I know I'm stunningly attractive, incredibly wealthy, brilliantly intelligent and probably the best shag on fab but I just don't seem to have the time required to meet all the women who fancy me any longer.
In order to solve this problem I'm wondering if I should only show cock pics on my profile, remove all the punctuation and capitalisation from my text and only reply to messages I receive with either "Ok, I may be able to fuck you tomorrow but I'm not sure yet, someone hotter may turn up" or some other abusive put down.
Do you think this would have the desired effect or do you think my natural charisma and modest character will just shine through any way?
Feel free to comment.
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