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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello I'm looking for meats, I have no beef with meeting straight couples but I do find those meets less interesting.. Like counting lambs at night to sleep. I won't tell porkies I like kinky fun, spit roasts and spicy sauce everywhere.
Bite my hotdog senoritas x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello I'm looking for meats, I have no beef with meeting straight couples but I do find those meets less interesting.. Like counting lambs at night to sleep. I won't tell porkies I like kinky fun, spit roasts and spicy sauce everywhere.
Bite my hotdog senoritas x"
Think you could be for the chop.
At the very least the forum police will have the knives out for you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello I'm looking for meats, I have no beef with meeting straight couples but I do find those meets less interesting.. Like counting lambs at night to sleep. I won't tell porkies I like kinky fun, spit roasts and spicy sauce everywhere.
Bite my hotdog senoritas x"
I was gearing up to rip you a new one then! Well done, very funny. Best of luck. :P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am also looking for sweet tasting burgers. I prefer to sprinkle my mayonnaise all over the buns. It is always wise to wrap your sausage well to avoid any accidents.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My pepperoni was too thin and it kept slipping out of the buttered crevice. I held it tightly at the base so it stayed firmly pressed against her lips. She parted them slowly to let her tongue taste the end. "Oy ! this is too spicy you bellend ! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Something very fishy about this thread just thought I'd have a butchers at op's first post and thought "oh no he said spit roast, he's going to be made mincemeat of" but it turns out it's all tongue in cheek so I thought I'd have a pork at it and burger me it's quite fun  |
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