for you? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"awful bordering on bloody terrible OP
you have to realise that your profile is your shop window on here but if I was you I'd board that up and move on out
I think you have just lost your fab licence the landlords want their space back "
yep a new betting office will be in myplace by tomorrow or poundland .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeap. A 40+ year old not spelling 'naughty' correctly...no ta."
... Thank you x its just light hearted wording did wonder about that word .. x...and its no thank.you not ta
lol.;)Only playing x.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry OP. Really odd pictures and dreadful text x / xx
Cliché count is pretty high too with real vs fake, drama!!!
old....skool
It's just all so weird.
Everything is fixable though. Good luck, we're all counting on you x lol x lol
Banta, innit "
Thank you x ..please don't mention counting ..my spelling is crap ..lolx.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very hard to read, no punctuation, does not make sense.
Women and couples look at the profile first, well most, before replying.
Reading the first few lines and I would delete a message.
Thank you for advice ...x
I'm not really into.the typing thing .if can tend hope talk on phone rather than txt ....even.if not sexual...
And saves the fingers lol.x
Good luck with that approach, I think you will need it "
Just what I was thinking, if you have no profile that represents you, how are you going to get a phone number?
You need to send messages first to build trust first. |
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"Yeap. A 40+ year old not spelling 'naughty' correctly...no ta.
... Thank you x its just light hearted wording did wonder about that word .. x...and its no thank.you not ta
lol.;)Only playing x.. "
My 'ta' is colloquial and not down to poor spelling.
Only playing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awful
... Any suggestion s to.make better without deleting .lol;)x...thank.you for reply x"
Read the advice in people's responses. Stop with all the full stops and poor sentences. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, it's bad. The pics are poor quality as is the text, and I use the term lightly.
Do it again.......but better!!! "
;) .. Thank you ..x I'll get busy sorting it out ..;)
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OP to answer your question, yes your profile really is that bad.
You have numerous cock pics and no good face or body pics and the text is truly awful. It reads as if it was written by an illiterate teenager rather than a mature gentleman in his forties.
I meet people of your age and if i received a message from you it would be an instant delete.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Need to make it read more flowing than disjointed as it is.
As others have pointed out, cut out the xs and write in proper sentences and paragraphs. Check other male profiles out (don't copy!) and do a forum search for profile help topics. You really need to sell yourself to other people. If spelling and writing is a problem, write it on word first and spell check it, then copy and paste onto fab. Or write it down and google the words to check spelling."
thank you for your most excellent advice x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've seen worse...
The same basic principles apply to all genders and demographics on here, after all we're all trying to inform and attract others.
Who are you.
What are you looking for.
What do you bring.
Your unique selling point,
"
..thank you x ...I'll add bit better details x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need to make it read more flowing than disjointed as it is.
As others have pointed out, cut out the xs and write in proper sentences and paragraphs. Check other male profiles out (don't copy!) and do a forum search for profile help topics. You really need to sell yourself to other people. If spelling and writing is a problem, write it on word first and spell check it, then copy and paste onto fab. Or write it down and google the words to check spelling.
thank you for your most excellent advice x"
You could listen to it and make changes? Up to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thank you for your most excellent advice x"
Have you been watching Bill & Ted over the holidays? 
Please stop with the lols, they get on my tits too and I've got bigger tits than Rossi for them to get on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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thank you for your most excellent advice x
Have you been watching Bill & Ted over the holidays?
Please stop with the lols, they get on my tits too and I've got bigger tits than Rossi for them to get on!"
And still all those bloody..... Full stops! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've seen worse...
The same basic principles apply to all genders and demographics on here, after all we're all trying to inform and attract others.
Who are you.
What are you looking for.
What do you bring.
Your unique selling point,
..thank you x ...I'll add bit better details x"
Just come back to look.
Not changed anything yet? |
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"Awful
... Any suggestion s to.make better without deleting .lol;)x...thank.you for reply x"
Not that hasn't already been covered but maybe if i repeat it, it might sink in.
1) Remove all the pictures that look like they've been taken with a potato. Replace said pictures with clear quality ones. I understand the need for discretion but even decent body shots are better than fuzzy mush.
2) try.to.remove.the.full.stops.between.every.word. (Seriously that's as hard to type as it is to read, I genuinely don't know how you do it.) The punctuation is pretty awful do your best to fix it. Personally ours isn't great but it's atleast readable.
3) Say a bit more about yourself and what you have to offer, you don't have to say you are genuine. Everyone says that and frankly it means little.
That's just a few points to start working on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thank you for all the replied ...you are all cool. for going so..,made changes with all advises given ..as always work in progress in fabland.. as a wise owl bo diddley said ...you can't judge a book my looking at a cover... .
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awful
... Any suggestion s to.make better without deleting .lol;)x...thank.you for reply x
Not that hasn't already been covered but maybe if i repeat it, it might sink in.
1) Remove all the pictures that look like they've been taken with a potato. Replace said pictures with clear quality ones. I understand the need for discretion but even decent body shots are better than fuzzy mush.
2) try.to.remove.the.full.stops.between.every.word. (Seriously that's as hard to type as it is to read, I genuinely don't know how you do it.) The punctuation is pretty awful do your best to fix it. Personally ours isn't great but it's atleast readable.
3) Say a bit more about yourself and what you have to offer, you don't have to say you are genuine. Everyone says that and frankly it means little.
That's just a few points to start working on."
..thank youx
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"Awful
... Any suggestion s to.make better without deleting .lol;)x...thank.you for reply x
Not that hasn't already been covered but maybe if i repeat it, it might sink in.
1) Remove all the pictures that look like they've been taken with a potato. Replace said pictures with clear quality ones. I understand the need for discretion but even decent body shots are better than fuzzy mush.
2) try.to.remove.the.full.stops.between.every.word. (Seriously that's as hard to type as it is to read, I genuinely don't know how you do it.) The punctuation is pretty awful do your best to fix it. Personally ours isn't great but it's atleast readable.
3) Say a bit more about yourself and what you have to offer, you don't have to say you are genuine. Everyone says that and frankly it means little.
That's just a few points to start working on.
..thank youx
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And the idea of a potatoe camera is good idea ..for selfie food lovers ...or fetishist... x |
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"Thank you for all the replied ...you are all cool. for going so..,made changes with all advises given ..as always work in progress in fabland.. as a wise owl bo diddley said ...you can't judge a book my looking at a cover... .
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Is that the new version?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've seen worse...
The same basic principles apply to all genders and demographics on here, after all we're all trying to inform and attract others.
Who are you.
What are you looking for.
What do you bring.
Your unique selling point,
..thank you x ...I'll add bit better details x
Just come back to look.
Not changed anything yet?"
I've done some changes ...still work to do tho.
x |
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over a year ago
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I've taken the liberty of rewriting it how I would write your profile:
Hello, I'm Paul. I'd describe myself as an easygoing guy with an interest in rockability style.
I have face pictures available if you ask, I just don't want to put them on my profile right now.
I'm an laid back and fun person who doesn't take life too seriously. I work as an artist and musician for my living, and I always like to have a laugh.
I'm blessed (or is that cursed?) with a very high sex drive. But I also have good stamina - which means I'm an open minded and horny devil!
Spelling isn't always my strong point, but I do always try my best. You'll have to give me a chance.
So music, naughtiness, and fun times are to be had, and I don't mind a bit of travel after chatting for a bit. I can accommodate or do social meets, and I'm always happy to chat on the phone to break the ice. |
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"I've seen worse...
The same basic principles apply to all genders and demographics on here, after all we're all trying to inform and attract others.
Who are you.
What are you looking for.
What do you bring.
Your unique selling point,
..thank you x ...I'll add bit better details x
Just come back to look.
Not changed anything yet?
I've done some changes ...still work to do tho.
x "
We most definitely agree with you on something then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've taken the liberty of rewriting it how I would write your profile:
Hello, I'm Paul. I'd describe myself as an easygoing guy with an interest in rockability style.
I have face pictures available if you ask, I just don't want to put them on my profile right now.
I'm an laid back and fun person who doesn't take life too seriously. I work as an artist and musician for my living, and I always like to have a laugh.
I'm blessed (or is that cursed?) with a very high sex drive. But I also have good stamina - which means I'm an open minded and horny devil!
Spelling isn't always my strong point, but I do always try my best. You'll have to give me a chance.
So music, naughtiness, and fun times are to be had, and I don't mind a bit of travel after chatting for a bit. I can accommodate or do social meets, and I'm always happy to chat on the phone to break the ice."
Just amend the one grammatical error and it's a great profile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thank you for all the replied ...you are all cool. for going so..,made changes with all advises given ..as always work in progress in fabland.. as a wise owl bo diddley said ...you can't judge a book my looking at a cover... .
Is that the new version??"
..I've rewritten profile , will.add more ..pics won't load as is phone playing up..x |
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OP Interrupted85 has taken the trouble to write you a good profile. You ignore it.
I would never message or meet with a man who describes himself as a "sillybilly punka flopper". Also why post two identical cock pics?
Sally |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've taken the liberty of rewriting it how I would write your profile:
Hello, I'm Paul. I'd describe myself as an easygoing guy with an interest in rockability style.
I have face pictures available if you ask, I just don't want to put them on my profile right now.
I'm an laid back and fun person who doesn't take life too seriously. I work as an artist and musician for my living, and I always like to have a laugh.
I'm blessed (or is that cursed?) with a very high sex drive. But I also have good stamina - which means I'm an open minded and horny devil!
Spelling isn't always my strong point, but I do always try my best. You'll have to give me a chance.
So music, naughtiness, and fun times are to be had, and I don't mind a bit of travel after chatting for a bit. I can accommodate or do social meets, and I'm always happy to chat on the phone to break the ice."
...thank you very Much for kind help..x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OP Interrupted85 has taken the trouble to write you a good profile. You ignore it.
I would never message or meet with a man who describes himself as a "sillybilly punka flopper". Also why post two identical cock pics?
Sally"
sorry for not replying , been busy rewriting.. And reading all views are cool ..
It just abit of silly homour that's all .
It helps on here .. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP Interrupted85 has taken the trouble to write you a good profile. You ignore it.
I would never message or meet with a man who describes himself as a "sillybilly punka flopper". Also why post two identical cock pics?
Sally
sorry for not replying , been busy rewriting.. And reading all views are cool ..
It just abit of silly homour that's all .
It helps on here .. x"
Not if it makes you sound like a 12 year old it doesn't! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OP Interrupted85 has taken the trouble to write you a good profile. You ignore it.
I would never message or meet with a man who describes himself as a "sillybilly punka flopper". Also why post two identical cock pics?
Sally
sorry for not replying , been busy rewriting.. And reading all views are cool ..
It just abit of silly homour that's all .
It helps on here .. x"
I checked but couldn't find yoursx ...but thank.you Sally .x |
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I'm just going to add that this is all excellent advice. The lady above has done such a good job with the rewrite. Please use it. However if you send messages in the same style, with all this unnecessary punctuation, you'll continue to have problems. Calm down. Just write the message with no extra gaps, dots and spots. You need to sort better photos 100%. Good luck! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've taken the liberty of rewriting it how I would write your profile:
Hello, I'm Paul. I'd describe myself as an easygoing guy with an interest in rockability style.
I have face pictures available if you ask, I just don't want to put them on my profile right now.
I'm an laid back and fun person who doesn't take life too seriously. I work as an artist and musician for my living, and I always like to have a laugh.
I'm blessed (or is that cursed?) with a very high sex drive. But I also have good stamina - which means I'm an open minded and horny devil!
Spelling isn't always my strong point, but I do always try my best. You'll have to give me a chance.
So music, naughtiness, and fun times are to be had, and I don't mind a bit of travel after chatting for a bit. I can accommodate or do social meets, and I'm always happy to chat on the phone to break the ice.
Just amend the one grammatical error and it's a great profile. "
thank.you for you for the help..x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm just going to add that this is all excellent advice. The lady above has done such a good job with the rewrite. Please use it. However if you send messages in the same style, with all this unnecessary punctuation, you'll continue to have problems. Calm down. Just write the message with no extra gaps, dots and spots. You need to sort better photos 100%. Good luck! "
thank.you , x your very kind ..all ears me at no , most excellent advise .x |
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"Is English your first language op.? It's a serious question "
Yes ..that and wookie ..lol.;) I'll be honest , I can draw , do artwork ,play instruments ...but write like plop .the main thing is trying to improve...slowly..;) |
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So Paul you have found fab swingers, you’ll soon discover that some profiles tend to catch the attention of more people or you may have been one of those who have been ignored, when trying to message with other users your profile will says a lot to other swingers.
Most (not all) serious swingers, have verified profiles from others in the community. You may want to take the necessary steps and have your profile verified so others can know you are serious about the lifestyle, visit a social is best or if you are brave try a club.
Your profile picture Let it be the real picture of yourself,try to include a picture that reflects your true body size It will also allow others to view other features they may prefer.
Your profile make it more about you don’t just write a one sentence be specific to what you are looking for, what you hope to accomplish etc.
Take your time and describe yourself well,this will let those who will come across your profile know what you like and the type of a person you are.
They first thing we do is look at your profile picture then go to your profile. If you have described yourself well, then you will increase your chances of people that are interested in you.
Things to Make Your Swinger Profile Stand Out, be honest with your information. Some people tend to lie about their age and weight you will be disappointed after a meet if you are rejected because you are not what the other couple/single expected.
Avoid exaggerating your experiences, everyone was a newbie at a certain period of time. You should be truthful about your experience so that whoever you interact with will allow you to move at your own pace.
Exaggerating about your experience can easily end up making you fail to enjoy your encounter with other swingers because they will treat you as if you have the experience you quoted.
Keep some of your cock pictures private
Do think on getting photo verified will make it appear to most you are serious about the swinging lifestyle.
then in the words of many
" patience is the key " |
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I would never message or meet with a man who describes himself as a "sillybilly punka flopper"
Sally
sorry for not replying , been busy rewriting.. And reading all views are cool ..
It just abit of silly homour that's all .
It helps on here .. x I checked but couldn't find yoursx ...but thank.you Sally .x"
You couldn't find my profile? Just click on _inkyslinky at the top of this post. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So Paul you have found fab swingers, you’ll soon discover that some profiles tend to catch the attention of more people or you may have been one of those who have been ignored, when trying to message with other users your profile will says a lot to other swingers.
Most (not all) serious swingers, have verified profiles from others in the community. You may want to take the necessary steps and have your profile verified so others can know you are serious about the lifestyle, visit a social is best or if you are brave try a club.
Your profile picture Let it be the real picture of yourself,try to include a picture that reflects your true body size It will also allow others to view other features they may prefer.
Your profile make it more about you don’t just write a one sentence be specific to what you are looking for, what you hope to accomplish etc.
Take your time and describe yourself well,this will let those who will come across your profile know what you like and the type of a person you are.
They first thing we do is look at your profile picture then go to your profile. If you have described yourself well, then you will increase your chances of people that are interested in you.
Things to Make Your Swinger Profile Stand Out, be honest with your information. Some people tend to lie about their age and weight you will be disappointed after a meet if you are rejected because you are not what the other couple/single expected.
Avoid exaggerating your experiences, everyone was a newbie at a certain period of time. You should be truthful about your experience so that whoever you interact with will allow you to move at your own pace.
Exaggerating about your experience can easily end up making you fail to enjoy your encounter with other swingers because they will treat you as if you have the experience you quoted.
Keep some of your cock pictures private
Do think on getting photo verified will make it appear to most you are serious about the swinging lifestyle.
then in the words of many
" patience is the key " "
thank you for this advice advice x ....its all early days |
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"I see you've dropped the sillybilly punka flopper. Now you are rockabilly.psychobilly.
Sally"
Yep that what i am .. the style music I play and my lifestyle, bad music for bad people ..( the cramps )
In the good sense.... We all got to sin , sinners . x |
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"I see you've dropped the sillybilly punka flopper. Now you are rockabilly.psychobilly.
Sally
Yep that what i am .. the style music I play and my lifestyle, bad music for bad people ..( the cramps )
In the good sense.... We all got to sin , sinners . x"
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What is it with all the extra full stops? Reading your posts is like fingernails down a blackboard. It's not cute, and if it's just down to poor typing take a bit more time checking before you hit send. Being successful on here takes a bit of time and effort.
As far as the text goes it doesn't really tell me what I want to know , namely what are you looking for in a potential meet and what do you offer? The pics aren't great, two that are so indistinct they're a bit pointless and cock pics. I think there is a place for a cock pic or two, but good ones in amongst other shots - nude or tastefully teasing, full length or just highlighting your best bits. |
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over a year ago
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"awful bordering on bloody terrible OP
you have to realise that your profile is your shop window on here but if I was you I'd board that up and move on out "
Omg that is so harsh, but so funny, by far the best quote I have ever read on here! This woman deserves an award! |
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"For sure you need some help with your English and punctuation. Let me know if you want it writing properly using the bones of the content relevant and will do it. "
It's been done for him above believe it or not. Dots still abound! |
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"Mine must be bad too I hardly get any views or messages haha
Stating you're a sub might come across as being weak! Older women tend to go for a young assertive Gent { I think }"
..easy going but no sub , I am batman.. Lol. |
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"awful bordering on bloody terrible OP
you have to realise that your profile is your shop window on here but if I was you I'd board that up and move on out
Omg that is so harsh, but so funny, by far the best quote I have ever read on here! This woman deserves an award! "
.. My shoulders and chin i can handle it ...the award is in the post with Bob monkhouse |
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"For sure you need some help with your English and punctuation. Let me know if you want it writing properly using the bones of the content relevant and will do it. "
..that's very kind thank you but I've got tho the worse of it now .? .ummmm . x |
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"awful bordering on bloody terrible OP
you have to realise that your profile is your shop window on here but if I was you I'd board that up and move on out "
Funny girl |
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"How things fabbers ?..I know this been asked zillion times bit is my profile that bad .
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We looked at it and it is honest.
If we were on here ever looking for a man then it says a bit about you. Enough general info to see if we have similar interests and if we are looking for same things. If we were looking for a man ur profile would be something we would read and chat/ social to see where it lead. We don't think it's bad at all but that's just our opinion. Only downfall is your pics..body photos even with clothes would be better than just cock pics. Hope this helps you.. Mark and jess |
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"How things fabbers ?..I know this been asked zillion times bit is my profile that bad .
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We looked at it and it is honest.
If we were on here ever looking for a man then it says a bit about you. Enough general info to see if we have similar interests and if we are looking for same things. If we were looking for a man ur profile would be something we would read and chat/ social to see where it lead. We don't think it's bad at all but that's just our opinion. Only downfall is your pics..body photos even with clothes would be better than just cock pics. Hope this helps you.. Mark and jess "
thank you . |
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"How things fabbers ?..I know this been asked zillion times bit is my profile that bad .
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We looked at it and it is honest.
If we were on here ever looking for a man then it says a bit about you. Enough general info to see if we have similar interests and if we are looking for same things. If we were looking for a man ur profile would be something we would read and chat/ social to see where it lead. We don't think it's bad at all but that's just our opinion. Only downfall is your pics..body photos even with clothes would be better than just cock pics. Hope this helps you.. Mark and jess
thank you ."
I usually send couple of clothed pics , and face in first message . all the best you two .;) |
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Are you morrissey? Your profile pic looks like him. If you are I'll meet you if you promise not to be a moaning berk and just sing your lovely songs
Ruby |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"not bad as mine but cool"
all the best m8 .
It completely different from the real world of meeting, without screen , the advice on here has been useful , be lucky . |
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"Are you morrissey? Your profile pic looks like him. If you are I'll meet you if you promise not to be a moaning berk and just sing your lovely songs
Ruby"
once had his hair style .but more compared to Patrick swayze and johnny bravo.funny you say that , most of his band are well known on the circuit I play ,as is imelda may, its a small world .
I'm more than happy to play and sing for you always good rockin fun . |
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