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over a year ago
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"Anyone else find a self-shot picture of your cock in a pint glass weird?"
Most size comparison objects look tacky, and tape measures are easily fiddled with to make a cock appear much bigger than it is - you can't cheat with a pint glass however, your cocks either big enough to touch the bottom (without pushing) or it isn't. |
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"Anyone else find a self-shot picture of your cock in a pint glass weird?
Most size comparison objects look tacky, and tape measures are easily fiddled with to make a cock appear much bigger than it is - you can't cheat with a pint glass however, your cocks either big enough to touch the bottom (without pushing) or it isn't."
Can't see the CE mark on it, it could just be a tumbler  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd happily take that thong off with my teeth lol!
You're a legend pretty boy....or is that bell...... "
ha wtf says the man who lives in a cave,nice profile pic  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"how to make friends and influence people!
I don't think the size of your cock is your issue its your attitude! "
m8 for sum strange reason u seem 2 keep talking bout me!! I've got plenty of friends! Now stalk sum 1 else plz  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is getting weird now lol
Started off pretty weird to be fair a bit like ur thong luv"
Not a thong and we didn't start off by going "look at my thong"
BTW, calling someone "luv" on here, not going to win you many friends |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is getting weird now lol
Started off pretty weird to be fair a bit like ur thong luv
Not a thong and we didn't start off by going "look at my thong"
BTW, calling someone "luv" on here, not going to win you many friends"
I will avoid sunny manchester then!! 'My dear'  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd happily take that thong off with my teeth lol!
You're a legend pretty boy....or is that bell......
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uve just pasted sum 1 elses qoute from before dumbass, well u r from the north east |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily take that thong off with my teeth lol!
You're a legend pretty boy....or is that bell......
uve just pasted sum 1 elses qoute from before dumbass, well u r from the north east "
I did indeed and wholeheartedly agreed with it, hence the thumbs up. I suppose your immaturity in such a ridiculous question is also highlighted in no knowledge of forum procedures of agreement, stick with candy crush, I think you'll do more scoring on there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily take that thong off with my teeth lol!
You're a legend pretty boy....or is that bell......
uve just pasted sum 1 elses qoute from before dumbass, well u r from the north east "
its called using the "quote button!" so I think you have made yourself out to be the dumbass! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily take that thong off with my teeth lol!
You're a legend pretty boy....or is that bell......
uve just pasted sum 1 elses qoute from before dumbass, well u r from the north east
I did indeed and wholeheartedly agreed with it, hence the thumbs up. I suppose your immaturity in such a ridiculous question is also highlighted in no knowledge of forum procedures of agreement, stick with candy crush, I think you'll do more scoring on there "
I doubt he can even score on there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is getting weird now lol
Started off pretty weird to be fair a bit like ur thong luv
Not a thong and we didn't start off by going "look at my thong"
BTW, calling someone "luv" on here, not going to win you many friends I will avoid sunny manchester then!! 'My dear' "
We're devastated, especially as your cock was soooo big |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd happily take that thong off with my teeth lol!
You're a legend pretty boy....or is that bell......
uve just pasted sum 1 elses qoute from before dumbass, well u r from the north east
I did indeed and wholeheartedly agreed with it, hence the thumbs up. I suppose your immaturity in such a ridiculous question is also highlighted in no knowledge of forum procedures of agreement, stick with candy crush, I think you'll do more scoring on there "
my northern friend plz excuse my flippincy but as u can c my wierdo m8 is after me n doing my head in, n its not immaturity, just good banter!! U last message 2 much for just a paste n copy lol!! I luvd the candy crush part lmaooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Threads like this are hilarious.
But the question remains, is his cock big 
Can't comment. I didn't bother looking x"
didn't bother looking or didn't notice it? |
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"Threads like this are hilarious.
But the question remains, is his cock big
Can't comment. I didn't bother looking x
didn't bother looking or didn't notice it?"
Didn't bother looking. Wether a guy has a big cock or not is not really important to me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily take that thong off with my teeth lol!
You're a legend pretty boy....or is that bell......
uve just pasted sum 1 elses qoute from before dumbass, well u r from the north east
I did indeed and wholeheartedly agreed with it, hence the thumbs up. I suppose your immaturity in such a ridiculous question is also highlighted in no knowledge of forum procedures of agreement, stick with candy crush, I think you'll do more scoring on there my northern friend plz excuse my flippincy but as u can c my wierdo m8 is after me n doing my head in, n its not immaturity, just good banter!! U last message 2 much for just a paste n copy lol!! I luvd the candy crush part lmaooooo "
No problem at all, glad you liked. However, I don't think he was getting on at ya to be fair, I thought he provided sound advice for you in his first post  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've been n hada a butcher's n going only from the pic I wouldn't have assumed it was big - but then again pix can b deceiving in all manner of ways. As for the rest of OP 's posts here - well I'll just gloss over all that!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd happily take that thong off with my teeth lol!
You're a legend pretty boy....or is that bell......
uve just pasted sum 1 elses qoute from before dumbass, well u r from the north east
I did indeed and wholeheartedly agreed with it, hence the thumbs up. I suppose your immaturity in such a ridiculous question is also highlighted in no knowledge of forum procedures of agreement, stick with candy crush, I think you'll do more scoring on there my northern friend plz excuse my flippincy but as u can c my wierdo m8 is after me n doing my head in, n its not immaturity, just good banter!! U last message 2 much for just a paste n copy lol!! I luvd the candy crush part lmaooooo
No problem at all, glad you liked. However, I don't think he was getting on at ya to be fair, I thought he provided sound advice for you in his first post "
he must be a newcastle fan lol or is it sunderland not at all the man is wired or he really likes me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've been n hada a butcher's n going only from the pic I wouldn't have assumed it was big - but then again pix can b deceiving in all manner of ways. As for the rest of OP 's posts here - well I'll just gloss over all that! "
well ur profile has a glove in it need I say more, diddnt ask for ur views or ur glove, find my wired m8 n be happy 2gether perfect match |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily take that thong off with my teeth lol!
You're a legend pretty boy....or is that bell......
uve just pasted sum 1 elses qoute from before dumbass, well u r from the north east
I did indeed and wholeheartedly agreed with it, hence the thumbs up. I suppose your immaturity in such a ridiculous question is also highlighted in no knowledge of forum procedures of agreement, stick with candy crush, I think you'll do more scoring on there my northern friend plz excuse my flippincy but as u can c my wierdo m8 is after me n doing my head in, n its not immaturity, just good banter!! U last message 2 much for just a paste n copy lol!! I luvd the candy crush part lmaooooo
No problem at all, glad you liked. However, I don't think he was getting on at ya to be fair, I thought he provided sound advice for you in his first post he must be a newcastle fan lol or is it sunderland not at all the man is wired or he really likes me "
can't think of anything worse than sitting watching footy for 90 minutes, so neither I'm afraid.
But mate, if you are going to start commenting on people's pics, location or responses in what can appear to be a negative and immature way, you will set yourself up as fair game. just a little friendly advice for ya pal, as I'm sure you know it's hard enough for single guys on here
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"I've been n hada a butcher's n going only from the pic I wouldn't have assumed it was big - but then again pix can b deceiving in all manner of ways. As for the rest of OP 's posts here - well I'll just gloss over all that! well ur profile has a glove in it need I say more, diddnt ask for ur views or ur glove, find my wired m8 n be happy 2gether perfect match "
So you ask for comments on wether you are wve or not and a poster gives an honest an polite answer and you start picking fault with his profile pic??
If you just wanted everyone to tell you how wonderfully massive your chick is when all we have to go on are 3 nearly identical pictures in your profile none if which show it to be reaching your belly button then it's not gonna happen I'm afraid!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd happily take that thong off with my teeth lol!
You're a legend pretty boy....or is that bell......
uve just pasted sum 1 elses qoute from before dumbass, well u r from the north east
I did indeed and wholeheartedly agreed with it, hence the thumbs up. I suppose your immaturity in such a ridiculous question is also highlighted in no knowledge of forum procedures of agreement, stick with candy crush, I think you'll do more scoring on there my northern friend plz excuse my flippincy but as u can c my wierdo m8 is after me n doing my head in, n its not immaturity, just good banter!! U last message 2 much for just a paste n copy lol!! I luvd the candy crush part lmaooooo
No problem at all, glad you liked. However, I don't think he was getting on at ya to be fair, I thought he provided sound advice for you in his first post he must be a newcastle fan lol or is it sunderland not at all the man is wired or he really likes me
can't think of anything worse than sitting watching footy for 90 minutes, so neither I'm afraid.
But mate, if you are going to start commenting on people's pics, location or responses in what can appear to be a negative and immature way, you will set yourself up as fair game. just a little friendly advice for ya pal, as I'm sure you know it's hard enough for single guys on here
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u talk good sence my northern friend!! I posted in good faith,yet was got on straight away by computer geeks, there fair game 2 with negative comments.will not lose no sleep,but do take heed of the single guy comment,been noted brother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok will be serious for a second here do I think your cock is big-no it's bigger than mine but in comparison to other guys on here it nothing special.
As stated in other posts size isn't everything the guy needs to know what he is doing with it otherwise it can be uncomfortable and a waste of time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd happily take that thong off with my teeth lol!
You're a legend pretty boy....or is that bell......
uve just pasted sum 1 elses qoute from before dumbass, well u r from the north east
I did indeed and wholeheartedly agreed with it, hence the thumbs up. I suppose your immaturity in such a ridiculous question is also highlighted in no knowledge of forum procedures of agreement, stick with candy crush, I think you'll do more scoring on there my northern friend plz excuse my flippincy but as u can c my wierdo m8 is after me n doing my head in, n its not immaturity, just good banter!! U last message 2 much for just a paste n copy lol!! I luvd the candy crush part lmaooooo
No problem at all, glad you liked. However, I don't think he was getting on at ya to be fair, I thought he provided sound advice for you in his first post he must be a newcastle fan lol or is it sunderland not at all the man is wired or he really likes me
can't think of anything worse than sitting watching footy for 90 minutes, so neither I'm afraid.
But mate, if you are going to start commenting on people's pics, location or responses in what can appear to be a negative and immature way, you will set yourself up as fair game. just a little friendly advice for ya pal, as I'm sure you know it's hard enough for single guys on here
u talk good sence my northern friend!! I posted in good faith,yet was got on straight away by computer geeks, there fair game 2 with negative comments.will not lose no sleep,but do take heed of the single guy comment,been noted brother "
Having read through the entire forum no one got on you straight away. As for calling people computer geeks again really not going to help your cause. Last but not least if you don't like a negative response best not to ask a question in an open forum as not everyone will share your point of view, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok will be serious for a second here do I think your cock is big-no it's bigger than mine but in comparison to other guys on here it nothing special.
As stated in other posts size isn't everything the guy needs to know what he is doing with it otherwise it can be uncomfortable and a waste of time "
ok in all serious I posted it tounge n cheek,hence the lol but sum idiots on here decided 2 take it further with nothing better 2 do!!my banter is pure tounge in cheek,get over it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok will be serious for a second here do I think your cock is big-no it's bigger than mine but in comparison to other guys on here it nothing special.
As stated in other posts size isn't everything the guy needs to know what he is doing with it otherwise it can be uncomfortable and a waste of time ok in all serious I posted it tounge n cheek,hence the lol but sum idiots on here decided 2 take it further with nothing better 2 do!!my banter is pure tounge in cheek,get over it "
Hmmmm. Rather late in the posts to start back pedalling now innit! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok will be serious for a second here do I think your cock is big-no it's bigger than mine but in comparison to other guys on here it nothing special.
As stated in other posts size isn't everything the guy needs to know what he is doing with it otherwise it can be uncomfortable and a waste of time ok in all serious I posted it tounge n cheek,hence the lol but sum idiots on here decided 2 take it further with nothing better 2 do!!my banter is pure tounge in cheek,get over it
Hmmmm. Rather late in the posts to start back pedalling now innit! "
whose bk peddling when sum 1 talks 2 proppe they get a honest bk,when sum 1 talks down 2 me they get it bk!! Oh like ur word innit cus ur all gangsta or shud that be ur glove pffftttt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Personally I find guys who brag about the size of thier cock a huge let down in the bedroom. I'd steer well clear of you for just that reason and tbh, bobs looks bigger and in all our time together i've never once heard him mention it to me or anyone else.
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"Personally I find guys who brag about the size of thier cock a huge let down in the bedroom. I'd steer well clear of you for just that reason and tbh, bobs looks bigger and in all our time together i've never once heard him mention it to me or anyone else.
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That's not true! Just the other day Bob was bragging about how big his cock was when we were all shagging those prostitutes while snorting of their...... Hang on sorry no that was a stand up I went to in Manchester (Tom Stade) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Me 2 gettin bored of his now lol sum of us have work 2 do!! And before any 1 starts crying that's negative, whish u all a good day!! Or my hole sentance cud just be a metaphar for u can kiss my ass  hugs n xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Personally I find guys who brag about the size of thier cock a huge let down in the bedroom. I'd steer well clear of you for just that reason and tbh, bobs looks bigger and in all our time together i've never once heard him mention it to me or anyone else.
That's not true! Just the other day Bob was bragging about how big his cock was when we were all shagging those prostitutes while snorting of their...... Hang on sorry no that was a stand up I went to in Manchester (Tom Stade) "
I would be more gutted that he didnt take me with him
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"Personally I find guys who brag about the size of thier cock a huge let down in the bedroom. I'd steer well clear of you for just that reason and tbh, bobs looks bigger and in all our time together i've never once heard him mention it to me or anyone else.
That's not true! Just the other day Bob was bragging about how big his cock was when we were all shagging those prostitutes while snorting of their...... Hang on sorry no that was a stand up I went to in Manchester (Tom Stade)
I would be more gutted that he didnt take me with him
sue"
Lol, to Tom Stade or to the prostitutes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Never mind about cock sizes , its about time someone mentioned the amazing arses that the ladies on this thread have on their profile pics mmmmmmmm , they have got me rock hard here , now where did I put that pint glass |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Personally I find guys who brag about the size of thier cock a huge let down in the bedroom. I'd steer well clear of you for just that reason and tbh, bobs looks bigger and in all our time together i've never once heard him mention it to me or anyone else.
That's not true! Just the other day Bob was bragging about how big his cock was when we were all shagging those prostitutes while snorting of their...... Hang on sorry no that was a stand up I went to in Manchester (Tom Stade)
I would be more gutted that he didnt take me with him
sue
Lol, to Tom Stade or to the prostitutes?"
Can't I do both? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Personally I find guys who brag about the size of thier cock a huge let down in the bedroom. I'd steer well clear of you for just that reason and tbh, bobs looks bigger and in all our time together i've never once heard him mention it to me or anyone else.
That's not true! Just the other day Bob was bragging about how big his cock was when we were all shagging those prostitutes while snorting of their...... Hang on sorry no that was a stand up I went to in Manchester (Tom Stade)
I would be more gutted that he didnt take me with him
sue
Lol, to Tom Stade or to the prostitutes?
Can't I do both?"
Of course you can
Greedy girl! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was merely commenting on your thread title, which you've obviously taken as an insult "
soz dude I've had enough of comments,work, n rain 2day lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have got an average cock (which seems to be bigger than most who say VWE strangely) and I am a nitro powered, stay hard sex machine jedi master. Bam."
u my friend get best line of the day class |
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