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over a year ago
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"There is a never a need to indicate the size of your penis by placing it next to an inanimate object.... ever
Oh, I was planning something with a marrow  "
Now now dear, one shouldn't exaggerate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not used to seeing such a little amount on a couples profile. That's a first. Maybe add more text, and less cock pics. As above poster said, it reads like a basic single male profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Text may as well be non-existent and 4 out of 5 pics being of a cock, make it pretty uninspiring to be brutally honest
It's like a single guy's profile  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm also not sure about the "soft and gentle" nature of your inanimate object; try to be imaginative with your cock pics (if you must have so many); when I look at a couples profile I like to see a picture of them both together; in an embrace or something, something that shows me they are "together"...
A bit more text, perhaps describing experience in the scene or likes and dislikes (try not to be negative) and well, you know a bit of pizazz! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loose the cock pictures. Try putting some effort in to your profile. It's extremely basic, non descriptive, and frankly I can't see how it would inspire anyone to message you. |
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"There is a never a need to indicate the size of your penis by placing it next to an inanimate object.... ever
Oh, I was planning something with a marrow
Now now dear, one shouldn't exaggerate "
I'm not  |
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"There is a never a need to indicate the size of your penis by placing it next to an inanimate object.... ever
Oh, I was planning something with a marrow
Now now dear, one shouldn't exaggerate
I'm not "
**Ties plank of wood across arse** |
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"There is a never a need to indicate the size of your penis by placing it next to an inanimate object.... ever
Oh, I was planning something with a marrow
Now now dear, one shouldn't exaggerate
I'm not
**Ties plank of wood across arse**"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a never a need to indicate the size of your penis by placing it next to an inanimate object.... ever
Only a giraffe? "
Now Tes, Philip is private, this you know.... |
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It's an unusual couples profile considering you list the female wanting to experience bi and FFM, yet the pictures are all of the guys appendage.
A friendly rewrite and some imaginative pictures should help.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More pics of the lady for me
Just for you?? Greedy 
But of course 
But what about us? 
You can have them as well i do share from time to time
Thankyou "
Always a pleasure, of course |
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By *jbucks OP Couple
over a year ago
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Ok have updated some based on your constructive advice we are a couple and even though a deals with it more than J it did look good before but after someone knew us but we didn't know who he was slightly freaked J out so most of the lovely pics of her are in the friends part and so unless it didn't show her face that's the only public photoswe used and I know it must of been 2 years since we last swung with a couple but that's cause we now have a child and taken us a while to get back into the swing of things (don't mind the pun) but updated the text and moved a couple of pics around but need to upload some recent ones maybe some nice couple pics of us as it has been a while since updating this but any further advice is welcome |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"I would go so far as to say it looks like a single male pretending to be a couple (and not doing a very good job of it!) "
Ok, so in the space of 5 minutes it has gone from a one liner profile to a little more explanation....why is that? I don't think a thread on here enlightened you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok have updated some based on your constructive advice we are a couple and even though a deals with it more than J it did look good before but after someone knew us but we didn't know who he was slightly freaked J out so most of the lovely pics of her are in the friends part and so unless it didn't show her face that's the only public photoswe used and I know it must of been 2 years since we last swung with a couple but that's cause we now have a child and taken us a while to get back into the swing of things (don't mind the pun) but updated the text and moved a couple of pics around but need to upload some recent ones maybe some nice couple pics of us as it has been a while since updating this but any further advice is welcome "
In all honesty you will never form a profile that will please everyone so whatever makes you and your wife happy and more comfortable is what it should be. Asking for advice in these forums you'll be forever changing things!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amusing....thanks for the frank and savvy people on here.....sussing people...love it...PS...I am single but have three girlfriends all waiting for single men to play with....you must believe me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok have updated some based on your constructive advice we are a couple and even though a deals with it more than J it did look good before but after someone knew us but we didn't know who he was slightly freaked J out so most of the lovely pics of her are in the friends part and so unless it didn't show her face that's the only public photoswe used and I know it must of been 2 years since we last swung with a couple but that's cause we now have a child and taken us a while to get back into the swing of things (don't mind the pun) but updated the text and moved a couple of pics around but need to upload some recent ones maybe some nice couple pics of us as it has been a while since updating this but any further advice is welcome "
Is that the updated profile? Jeez.
You still need an "object against the penis" thing and a host of cock pictures?
Why not just tell folk what you are like and show some nice pictures? |
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OP are you even listening to advice!! You have updated your profile write up I see & uv said uv moved pics around but all uv done is taken away dick-pics & left just 1solo male pic. Still nothing to show there's a female.. |
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By *jbucks OP Couple
over a year ago
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"OP are you even listening to advice!! You have updated your profile write up I see & uv said uv moved pics around but all uv done is taken away dick-pics & left just 1solo male pic. Still nothing to show there's a female.. "
I know we needed to show more of j but just going through a few to show but still need to upload more but not today that's for another day
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"OP are you even listening to advice!! You have updated your profile write up I see & uv said uv moved pics around but all uv done is taken away dick-pics & left just 1solo male pic. Still nothing to show there's a female.. I know we needed to show more of j but just going through a few to show but still need to upload more but not today that's for another day "
Good to see you've taken criticism in the spirit it's intended and you've improved things somewhat. Good for you OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think perhaps you gone from 1 extreme to the other, loads of pics of the mrs now. I think you should ditch the face pics of you both except the one on the bed, maybe add a pic of a sexual act of you both it it like giving head (I've only seen public pics so can only comment on them).
Maybe find a way to re-word or elaborate on what's in your profile.
As I've purposely done above it looks quite squashed together |
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