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"I realised I haven't had sex where I live now and wouldn't mind if someone helped me in having sex in this home, women only please thanks      "
You see this as a free sex site?
We see that you leave your number hoping to get some sex.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.
I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.
Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.
Bring beers and a mattress.
Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.
Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.
Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.
Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.
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"Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.
I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.
Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.
Bring beers and a mattress.
Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.
Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.
Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.
Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.
I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.
Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.
Bring beers and a mattress.
Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.
Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.
Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.
Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.
I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.
Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.
Bring beers and a mattress.
Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.
Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.
Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.
Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.
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Chippy or Chinese? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.
I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.
Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.
Bring beers and a mattress.
Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.
Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.
Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.
Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.
Chippy or Chinese?"
If you bring Chinese, you can move in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best Post ever. Way to go, OP. Direct and without any of that connection or effort bollocks.
I would like to add that I haven't had sex in my shed yet.
Women only. Preferably blondes. 5'7 and over.
Bring beers and a mattress.
Might as well bring a girlfriend if you have a bi redhead to hand.
Wife will be in so for God's sake don't ring the bell.
Run like hell if you hear the dog barking.
Might as well pick us up a takeaway too.
Chippy or Chinese?"
Great lady. Love the live and let live profile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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thanks Glowupdoll for your offer and cheekiness my home is full of hospitality, what part of London are you based in, also Pigs do fly a lot around here as I use this method a lot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No I am not really into paying for sex etc if it was free than it is sure much needed.
I agree, I can see you paying for sex and still somehow not get laid"
Paying someone to come over is not what I was planning to do as I was aiming to keep me paying for sex to a minimum in life, I am not experienced at all in that field. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never had sex in my carp bivvy
Ladies welcome, lingerie on, coat over the top, if I get a, bite will have to stop, so bring a book
On a, winner x"
Do they need to bring any bait? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never had sex on a private yacht off the shore of the Caribbean...
Successful applicants must own their own luxury yacht and pick me up/pay for food and accommodation, plus travel to and from said yacht.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've only just realised it was OP's first ever post.
What a baptism of fire. Hope the house gets a better christening!"
That's just it, I need to bless my home or christen it if you like, and yes I would love to have sex on a yacht too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never had sex on a private yacht off the shore of the Caribbean...
Successful applicants must own their own luxury yacht and pick me up/pay for food and accommodation, plus travel to and from said yacht. "
Loopholes. Gotta specify the manner in which you’re conveyed to said yacht. Don’t wanna get there in some ghastly unreliable manner like a leaky canoe or P&O ferry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh love a good laugh.
Wonder if OP will sell his home
‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’"
That's the point I want to move but I realised it had been/is a Sex-Free property |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never had sex on a private yacht off the shore of the Caribbean...
Successful applicants must own their own luxury yacht and pick me up/pay for food and accommodation, plus travel to and from said yacht.
Loopholes. Gotta specify the manner in which you’re conveyed to said yacht. Don’t wanna get there in some ghastly unreliable manner like a leaky canoe or P&O ferry"
This is true...
I want a private car and jet, escorted by Henry Cavill dressed as Geralt of Rivia and I expect him to be sexually available to me at all times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never had sex on a private yacht off the shore of the Caribbean...
Successful applicants must own their own luxury yacht and pick me up/pay for food and accommodation, plus travel to and from said yacht.
Loopholes. Gotta specify the manner in which you’re conveyed to said yacht. Don’t wanna get there in some ghastly unreliable manner like a leaky canoe or P&O ferry
This is true...
I want a private car and jet, escorted by Henry Cavill dressed as Geralt of Rivia and I expect him to be sexually available to me at all times."
I think he’s gay… yay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh love a good laugh.
Wonder if OP will sell his home
‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’
That's the point I want to move but I realised it had been/is a Sex-Free property "
Does this affect the market value in some way? What’s the significance of the sex to the property? |
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"Paying someone to come over is not what I was planning to do as I was aiming to keep me paying for sex to a minimum in life"
Fab is not a 'free-sex' site.
Have to wonder what people Google before they end up here  |
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"Ahhhh love a good laugh.
Wonder if OP will sell his home
‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’
3 bedroom, 1 bathroom semi-detached (from reality) "
Never fail to make me laugh you!
I wonder how he sells his car |
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"Ahhhh love a good laugh.
Wonder if OP will sell his home
‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’
That's the point I want to move but I realised it had been/is a Sex-Free property
Does this affect the market value in some way? What’s the significance of the sex to the property? "
It’s because most first time buyers go to a house with a black light. Looking for messy Navy marks that have been removed ‘seaman stains’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh love a good laugh.
Wonder if OP will sell his home
‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’
3 bedroom, 1 bathroom semi-detached (from reality)
Never fail to make me laugh you!
I wonder how he sells his car"
Probably it’s a 4 door 2 seater |
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"Ahhhh love a good laugh.
Wonder if OP will sell his home
‘3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, Sex-free’
3 bedroom, 1 bathroom semi-detached (from reality)
Never fail to make me laugh you!
I wonder how he sells his car"
Small motor, but plenty of room in the boot? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't drive but I passed my test, but if I had car I wouldn't want to have sex in the boot unless somebody else wanted to and the motor size is medium range. |
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