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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Welcome to my introduction. After a considering what should be written here and consulting the forums, I have come to the conclusion that my profile should be honest and reflect me best as a person.
I am a non smoking guy who loves to get his cheapies from looking at pictures on this site. I find myself fabbing many wonderful pictures of ladies in compromising positions. I have gained real skill in this, as I do so using my left hand exclusively. Not a bad skill for a right handed guy!
I enjoy writing fictional erotic stories and true stories of some of my sexual experiences that have left me wankrupt (bereft of men’s spendings).
I really cannot believe sometimes just how picky some people are. Apparently, my Vauxhall Meriva is not a comfortable environment for a meet! I guess my 3 bed detached with the large garden will have to do.
What am I seeking? Well, like all guys on the site I am very picky about who I play with. The criteria are quite strict for me to want to contact and meet you. I am hoping that you have the ability to walk upright, and that your forehead doesn’t keep rain out off of your feet. As you see, I am very picky about who I share my time with. My only stipulation is that she doesn’t look like she drinks under the dart board!
I think I have a friendly manner, and I would love to meet a couple where the wife’s snatch doesn’t look like a dray horse's bottom lip. I am hoping that this little introduction, raises a few smiles and doesn’t put me into sexile. I hope that I am not left too long on my own to do my special sex wee.
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