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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello fair maidens and princes across the land, newcomers one and all.
Do not fear our banteriffick outlandishness, we are but humble servants of the sex gods.
They're busy at the moment engorged in orgy heaven, but fear ye not, there's a bevy of beautiful bounties available for spankings and a horde of hunky he-men waiting to sow their semen on thine face, so join in the fun and fab whom you like, and maybe send a message if you're courageous (after reading their t's and c's of course).
Happy swinging one and all x |
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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago
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"Hello fair maidens and princes across the land, newcomers one and all.
Do not fear our banteriffick outlandishness, we are but humble servants of the sex gods.
They're busy at the moment engorged in orgy heaven, but fear ye not, there's a bevy of beautiful bounties available for spankings and a horde of hunky he-men waiting to sow their semen on thine face, so join in the fun and fab whom you like, and maybe send a message if you're courageous (after reading their t's and c's of course).
Happy swinging one and all x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello fair maidens and princes across the land, newcomers one and all.
Do not fear our banteriffick outlandishness, we are but humble servants of the sex gods.
They're busy at the moment engorged in orgy heaven, but fear ye not, there's a bevy of beautiful bounties available for spankings and a horde of hunky he-men waiting to sow their semen on thine face, so join in the fun and fab whom you like, and maybe send a message if you're courageous (after reading their t's and c's of course).
Happy swinging one and all x
Somebody's been at the whisky early "
Ah the fiery taste of whiskey, not as fine as wine but everyone loves a town d*unk (assuming the town d*unk is a cheerful chap) |
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Down in the deep, deep depths of dawn,
Awoke a young man all sad and forlorn
the stiffened sheets, an unwelcome reminder
Of an hour or so, spent on grinder
He leapt out of bed and had his shower
His hard cock rising like the Blackpool tower
I can't just keep on wanking
Watching porn with spanking
He decided to join a site oh so fab
So a well worn laptop, he did grab
He typed in all the stuff he thought
Wouldn't make his quest come to naught
Stats and photos, none with socks
Maybe a hint of his shaved bollocks
He pressed enter and away it sped
Hoping his profile would be read and read
some would look but never reply
But the depression of failure, he'd defy
With a post in the forum and on cam
Chewing on a vaginal dam
Then one day, without a doubt
His swinging luck, just ran out
He sneezed so hard and had a cough
That his lonesome cock, just ran off.
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