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By *cottish-sin69 OP Man over a year ago

Welcome ladies and gents we all know a good chat up line weather its bren cheesey or a propper good one, lets here all the ones thats worked on here

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Luv yr tits" was a very special highlight. Enjoyed that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got an atlas in my bedroom I could should you the world

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By *hevversMan over a year ago

Bradford

Hi ,

They call me Onion Dick,

Why Onion Dick,

I’ll make your Eyes Water.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Get your coat you've pulled'

'I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?'

'You make me wanna clean my room'

'If those legs aren't doing anything at the end of the evening, can I take them home as a pair of earrings?'

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By *cottish-sin69 OP Man over a year ago

"Do you like tulips then come get your to lips around this" so bad but funny

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By *onny DogsMan over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Can you fit a budgie in your mouth ? I bet you can fit a cock or two though

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Do you want to watch porn on my widescreen bedroom mirror

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By *cottish-sin69 OP Man over a year ago

Im young i may be bumb but tell you what im defo gonna fill you with cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you feel about much older women" ... I find it works quite well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im like a Gillette...

The best a man can get

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Can I take a photo of you ?

Why

So I can show santa what I want for Christmas

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

forest

I'm no Fred flintstone but I'll make your bed rock

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