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Balls deep I wish (same as many others) can't get a meeting organised
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So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
"
Am I right in guessing, from reading and trying to make sense of your message that you're not getting any meets? |
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over a year ago
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
"
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
"
You have to admit he does have a way with words!, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see your problem might be referring to women as gaping whores and the fact you're waving your cock around!"
Dear God I actually missed the 'gaping whore' part on the first read.
I find that vile, to be honest.
Good luck on here pal, you'll need it. |
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
"
I'm at a loss on this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
"
As with all things patience is key.
Good hygiene and manners dont hurt either.
And good grammar..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
You have to admit he does have a way with words!,"
And I'm truly lost for words |
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
You have to admit he does have a way with words!,
And I'm truly lost for words "
I think this one is beyond help.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
You have to admit he does have a way with words!,
And I'm truly lost for words
I think this one is beyond help...."
I concur  |
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"The OP has been strangely quiet throughout all of this.
Perhaps his sharp eloquence has run dry....
He's at the train station  "
Ah so someone did point him and his profile in the right direction as he requested...how kind! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The OP has been strangely quiet throughout all of this.
Perhaps his sharp eloquence has run dry....
He's at the train station
Ah so someone did point him and his profile in the right direction as he requested...how kind!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Apart from his 'dazzling' attitude, according to his profile, he is willing to buy you a drink....wonder how on earth he can't get a meet? The mind boggles. Lol |
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"Yep...the word WHORE stuck out like...something that shouldn't be stuck out.
That sort of mind set gets the royal fuck off as far as I am concerned!"
I think it gets the same royal tribute from most on the site.
This is verging on Fabicide. |
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A brain and an amazingly well paid job? Just what I am looking for in a man on fabs .... shallow and arrogant more like ...or your profile gives that impression, op. Well you did ask about your profile, so .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's "Royally" with 2 L's btw .....
Oh and thanks for putting another nail in the coffin for some single guys... I personally just get on with it on this site and do quite well. Respect, politeness and manners are amazing friends of mine. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
"
This gaping whore would rather be fucked by a hiv positive cactus |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
You have to admit he does have a way with words!,"
yes but not the way he was taught that and his cock are his downfall if the woman can decipher the message he sends she probably immediately deletes it hehe  |
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Fair enough the guy hs a terrible way with words (bordering on downright sexism) but at the other end of the scale im nice, respectful, non pushy, bt still adventurous and (from what Ive been told, but I dont exactly advertise it in my opening messages) pretty useful in bed, I can barely get a reply and many of the ones I do are arrogant, rude, etc. It seems if you arent a couple, a single girl or BBC its of no use.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Space wasted on meaningless warning notice, makes your profile no different to any other single male profile who you deem retards, seriously, insulting other people doesn't look good for you.
No-one is interested in what a person does for a job nor cares for the fact that your job is well paid, comes across as arrogant.
And what do you mean by the line 'Have a brain-comes with the job' |
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over a year ago
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"I don't know about being a gem but this is comedy gold.
I find it hilarious that something someone values like 'a car' or 'well paid job' is in fact valueless when swinging "
cmon a car can be useful |
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"I don't know about being a gem but this is comedy gold.
I find it hilarious that something someone values like 'a car' or 'well paid job' is in fact valueless when swinging cmon a car can be useful "
It's hardly a usp though.....much wittier to have said 'I have me own bus'. |
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"I don't know about being a gem but this is comedy gold.
I find it hilarious that something someone values like 'a car' or 'well paid job' is in fact valueless when swinging cmon a car can be useful
It's hardly a usp though.....much wittier to have said 'I have me own bus'. "
suck-u-bus |
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"Fair enough the guy hs a terrible way with words (bordering on downright sexism) but at the other end of the scale im nice, respectful, non pushy, bt still adventurous and (from what Ive been told, but I dont exactly advertise it in my opening messages) pretty useful in bed, I can barely get a reply and many of the ones I do are arrogant, rude, etc. It seems if you arent a couple, a single girl or BBC its of no use.."
It's all about supply and demand, I a 36 year old man looking for a woman 36 year old woman with 5 miles of me has 14 potential meets.
A 36 year old woman looking for a 36 year old man within 5 miles of were I live has 168 potential meets.
That is before anything like attraction, availability and personality are taken into account.
So you can see the difference, then add in couples looking to meet that same woman and expand the travelling time and age limits to 5-10 years either side and you can see why the odds for single men are so low. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
This gaping whore would rather be fucked by a hiv positive cactus"
This gaping whore would too. Would rather be fucked by a bag of rusty razor blades than entertain your good self...unless I'm wrong and you tell me I'm missing something?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
This gaping whore would rather be fucked by a hiv positive cactus
This gaping whore would too. Would rather be fucked by a bag of rusty razor blades than entertain your good self...unless I'm wrong and you tell me I'm missing something?!"
the rusty razor blades maybe  |
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"Fair enough the guy hs a terrible way with words (bordering on downright sexism) but at the other end of the scale im nice, respectful, non pushy, bt still adventurous and (from what Ive been told, but I dont exactly advertise it in my opening messages) pretty useful in bed, I can barely get a reply and many of the ones I do are arrogant, rude, etc. It seems if you arent a couple, a single girl or BBC its of no use..
It's all about supply and demand, I a 36 year old man looking for a woman 36 year old woman with 5 miles of me has 14 potential meets.
A 36 year old woman looking for a 36 year old man within 5 miles of were I live has 168 potential meets.
That is before anything like attraction, availability and personality are taken into account.
So you can see the difference, then add in couples looking to meet that same woman and expand the travelling time and age limits to 5-10 years either side and you can see why the odds for single men are so low."
He has a brain (that apparently comes with his job) so he'll be able to work that out, no problem... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
"
5 pics all of your cock oh and a fag packet, are not really going to float peoples boat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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After reading your profile, you come across as a bit an ego maniac with an attitude problem. It doesnt bother me how much you earn, whether you have your own place and a really well paid job. I have my own house, car and a flourishing business but dont most of us here?.
If you aint that bothered as you say about people either wanting or not wanting to chat with you or meet you, what is the purpose of this thread?.
Good luck mate, you will need it here. X |
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Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages
But I think not
But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting
But that kind of attitude
Is wrong , but right
I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident
Everyone likes to brag
I'm guessing everyone subconsciously
Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded
I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason
Weather they do or not is another matter
But we're because we all are
Get over it
:: I use words properly
I won't change my words to be polite
Unless its to my mother |
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"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages
But I think not
But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting
But that kind of attitude
Is wrong , but right
I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident
Everyone likes to brag
I'm guessing everyone subconsciously
Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded
I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason
Weather they do or not is another matter
But we're because we all are
Get over it
:: I use words properly
I won't change my words to be polite
Unless its to my mother "
Put down the shovel OP
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
"
I give the same pointers to those that ask...
There are countless threads offering generic profile advice in the archives.. happy reading..
Although I'd have thought a guy with a brain would be able to craft a profile that attracts without needing to ask .  |
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"Fair enough the guy hs a terrible way with words (bordering on downright sexism) but at the other end of the scale im nice, respectful, non pushy, bt still adventurous and (from what Ive been told, but I dont exactly advertise it in my opening messages) pretty useful in bed, I can barely get a reply and many of the ones I do are arrogant, rude, etc. It seems if you arent a couple, a single girl or BBC its of no use..
It's all about supply and demand, I a 36 year old man looking for a woman 36 year old woman with 5 miles of me has 14 potential meets.
A 36 year old woman looking for a 36 year old man within 5 miles of were I live has 168 potential meets.
That is before anything like attraction, availability and personality are taken into account.
So you can see the difference, then add in couples looking to meet that same woman and expand the travelling time and age limits to 5-10 years either side and you can see why the odds for single men are so low.
He has a brain (that apparently comes with his job) so he'll be able to work that out, no problem..."
The expression "I have a brain" does make me chuckle
Everyone has a brain, it's just some of us are better equipped at using it than others |
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"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages
But I think not
But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting
But that kind of attitude
Is wrong , but right
I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident
Everyone likes to brag
I'm guessing everyone subconsciously
Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded
I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason
Weather they do or not is another matter
But we're because we all are
Get over it
:: I use words properly
I won't change my words to be polite
Unless its to my mother "
***whether***.
As you use your words properly |
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"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages
But I think not
But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting
But that kind of attitude
Is wrong , but right
I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident
Everyone likes to brag
I'm guessing everyone subconsciously
Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded
I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason
Wether they do or not is another matter
But we're because we all are
Get over it
:: I use words properly
I won't change my words to be polite
Unless its to my mother
***whether***.
As you use your words properly "
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Never before have I been so pleased to be called a "mind numbing, time wasting retard". Having had a meet I think my chances of another have increased since your initial post. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages
But I think not
But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting
But that kind of attitude
Is wrong , but right
I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident
Everyone likes to brag
I'm guessing everyone subconsciously
Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded
I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason
Wether they do or not is another matter
But we're because we all are
Get over it
:: I use words properly
I won't change my words to be polite
Unless its to my mother
***whether***.
As you use your words properly "
as you're the wordsmith...
its their potential not there.. 
I'd say after these posts opthe person you've royally fucked here..
.. is yourself.. |
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"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages
But I think not
But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting
But that kind of attitude
Is wrong , but right
I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident
Everyone likes to brag
I'm guessing everyone subconsciously
Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded
I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason
Wether they do or not is another matter
But we're because we all are
Get over it
:: I use words properly
I won't change my words to be polite
Unless its to my mother
***whether***.
As you use your words properly as you're the wordsmith...
its their potential not there..
I'd say after these posts opthe person you've royally fucked here..
.. is yourself.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
"
What makes you a 'real deal gem' as opposed to a 'mind numbing time wasting(sic)'?
Do you think we all sleep with 'retards' on this site if we're not sleeping with you?
And why is it so bad to sleep with someone who has a mental development condition? I mean, if they can consent, that's all that matters right? |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
bedforshire |
"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
You have to admit he does have a way with words!,
And I'm truly lost for words
I think this one is beyond help...."
Well he does serve the purpose of making Gems look even shinier and so thanks mate.lol |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
bedforshire |
"I don't know about being a gem but this is comedy gold.
I find it hilarious that something someone values like 'a car' or 'well paid job' is in fact valueless when swinging cmon a car can be useful
It's hardly a usp though.....much wittier to have said 'I have me own bus'. "
Bus pass even! |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
bedforshire |
"Never before have I been so pleased to be called a "mind numbing, time wasting retard". Having had a meet I think my chances of another have increased since your initial post. "
Now how funny you say that I was thinking the same thing! Lol |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
bedforshire |
"Now it's apparent that I'm the biggest dick head to have ever walked theses pages
But I think not
But ,I agree my tone maybe off putting
But that kind of attitude
Is wrong , but right
I mean you may not like that word because of the meaning but the definition of the meaning is evident
Everyone likes to brag
I'm guessing everyone subconsciously
Looks to see how many victims there potential conquer had recorded
I thinks/takes more interest in them for that reason
Wether they do or not is another matter
But we're because we all are
Get over it
:: I use words properly
I won't change my words to be polite
Unless its to my mother
***whether***.
As you use your words properly as you're the wordsmith...
its their potential not there..
I'd say after these posts opthe person you've royally fucked here..
.. is yourself.. "
Being Dyslexic myself I will not criticise people for thier spelling or grammer. But using a word like "Retard" makes the writer a Dick! |
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
bedforshire |
"So I was reading some of the other
Forum texts and there's something wrong with this site as the real deal gems are being over looked for the mind numbing time wasting
Retards that steal these hidden gems from me/us
"Can some one point me and my profile in the right direction
Or at least to where the gaping
Whore is who just wants royaly fucking
What makes you a 'real deal gem' as opposed to a 'mind numbing time wasting(sic)'?
Do you think we all sleep with 'retards' on this site if we're not sleeping with you?
And why is it so bad to sleep with someone who has a mental development condition? I mean, if they can consent, that's all that matters right?"
Well said Sister but I fear the conceptual phylosophy behind your post will be completely lost on the OP as he is such a Gem. |
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