There once was a woman named Ani,
She had a pet name for her fanny,
She called it her pussy,
she was so fussy,
And her messages were like Jaz,
And she sent a text to Faz,
You can probably guess what happened next,
His naughty pet tiger,
Wanted to get inside her,
You see tiger... )He raves and he rants,
Whilst wriggling inside Faz's pants,
So a poem he sent,
For he was now hell bent,
On putting this cat in a trance,
Now Ani... she did like this ode,
So getting into horny mode,
Sent a request to be friends,
Faz did not pretend,
That making new horny freinds was his goal,
So he ended the poem with a kiss,
As his trouser snake started to hiss,
And raising higher in the air,
He gave Faz a stare,
Then winked and said
"I'll handle this" x |
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