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Profile critique pt2... ish
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I'm offering my services.
There seems to be a few peeps wanting profile advice...now advice IS NOT what I'll give.
But what I will do is read between the lines and tell you how I interpret the words that perhaps aren't being said.
I'd only accept this offer if you've access to a bulletproof vest, because, well, I'm the cunt who says what others won't, and much of it isn't pretty.
Critique isn't really the right word, more me saying what I see. Sometimes I'll miss the mark in spectacular car crash fashion. I'm going off profile alone and not what I may already know about anyone.
I've still plenty to do from the last thread so if patience ain't yer thing.... grab a hankie. |
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""I'm in (pulls up big girl pants) "
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"Mutual respect and trust is right high on your list of priorities.
Comfortable in own skin and unafraid of who you are. You like yourself.
Spiritualist"
Thank you, I've always wondered how my profile comes across and I'll take that happily 
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Kinkychick6969:
Works hard and this is your escape, but one that isn't essential for you.
You ain't here to wipe snotty noses and if you wanted a baby you'd get a puppy. Straight forward, tough love. |
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over a year ago
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"Kinkychick6969:
Works hard and this is your escape, but one that isn't essential for you.
You ain't here to wipe snotty noses and if you wanted a baby you'd get a puppy. Straight forward, tough love. "
Love it! Spot on. Thanks so much and thank you for doing this for everyone
.I think we all appreciate it xx |
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Sam Tender:
Perfectionist tendencies, but not when it comes to other people. That's a finger you point firmly at yourself.
Piss taker, wants to have a laugh but has a sensitive side that is too hard on itself at times. |
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Mr Tender:
Bugger all in the way of confidence. You just tend to roll with the punches and stay in the safe zone.
Need to have a read of the site FAQs. Half your text is taken up of waffle that's pure bollocks. Yep. The "IMPORTANT" bit. |
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ABootyfulDay:
Quick note: 13th October pic. Thought your ponytail was a hairy muff and your boobs bum cheeks. I ain't got my glasses on tho. I'm too fucking lazy to go get them.
You ain't daft, but enjoy silliness between friends.
Still finding your "you-ness" as in who you are as a whole being.
Pissed off with dudes viewing you as a wet hole. |
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Corisande:
Self deprecation if your defence mechanism, but also coz that shit's funny.
You buy thoughtful gifts for people you like, rather than gifting for the sake of it. Or at least you intend to but sometimes end up in the smellies aisle in Tesco.
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Foam Shrimps:
If whoever wrote the profile hasn't worked in education or customer service I'll be shocked.
Has used up single guys who can't read tolerance, although it doesn't necessarily piss you off, but you laugh about it.
People taking the scenic route leave you with your head in hands and needing a shower. |
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Cede:
I wouldn't want to be the twat that attempts to outsmart you. The predatory type that thinks "oh she's sub"....
Did the last one ever get his balls back?  
100% believe there's far more to you than you allow people to see, something incredibly special. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"Cede:
I wouldn't want to be the twat that attempts to outsmart you. The predatory type that thinks "oh she's sub"....
Did the last one ever get his balls back?
100% believe there's far more to you than you allow people to see, something incredibly special."
Aww 
But no - I've kept them in a jar to remind me never to get fooled again   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Corisande:
Self deprecation if your defence mechanism, but also coz that shit's funny.
You buy thoughtful gifts for people you like, rather than gifting for the sake of it. Or at least you intend to but sometimes end up in the smellies aisle in Tesco.
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Thank you - that’s made me think! Really appreciate the comments. Pretty accurate... except I’ll re-gift the smellies I’ve been given rather than buy more ...  |
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Rocket Queen:
I feel mean saying this, but you sound lonely.
Don't forget I could be totally projecting, although I don't think I'm lonely.
More to you than is normally seen. Escapism, a safe space.
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Rocket Queen:
I feel mean saying this, but you sound lonely.
Don't forget I could be totally projecting, although I don't think I'm lonely.
More to you than is normally seen. Escapism, a safe space.
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Oh jeez to the lonely bit! I don't think I am. Thanks....I think |
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"Rocket Queen:
I feel mean saying this, but you sound lonely.
Don't forget I could be totally projecting, although I don't think I'm lonely.
More to you than is normally seen. Escapism, a safe space.
Oh jeez to the lonely bit! I don't think I am. Thanks....I think "
I know! I felt like a right shit head but I wasn't gonna fib. I am getting tired too and not slept well the last 2 nights. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sarah 123:
You know I'm laughing right?
If you were a character off the telly it would be "computer says no *cough*" but a fittie "
Oh that's made me laugh
That's so me!! , and of course I'm a fittie 
Thanks PP xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you Princess Peach. So on the money.
(A bungee jump was on the cards before I made a bit of a mess of my back a good few years ago, still might ...) |
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Jojo:
Mumsy. Not bad mumsy, cool mumsy. The type to dump a bottle of plonk in the punch.
Will make effort where the reward is either equal to or higher than what you invest, other than that it can kiss your backside |
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Gbat:
Something seems off with your pics. Like they were taken many moons ago. I don't trust them.
Explorative as you begin to relax with who you are as you grow.
Still don't trust those pics *insert squint suspicious eye* |
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over a year ago
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"Natalie-heaven:
Relaxed, world wise but can be too kind to the point there will be those that take advantage. "
Awww thank you so much and yes I can be |
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"Sam Tender:
Perfectionist tendencies, but not when it comes to other people. That's a finger you point firmly at yourself.
Piss taker, wants to have a laugh but has a sensitive side that is too hard on itself at times. "
Scarily accurate.
Apart from the sensitivity thing.
I’m a rock, I don’t feel things! |
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PhoenixRaven:
Analytical mind, not intrusively but openly and in a way where you learn about the human, the experiences, what you can learn from others and self reflect.
Been stung and now doesn't do wasps and will certainly not be poking its nest.
A people person, but the right people. You feel them not physically but soulfully |
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Sinderella:
You're getting one anyway, coz you're braver than you think.
You remind me of me. And that, as repetitive and flawed as it may be at times means you have a good heart, you're loyal and your comfort blanket can be an uncomfortable place at times but it has lessons hiding inside it. It's working out what those lessons are that's key. |
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"Simon Hyde:
Forum socials, if you haven't been you should.
One foot in, one foot out. Not feeling it but not not feeling it.
Meditation and self reflection "
Medication and self reflection is easier '). Thank you PP, this is a lovely, giving thread x |
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I'm gonna carry on tomorrow, I wasn't expecting such a big response and I really have been reading every profile, doing them in order and going with what the words say to me, putting aside any personal feelings or preconceptions based on forum interactions.
I started 11 hours ago  admittedly I've had a few hours doing other stuff. |
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"I'm gonna carry on tomorrow, I wasn't expecting such a big response and I really have been reading every profile, doing them in order and going with what the words say to me, putting aside any personal feelings or preconceptions based on forum interactions.
I started 11 hours ago admittedly I've had a few hours doing other stuff."
Goodnight Peach *waves* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm gonna carry on tomorrow, I wasn't expecting such a big response and I really have been reading every profile, doing them in order and going with what the words say to me, putting aside any personal feelings or preconceptions based on forum interactions.
I started 11 hours ago admittedly I've had a few hours doing other stuff."
Aw bless you, sweet dreams! |
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"PhoenixRaven:
Analytical mind, not intrusively but openly and in a way where you learn about the human, the experiences, what you can learn from others and self reflect.
Been stung and now doesn't do wasps and will certainly not be poking its nest.
A people person, but the right people. You feel them not physically but soulfully "
Awe thank you kindly Princess Peach for taking the time to this, you have given your time and energy to so many of us today.
I do hope you have got something from it too.
You are correct, just missed the opinionated gob shite |
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"Sinderella:
You're getting one anyway, coz you're braver than you think.
You remind me of me. And that, as repetitive and flawed as it may be at times means you have a good heart, you're loyal and your comfort blanket can be an uncomfortable place at times but it has lessons hiding inside it. It's working out what those lessons are that's key. "
Aww we rock lovely xxx |
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"I'm gonna carry on tomorrow, I wasn't expecting such a big response and I really have been reading every profile, doing them in order and going with what the words say to me, putting aside any personal feelings or preconceptions based on forum interactions.
I started 11 hours ago admittedly I've had a few hours doing other stuff."
Have a good night xx |
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