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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi everyone, i've introduced myself a couple of times already but if i am honest i am craving attention so i thought i'd say hi!
I havent managed to get a meet yet but i've been browsing the forums and i think i have found some fool proof tricks to get myself a meet...
Firstly im going to upload numerous cock shots next to sky remotes, beer cans and a pringles tube.
Then i am going to message every woman on the site with this message....
Hi sexy. Fancy a fuck with a celebrity? I was on Jeremy Kyle! It will have to be at yours though because i live in my parents basement but would you mind paying for my bus fare as i dont drive and have no money because i dont have a job. Thanks
c u l8r
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You seem to have your finger on the pulse of what the fab audience requires.
You'll be knee deep in fanny before you can say 'are those knickers from Primark' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You seem to have your finger on the pulse of what the fab audience requires.
You'll be knee deep in fanny before you can say 'are those knickers from Primark'"
I think i'l break the internet quicker than when Kim Kardashian got her minge out! |
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