I’ll tell you what though….when you say this:
“Kinda shy at first but once I’m comfortable I open up and well that’s when things get interesting.”
It sounds like you have loose bowels and a drippy bottom. |
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Just be yourself. That way you’ll be unique and stand out from all the drones. If you try to appeal to everyone, your profile will be so bland, it will appeal to no one. What have you go to offer? What do you like? Why should someone choose you over me for example? Lay your goods out in the shop window of fab - windows will bright and interesting displays get the customer in…those will not a lot and old dusty bits, the folk just walk on by. |
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"Just be yourself. That way you’ll be unique and stand out from all the drones. If you try to appeal to everyone, your profile will be so bland, it will appeal to no one. What have you go to offer? What do you like? Why should someone choose you over me for example? Lay your goods out in the shop window of fab - windows will bright and interesting displays get the customer in…those will not a lot and old dusty bits, the folk just walk on by. "
Exactly this, be yourself and let your personality shine through your profile x |
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"I need some help as my profile isn’t as alluring as I’d like any help is appreciated "
If that’s what you think was a good starter for a profile you’re beyond help.
If you’re pitching for a role as a dead body extra in a medical drama I think you’re in with a chance |
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Your pics aren’t great.
Get rid of all the boxer ones and all the ones that show your cock.
If you don’t want to show a face pic then take the full body ones of your nice chest and crop them just above your cock.
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"I need some help as my profile isn’t as alluring as I’d like any help is appreciated "
A video of you cumming over a digestive biscuit, wearing skid stained while CK's, you'll thank me later 😁😁🙈🙈🫂
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"I need some help as my profile isn’t as alluring as I’d like any help is appreciated
A video of you cumming over a digestive biscuit, wearing skid stained while CK's, you'll thank me later 😁😁🙈🙈🫂
Mr "
It’s a bit niche but I am sure there are ladies out there looking for this. 😂 |
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Hey! You had meets already and met some lovely ladies! You don’t need any profile help.
What I did find satisfying was to go through your boxers pics and chanted the days of the week, so there’s a clean pair each day - except for Sunday!
Ask the ladies you’ve met why they met you and go from there. They said you’re a lovely guy so make sure that is represented in what you write. |
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By *vaRose43Woman 13 weeks ago
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6 pics of boxers
The rest of your cock
Try some clothed and unclothed body pics. You don’t need to get your face in public but think about your audience. Angles and lighting are important, and taking pics takes time.
Your profile mentions fun. What is fun to you? There are no details other than a liking for stockings an heels. What do you want? What don’t you want? What else turns you on? What sort of women do you find attractive. It’s all in the details.
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!  "
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun  |
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun "
No, I meant poor Felix not being able to keep it up  |
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun
No, I meant poor Felix not being able to keep it up "
Oh!  I thought I’d caused offence which wasn’t my intention. |
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Hi OP.
It would be helpful if you put what you’re looking for. A fuck, an FWB, gang bang, other * delete as appropriate.
Also what do you bring to the party. Something about you and what you have to offer.
Also - it needs to be said. If you can’t accommodate for a reason other than playing away you need to explain this. It’s really important and a big red flag to lots of ladies.
Pics need some work. Take a look at some of the other forumites pics. They should give you some ideas - to take your own. Not steal them 😘
Hope this helps  |
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun
No, I meant poor Felix not being able to keep it up
Oh! I thought I’d caused offence which wasn’t my intention. "
Not with me, it was an opportunity for me to leer at your pics anyway. You’d fit in well in Brighton! |
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun
No, I meant poor Felix not being able to keep it up
Oh! I thought I’d caused offence which wasn’t my intention.
Not with me, it was an opportunity for me to leer at your pics anyway. You’d fit in well in Brighton! "
There are straight guys in Brighton? 🫠 |
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Actually, some loser bastard did once nick all the wording from my profile (not this one, this is the minimalist Spartan look) but amusingly, after stalking him for a few months one and off (yeah, I did eventually get a life) because the no-hoper didn’t block me, he totally failed to meet anyone. Actually, it was both satisfying and a tad worrisome. I decided after all (took me a 3 seconds) to decide it was him and his lack or personality and charisma rather than my ‘come hither’ profile. |
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun
No, I meant poor Felix not being able to keep it up
Oh! I thought I’d caused offence which wasn’t my intention.
Not with me, it was an opportunity for me to leer at your pics anyway. You’d fit in well in Brighton!
There are straight guys in Brighton? 🫠"
Of course there are! I know, one winked at me recently. |
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun
No, I meant poor Felix not being able to keep it up
Oh! I thought I’d caused offence which wasn’t my intention.
Not with me, it was an opportunity for me to leer at your pics anyway. You’d fit in well in Brighton!
There are straight guys in Brighton? 🫠
Of course there are! I know, one winked at me recently. "
Fab straight? |
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun
No, I meant poor Felix not being able to keep it up "
Oi Oi Oi!!! How did I end up the butt (of this joke)?!!
Mumble mumble stupid forums mumble bitches talking shit mumble had enough of this mumble mumble always ‘up’ so whadda they know mumble mumble |
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By *bi HaiveMan 13 weeks ago
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"Actually, some loser bastard did once nick all the wording from my profile (not this one, this is the minimalist Spartan look) but amusingly, after stalking him for a few months one and off (yeah, I did eventually get a life) because the no-hoper didn’t block me, he totally failed to meet anyone. Actually, it was both satisfying and a tad worrisome. I decided after all (took me a 3 seconds) to decide it was him and his lack or personality and charisma rather than my ‘come hither’ profile. "
Fucks sake Steve.
I was just about to suggest borrowing yours. Not mine, obvs. 😉😂 |
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun
No, I meant poor Felix not being able to keep it up
Oh! I thought I’d caused offence which wasn’t my intention.
Not with me, it was an opportunity for me to leer at your pics anyway. You’d fit in well in Brighton!
There are straight guys in Brighton? 🫠"
I’m tempted to go and find them |
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun
No, I meant poor Felix not being able to keep it up
Oi Oi Oi!!! How did I end up the butt (of this joke)?!!
Mumble mumble stupid forums mumble bitches talking shit mumble had enough of this mumble mumble always ‘up’ so whadda they know mumble mumble "
I said keep up not keep it up
Do try to etc etc etc |
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun
No, I meant poor Felix not being able to keep it up
Oi Oi Oi!!! How did I end up the butt (of this joke)?!!
Mumble mumble stupid forums mumble bitches talking shit mumble had enough of this mumble mumble always ‘up’ so whadda they know mumble mumble "
Mumbling again? 🤣 |
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"15 pictures of your cock? How is more than two of them necessary?
He lives in Brighton. Please try to keep up felix
WTF??!!!
I’m gay. I get a free pass to may gay jokes about the gay capital of the UK.
Try not to take offence at the mindless banter in here it’s all meant in fun
No, I meant poor Felix not being able to keep it up
Oh! I thought I’d caused offence which wasn’t my intention.
Not with me, it was an opportunity for me to leer at your pics anyway. You’d fit in well in Brighton!
There are straight guys in Brighton? 🫠
Of course there are! I know, one winked at me recently.
Fab straight? "
I should imagine so, I don’t talk to men. Filthy beasts! |
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OP, dear squire, do the needful and follow through on some of the suggestions given to you by the gentlefolk above. It appears you've already done this but keep photographs of your penis to a minimum, put some creativity into your profile narrative and add some imaginative photographs (shirt, smart jeans, a neutral backdrop...)
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"OP, dear squire, do the needful and follow through on some of the suggestions given to you by the gentlefolk above. It appears you've already done this but keep photographs of your penis to a minimum, put some creativity into your profile narrative and add some imaginative photographs (shirt, smart jeans, a neutral backdrop...)
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Sage advice. I too, have a photo of my minimal penis. Which I shall send to you. When you reply, can you spell ‘slather’ properly? |
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