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By *igJ9 OP Man
over a year ago
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*cries*
no but seriously.....why is it so hard for me to get a legit meet from here! im sure im pretty normal, im polite, friendly etc.... would like to think physically im attractive.
any suggestions/advice/interest? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some girls like the imagination. They would rather chase to see all of you than you showing straaight away. The girls see cock pics every 5 seconds on here. So your profile pic might put them off straight away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*cries*
no but seriously.....why is it so hard for me to get a legit meet from here! im sure im pretty normal, im polite, friendly etc.... would like to think physically im attractive.
any suggestions/advice/interest? " you lead with cock pics and age range 18-99 really!! you would fuck a 99 year old ,their are coincidentally several on here ,you need patients a profile telling the women what your interested in wether you accommodate if you don't why and when you send messages read their profile and base message on it ,still some women will chat and waste your time but be patient good things come to those who wait , hugs |
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"*cries*
no but seriously.....why is it so hard for me to get a legit meet from here! im sure im pretty normal, im polite, friendly etc.... would like to think physically im attractive.
any suggestions/advice/interest? " . Your profile does not tell potential meets anything about you . The pictures could also be improved .
Luckily you are young so time is on your side.
What efforts have you made to made to obtain meets ?. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*cries*
no but seriously.....why is it so hard for me to get a legit meet from here! im sure im pretty normal, im polite, friendly etc.... would like to think physically im attractive.
any suggestions/advice/interest? " maybe a few face pics other all cock pics. Makes you look desperate |
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It's very hard to get meets here n it does not happen over nite sorry if that's what u thought . Since ur a newbee it's even harder cos ur not meet verified . U just have to keep up n don't give up n u will eventually get a meet but if u get d chance go to parties n get to know people . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe its hiw you approach someone. The common "hi" "how are you" " wanna shag" is definitely a black area unless your george clooney or megan fox try and indulge the person into a conversation they will enjoy. Read the profile and look for something you both have in common. If you have an interest they have talk to them about that. These have worked wonders for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here."
not all the time wronguns im a single lad and ive had my faur share of encounters on here. As i said its the general approach and advertisement of yourswlf on here that people look for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're actually getting quality advice on this thread (trademark and hightower in particular). Take some of it up. Get better, non-cock pics. Write decent messages and read profiles.
I'm sure you'll do fine. Good luck, OP.
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here."
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies. "
Im sure you can block messages from single guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep we also get dozens of messages/winks/friend requests from single guys, and profile begins with 'no single guys' in all caps lol"
You can block messages from single guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies. "
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney" Yes it does lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney"
Well someone got cought havent they |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First of all welcome to fabswingers.
Legit meets please explain.
It will take time Rome was not conquered in one night. Yes be more age specific. Main thing is to have fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney"
I wonder how long until they delete their account |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney
I wonder how long until they delete their account " its funny how their picture was posted recently too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney
I wonder how long until they delete their account its funny how their picture was posted recently too"
Yes, it's all very interesting. They know I post in the forums regularly so they would have to know I'd see it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney
I wonder how long until they delete their account its funny how their picture was posted recently too"
Yes and they have 2 verifications.... Something is not right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney
I wonder how long until they delete their account its funny how their picture was posted recently too
Yes, it's all very interesting. They know I post in the forums regularly so they would have to know I'd see it... "
It just makes you wonder how stupid peopke can be to try get away with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's very hard to get meets here n it does not happen over nite sorry if that's what u thought . Since ur a newbee it's even harder cos ur not meet verified . U just have to keep up n don't give up n u will eventually get a meet but if u get d chance go to parties n get to know people . "
Sorry but the whole "it's hard to get meets" thing is bollocks.
People keep saying patience and keep at it as if this site is some weird slot machine you pop "fancy a fucks" into until it pays out
Op your profile is crap and says literally nothing about you.
I can't be arsed writing my whole tin of beans analogy again but to sum it up there are guys here whose profiles are like a professionally made tin of beans some nice clear pics of the contents, a decent description of what they're like and maybe a few serving suggestions
You're is basically a blank white tin saying "please ask a member of staff for details)
Which tin do you think is getting poped in the trolly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney"
Haha fantastic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here."
Fantastic advice, might take it myself. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"We can't block messages from single guys because we have some single guy friends we've met at clubs, of fuck buddies with single guy profiles."
if youve already messaged them they get through your filters..just saying in case you didnt know..
op go out get seen and known at a club or a social, get verified and i haven't looked at your photos, but have a variety and leave something to the imagination..
make sure your profile states what you like, what you are looking for ..but mostly..get out there xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Op
Find a guys profile that is well written and has lots of verifications. Then copy and paste it to yours. Block single guys from viewing you and he will never know you stole it.
Then you will be beating the women away with a stick
I'm sorry. But I had to post this
My eyes can't read " Go to socials , clubs , blah , blah " anymore. People need new material. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Op
Find a guys profile that is well written and has lots of verifications. Then copy and paste it to yours. Block single guys from viewing you and he will never know you stole it.
Then you will be beating the women away with a stick
I'm sorry. But I had to post this
My eyes can't read " Go to socials , clubs , blah , blah " anymore. People need new material."
Don't steal mine - its shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op
Find a guys profile that is well written and has lots of verifications. Then copy and paste it to yours. Block single guys from viewing you and he will never know you stole it.
Then you will be beating the women away with a stick
I'm sorry. But I had to post this
My eyes can't read " Go to socials , clubs , blah , blah " anymore. People need new material.
Don't steal mine - its shit. "
Mine is shitter than jimis steal his |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Op
Find a guys profile that is well written and has lots of verifications. Then copy and paste it to yours. Block single guys from viewing you and he will never know you stole it.
Then you will be beating the women away with a stick
I'm sorry. But I had to post this
My eyes can't read " Go to socials , clubs , blah , blah " anymore. People need new material.
Don't steal mine - its shit.
Mine is shitter than jimis steal his"
But you don't have a cowboy hat pic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op
Find a guys profile that is well written and has lots of verifications. Then copy and paste it to yours. Block single guys from viewing you and he will never know you stole it.
Then you will be beating the women away with a stick
I'm sorry. But I had to post this
My eyes can't read " Go to socials , clubs , blah , blah " anymore. People need new material.
Don't steal mine - its shit.
Mine is shitter than jimis steal his
But you don't have a cowboy hat pic! " exactly why mune is worse than yours haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Im sure you can block messages fr
om single guys"
Yes we can. But prefer not too! Is that OK with you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney"
Haha! Busted! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Im sure you can block messages fr
om single guys
Yes we can. But prefer not too! Is that OK with you?"
Why do you have someone else picture on your profile lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Im sure you can block messages fr
om single guys
Yes we can. But prefer not too! Is that OK with you?
Why do you have someone else picture on your profile lol"
That's still a good question. Did they just miss all the other posts??
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney"
Blimey, hope you have reported it |
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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Im sure you can block messages fr
om single guys
Yes we can. But prefer not too! Is that OK with you?
Why do you have someone else picture on your profile lol
That's still a good question. Did they just miss all the other posts??
-Courtney"
Well their interests include 'taking photos' .... Cheeky sods |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney
Blimey, hope you have reported it "
I have, thank you. If anyone else would like to help out and report it too, I would be much obliged
-Courtney |
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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago
Near enough |
"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney
Blimey, hope you have reported it
I have, thank you. If anyone else would like to help out and report it too, I would be much obliged
-Courtney"
done |
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney"
So it does! |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney
Blimey, hope you have reported it
I have, thank you. If anyone else would like to help out and report it too, I would be much obliged
-Courtney"
Reported too....but best thread hijack ever! Busted or what?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
not all the time wronguns im a single lad and ive had my faur share of encounters on here. As i said its the general approach and advertisement of yourswlf on here that people look for"
Definitely see why you have success on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney
Blimey, hope you have reported it
I have, thank you. If anyone else would like to help out and report it too, I would be much obliged
-Courtney
Reported too....but best thread hijack ever! Busted or what?! "
Very true.
OP, I apologize for hijacking your thread.
-Courtney |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
Staffordshire Moorlands |
"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney
Blimey, hope you have reported it
I have, thank you. If anyone else would like to help out and report it too, I would be much obliged
-Courtney
Reported too....but best thread hijack ever! Busted or what?!
Very true.
OP, I apologize for hijacking your thread.
-Courtney"
Well looks like admin have done their stuff! Profile not available |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney
Blimey, hope you have reported it
I have, thank you. If anyone else would like to help out and report it too, I would be much obliged
-Courtney
Reported too....but best thread hijack ever! Busted or what?!
Very true.
OP, I apologize for hijacking your thread.
-Courtney
Well looks like admin have done their stuff! Profile not available "
Yay!!
Thanks for the help everyone
-Courtney |
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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney
Blimey, hope you have reported it
I have, thank you. If anyone else would like to help out and report it too, I would be much obliged
-Courtney
Reported too....but best thread hijack ever! Busted or what?!
Very true.
OP, I apologize for hijacking your thread.
-Courtney
Well looks like admin have done their stuff! Profile not available "
Now UNLOS |
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here.
Totally agree. We get 25 messages a day from single guys and we aren't even looking for them! That shows how many single guys there are compared to couples and single ladies.
Hi motion,
That's an interesting picture on your profile. Looks a hell of a lot like me.
-Courtney"
Good grief!!! Really?!
What a chump! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*cries*
no but seriously.....why is it so hard for me to get a legit meet from here! im sure im pretty normal, im polite, friendly etc.... would like to think physically im attractive.
any suggestions/advice/interest?
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Coz your ugly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have just updated my profile after reading this as i find it hard to arrange meetings on here to was juat wondering if any of the ladies/couples could take a look see how it comes across. Inbox me or say on here what you think and where i could improve it. Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have just updated my profile after reading this as i find it hard to arrange meetings on here to was juat wondering if any of the ladies/couples could take a look see how it comes across. Inbox me or say on here what you think and where i could improve it. Thanks "
Couple more pics and actually say something about yourself.
Your profile text can basically be summed up as "I'm looking for a woman to have sex with, I can accommodate " |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*cries*
no but seriously.....why is it so hard for me to get a legit meet from here! im sure im pretty normal, im polite, friendly etc.... would like to think physically im attractive.
any suggestions/advice/interest? "
I can't see anything wrong except too young for me! |
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Now, I know I'm not handsome
No good looks or wealth
But the girls I chase say my plain face
Will compromise their health
Now, I know fellahs worse than me
Bow-legged and boss-eyed
Walking out with lovely women
Clinging to their side
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Look at Empress Josephine
The most attractive woman that ever was seen
Yet Napoleon, short and fat
Captivates a lovely looking girl like that
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Last night I went out walking
My intentions were to click
But the sights I saw while walking out
They nearly made me sick
I saw a lot of lovely girls
Attractive little dears
Arm in arm with ugly men
With cauliflower ears
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
What can the attraction be
That's the thing that always starts to worry me
Although I haven't got a bean
I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Now, I went on my holidays
Down to the gay seaside
I saw a lot of things there
Being hidden by the tide
The way the women jumped around
The men there in the sea
Made me think that there
Is still a good chance left for me
'Cause if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Of all the shapes and sizes there
I've got a chance of clicking yet, I do declare
Oh, I don't want to be a nark
I saw a lot of things below the water mark
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Take Lord Nelson with one limb
Lady William Hamilton, she fell for him
With one eye and one arm gone west
She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
George Formby wrote that in 1933
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*cries*
no but seriously.....why is it so hard for me to get a legit meet from here! im sure im pretty normal, im polite, friendly etc.... would like to think physically im attractive.
any suggestions/advice/interest? you lead with cock pics and age range 18-99 really!! you would fuck a 99 year old ,their are coincidentally several on here ,you need patients a profile telling the women what your interested in wether you accommodate if you don't why and when you send messages read their profile and base message on it ,still some women will chat and waste your time but be patient good things come to those who wait , hugs "
I'm guessing if he does meet 99 year old then yes they would be patients of some medical facility. |
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"Some girls like the imagination. They would rather chase to see all of you than you showing straaight away. The girls see cock pics every 5 seconds on here. So your profile pic might put them off straight away"
Mrs Red likes to see whats on offer straight away, saves wasting peoples time. |
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"*cries*
no but seriously.....why is it so hard for me to get a legit meet from here! im sure im pretty normal, im polite, friendly etc.... would like to think physically im attractive.
any suggestions/advice/interest?
Coz your ugly
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Op
Find a guys profile that is well written and has lots of verifications. Then copy and paste it to yours. Block single guys from viewing you and he will never know you stole it.
Then you will be beating the women away with a stick" ... In Fantasyland. |
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"*cries*
no but seriously.....why is it so hard for me to get a legit meet from here! im sure im pretty normal, im polite, friendly etc.... would like to think physically im attractive.
any suggestions/advice/interest? "
You have only been here a short time you need more patience. |
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"I wouldn't want to be a single guy on here, it must be tough, if I was single I'd be more inclined to get out and meet people at clubs than try to meet people on here."
Even as a couple it's hard to get a meet , can be like pulling teeth some times , spend a bit of time in the chatrooms there is always socials organised there join in the convos get to know ppl , we are all friendly in the mids room and have all met , we don't play with single guys ( unless they got a hot bi lady friend ) but after having banter with a couple of genuine single males have met them socially for drinks and class them as friends |
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By *igJ9 OP Man
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Now changed, opinions?
(Not putting face pics in public as i like my own privacy so if you're gunna cry about that please refrain, I'm happy with it turning people away its no biggie really) |
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"Now changed, opinions?
(Not putting face pics in public as i like my own privacy so if you're gunna cry about that please refrain, I'm happy with it turning people away its no biggie really) "
I doubt there'll be anybody crying or turned away ...
As you haven't appeared or acknowledged any advice in 4 days most will have forgotten you... |
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"*cries*
no but seriously.....why is it so hard for me to get a legit meet from here! im sure im pretty normal, im polite, friendly etc.... would like to think physically im attractive.
any suggestions/advice/interest? you lead with cock pics and age range 18-99 really!! you would fuck a 99 year old ,their are coincidentally several on here ,you need patients a profile telling the women what your interested in wether you accommodate if you don't why and when you send messages read their profile and base message on it ,still some women will chat and waste your time but be patient good things come to those who wait , hugs "
I'll bet you a serious sum of money that no 99 yr olds have profiles on Fab. |
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