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What turns you off from a fab profile?
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'we don't bite... Unless you want us to' 
A profile consisting of a long list if what they DONT want and nothing about what they do want.
"looking for like minded people" yet they tell you nothing about themselves so how do you know if you're like minded? |
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A gallery of close up penis portraits from every conceivable angle, or graphic shots of any genitalia.
Profiles with virtually no text at all or "will fill in later"
Ranty/complaining/demanding profiles.
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By *ixen13Woman
over a year ago
Cowdenbeath |
"Any drugs references. Text speak. Pics of cocks that look like they need a good wash.  "
Spot on! Couldn't have said it better myself. I often instantly block anyone i see in the local updates with 420 or anything relating to drugs in their username. I don't need to speak to them to know they're not for me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't mind the occasional action shot as long as there are clear pics of the person who's profile it is.
I always take the time to read profiles. Anything negative/ranty or a list of "No's" is an instant turn off. Along with grubby nails/messy backgrounds. I tend to just block anyone on my local updates who've been looking to meet, mention drugs or put ranty or derogatory status updates about others |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have to read a assay and have to remember it on couples or girls profile
I know there are some people don't read carefully
Why can't people write short and sweet |
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"Dirty fingernails on ladies ,untidy houses and we dont bite unless .,,can we be cheeky and ask what folk think of our profile, any advice gladly taken with no offence ,,Tia x"
you need equal amounts of pictures you are a couple not a single lady
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By *olfess400Couple
over a year ago
Scarborough & Worksop |
Poor photographs in any form... All phones take decent pictures these days, even if your not creative with photography at least clear the clutter. Put your phone of self timer maybe. Put the effort in to reap the benefits  |
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"Dirty fingernails on ladies ,untidy houses and we dont bite unless .,,can we be cheeky and ask what folk think of our profile, any advice gladly taken with no offence ,,Tia x you need equal amounts of pictures you are a couple not a single lady "
thank you kindly,, that's a fair comment xxx |
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"Dirty fingernails on ladies ,untidy houses and we dont bite unless .,,can we be cheeky and ask what folk think of our profile, any advice gladly taken with no offence ,,Tia x"
Have to agree I’d discount as no photos of the male half x |
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"Dirty fingernails on ladies ,untidy houses and we dont bite unless .,,can we be cheeky and ask what folk think of our profile, any advice gladly taken with no offence ,,Tia x
Have to agree I’d discount as no photos of the male half x "
thank you x |
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"Dirty fingernails on ladies ,untidy houses and we dont bite unless .,,can we be cheeky and ask what folk think of our profile, any advice gladly taken with no offence ,,Tia x you need equal amounts of pictures you are a couple not a single lady thank you kindly,, that's a fair comment xxx "
have added a couple,,,let me know x |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
When they don't meet single men 
When they don't reply to the thousands of messages I send  (I don't really)
When its a "Serial multiple new profile" with slightly different details 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have to read a assay and have to remember it on couples or girls profile
I know there are some people don't read carefully
Why can't people write short and sweet"
sopeople get the hole picture without the need to ask stupid question |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire and London |
Pictures of cum-filled pussies, rectum shots, pics with added squirrel faces/ whiskers etc...
That's just the pics. There are also the 420-friendlies, those silly legal warnings, and shouty lists of no this, no that, all of which are pretty quick turn-offs. |
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On top of what was already said, I can't stand people which make profiles every week for few days and delete them.
There is about 10 guys in my area who keep on creating new profiles few times a Month and it really triggers me.
I just block then as soon as I see them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No about me section and text typing.... also lots of dick pics.....
And faces with sun glasses ..... face pics should show eyes....
And close up pics of ladies down below.....
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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago
Kidderminster |
"Any drugs references. Text speak. Pics of cocks that look like they need a good wash.
Spot on! Couldn't have said it better myself. I often instantly block anyone i see in the local updates with 420 or anything relating to drugs in their username. I don't need to speak to them to know they're not for me x"
Totally agree. |
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By *apterMan
over a year ago
Durham |
Interesting topic, would love any ladies out there to look at my profile and tell me what im doing wrong. Tried all sorts, and can i find any ladies who want to chat or meet....No, nothing at all. Im certainly not shy and can hold a conversation, professional job as well as having my own company, but just make any click.....so please can anyone give it to me straight, fingers crossed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get exactly what you want from this site. That's what its for
But some go on like they are prestige. Like no, get over yourself.
Being specific as fuck is cool and also being stubborn is cool but stop thinking your gods gift. Your just another profile on this site. |
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"One of mine would have to be very little content in the description section or the likes of ‘fill in later’ ‘just ask’ etc "
Dick and close up fanny pics and 420 friendly or other illegal substances. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me its dirty washing , kids toys and family photos in the background.
Oh and toilet in view !!  "
sash windows in background ,or dodgy radiators with socks on |
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"Too close pictures of female genitalia. Gringeworthy! And photos taken with untidy backgrounds.. "
Haha love this...
As snobby as it sounds (which I’m not) I’ve actually turned people down because of what radiators they have... you can always tell a well off couple from a couple who live in a manky flat from their radiators |
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By *iabMan
over a year ago
East lancs |
Also when some one says they have a professional career. So you are saying your superior to us ffs it's a swinging site. I had a guy round for a 3some once he spent half the night telling us how big his house was and how good looking his girlfriend was. He never came again |
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Negative profiles that complain about everything especially the person they don’t want to meet. So a bit of positive exciting and adventurous profiles goes along way.
“Cannot accommodate. Cannot travel”. Lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Were they wrote their profile years ago have never updated it so it says they one age but fab says they are older.
That and it all one long paragraph. "
^^^^^^^ Dated pics as in taken yrs ago...some pics were posted in 2015 or earlier 
Updated pics are very important. Also when it says on bio...I'm a newbie will fill in later and account is over a yr old |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mainly when it's a single guys and includes alpha, dominant cuckold etc..along with nothing to mentally stimulate, or hint at a sense of humor which to us means they just want to bang away without any stimulation or effort.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""420 friendly"yes this one really boils my piss"
I’m not a smoker but I always wonder why people are so livid about this but are fine with “social drinker”? Is it the language? The herb itself? The legal status etc?
What’s the craic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who put the Facebook disclaimer nonsense on about publicly traded entity. And they will take legal action, all useless and no you won't take legal action. And the waring is linger than their whole profile! |
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Like some of the previous posts above, profiles that give nothing away... No hint of personality.
Will fill in later/Ask me - nuff said!
Spelling mistakes
Non subtle/crude user names.
Crude photography... We are not prudes but prefer photos with a hint of tease and style.
So many penis pictures... From every angle (just in case you are unfamiliar with one). Also Sky Remote comparison... Not interested!
Messy backgrounds (or kids stuff in view).
Couples profile with only female photos (that is just annoying).
100s of verifications (there is definitely a sweet spot when the number becomes too many)
Disclaimers... The Facebook one - (so what? Fab isn't Facebook, so not relevant). The Sydney Uni one - complete rubbish and shows a herd following mentality. |
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Ooohhh I could go on for days about this... But I'll keep it to a few
* "Fill in later" when they've been on the site for over a year
* Profile names with references to 50 shades. Anyone who's actually done a bit of research on BDSM and D/s dynamics knows that film is actually about abuse and control.
* The Sydney uni warning
* Cock pics taking over s dirty toilet. Its NOT sexy and just makes me want to puke!
* Guys who say they are looking for a curvy women but all thier action shots are taking with a stick thin lass
Ok that was more than a few |
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