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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a girl of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game....
Well to put it simply, this ain't an intro thread as such. More it's me drumming up a bit of business (NOT that sort admins!)
I am not able to play out at the moment (or play in for that matter either). Instead I decided I want to give something back to the community.
Sadly I'm not a lottery millionaire...
Instead I'm offering a profile advice service. I'm trying to allow people who want a bit of TLC to their profile to drop me a message rather than cluttering up this forum and I'll give them some hints on how to make it better.
I'm not writing it for them, I'm not saying do this not that. I'm just nudging folk towards putting more effort in.
I know most won't listen, but the ones who do are the ones we want to take a better part in the swinging community, the ones who are good in bed, are good at getting on with people etc.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Doctor Jenni lol
I also have been "round the block" so to speak and been there done that and bought the T shirt - and whilst there might not be many takers here- perhapes they will bombard you with pvt messages instead and im only guessing they be along lines like;
"hi jenni- read your post and like you to look at my profile and pics - let em know; oh and by the way if you need cheering up i pop over cuz i only live 200 miles away"
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" hi sexy bum; my profile fine but you sound fed up shall we meet im sure i can sort you out"
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"hi jenii- wanna shag that sort you out"
or (my funniest recent one read elseehere)
"Hi i am from the christian fellowship society and read your heartwarming thread here offering support to those in need - we are looking for more female volunteers to join us; just let me know when your free and we meet up to discuss"
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