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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So going to regret this after reading some of the replies to discussions on the forum but am back after a fair break from fab and seems I may be lacking the sparkle people look for. It's obviously either myself or a fairly dull profile. Scrutinise away please people. ( I was even polite in asking!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Needs more about you; likes/dislikes, hobby maybe, personality. You cannot accommodate but don't say why, given you have been here before, you know what people will think, its almost implied in the line that begins 'Not new to the scene'
Do a search on the forums as there is plenty of advice for 'newbies' and 'oldies' too 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You're lovely, much appreciated. Am obviously a little out of touch so better pull my finger out my ass! Have seen the requirements for some of your profiles haha
Many thanks xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Agree with earlier poster, plus the usual things we pick up on with single guys:- age range (be more specific), 'cannot accommodate' - at your age it needs justifying and in your narrative you use the term '...but will reveal upon request'.
The simple fact on here, as with any swinging site, is that single guys need to be as up front in their profiles as possible (without being rude!!) as ladies do not have the time to read every minute detail to work out what you are saying.
Other than that, good photos - please keep it to ONE cock shot! - and it's not too badly written, which makes a nice change these days..... Good luck with it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So going to regret this after reading some of the replies to discussions on the forum but am back after a fair break from fab and seems I may be lacking the sparkle people look for. It's obviously either myself or a fairly dull profile. Scrutinise away please people. ( I was even polite in asking!)"
So you'd really fuck a 99 year old ? |
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Mr Joy - your profile is open, but largely vague, so it would be great to get more specific, as the other posters have said. You don't sound bad, it's just that it's important for you and others to meet with those who are right for each other, and a good profile really does support this happening more easily.
When in doubt, people probably move on to the next. Perhaps also add in details of why you can't accom, how far you'd travel too.
Good luck! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cheers guys. I can't accom as my youngest is autistic so hates a change of scenary so I get someone to stay over if I manage a night out. Kinda didn't wanna add anything like this to my profile, spoiling the mood and all that haha. Will update my profile when I get the chance this week and let you all start again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, just read ur profile, the only reason you may like to say about not being able to accom is due to family circumstsnces,dont need to go into detail, no body elses buisiness, brsve of you to put it on forum. Give more personal info about yourself, wot ur like as a person, and sell yourself. Sure you will have fun. Love the pics btw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear Op,
In response to your recent request to be scrutinised by the good people of the Fab Forums, I would like to make just one salient point !
You are within a stones throw of me, your profile dares to mention the word 'bi' somewhere in it's content, it has to be said your pics have me foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog and yet I appear not to have received any PM's from your good self to date.
Should you wish to take some time and effort into putting fingertips to keys at some point in the near future, please point them in my direction.
Yours Sincerely
Mr Bus
aka Desperate of Droylsden |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Op,
In response to your recent request to be scrutinised by the good people of the Fab Forums, I would like to make just one salient point !
You are within a stones throw of me, your profile dares to mention the word 'bi' somewhere in it's content, it has to be said your pics have me foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog and yet I appear not to have received any PM's from your good self to date.
Should you wish to take some time and effort into putting fingertips to keys at some point in the near future, please point them in my direction.
Yours Sincerely
Mr Bus
aka Desperate of Droylsden "
I thought u was saving urself for mr mr bus! I may have to bite the ops suv able scrotum off if he's not nice to u! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Op,
In response to your recent request to be scrutinised by the good people of the Fab Forums, I would like to make just one salient point !
You are within a stones throw of me, your profile dares to mention the word 'bi' somewhere in it's content, it has to be said your pics have me foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog and yet I appear not to have received any PM's from your good self to date.
Should you wish to take some time and effort into putting fingertips to keys at some point in the near future, please point them in my direction.
Yours Sincerely
Mr Bus
aka Desperate of Droylsden
I thought u was saving urself for mr mr bus! I may have to bite the ops suv able scrotum off if he's not nice to u! "
To the flirt in the corner
As you well know Ms Boobs, I am a very loving person, there's plenty to go round |
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Dear Mr Bus,
If there is plenty to go around why run for the hills screaming for your mummy when I suggested.popping round with a Fijian wrestlers outfit to take care of some post Olympic gymnastics horniness? 
Confused and frustrated of Sheffield.
To the op, perhaps rotate your avatar pic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear Mr Bus,
If there is plenty to go around why run for the hills screaming for your mummy when I suggested.popping round with a Fijian wrestlers outfit to take care of some post Olympic gymnastics horniness?
Confused and frustrated of Sheffield.
To the op, perhaps rotate your avatar pic."
Dear Confused and frustrated of Sheffield
I write on behalf of my client, a Mr Bus of Manchesterford-By-The-Sea
It was the suggestion of the use of common cooking oil that prevented my client from taking you up on your kind offer
As you will no doubt know, he has delusions of grandeur and as such requests that his body shall remain untainted by anything less than the extra virgin oil of selected Kalamata olives.
Should you wish to bring said items and at least 2 bottles of San Pellegrino, I can confirm that my client shall gladly bow to your request for him to pop into said Fijian wrestlers outfit.
I trust to a lady of your undoubted standing that this will be an acceptable compromise and that your confusion and frustrations diminish in accordance.
Yours (on behalf of Mr Bus)
Open Top
Double, Decker, Top and Charabang
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi, just read ur profile, the only reason you may like to say about not being able to accom is due to family circumstsnces,dont need to go into detail, no body elses buisiness, brsve of you to put it on forum. Give more personal info about yourself, wot ur like as a person, and sell yourself. Sure you will have fun. Love the pics btw "
Ha, it's bot brave just realistic. Wouldn't change him for the world and we cope just fine, even if it doesn't give me much time to play haha. Will update this weekend when I get the chance and thank for the pic comment. Just had a nosey through your twos you kinky buggers haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear Op,
In response to your recent request to be scrutinised by the good people of the Fab Forums, I would like to make just one salient point !
You are within a stones throw of me, your profile dares to mention the word 'bi' somewhere in it's content, it has to be said your pics have me foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog and yet I appear not to have received any PM's from your good self to date.
Should you wish to take some time and effort into putting fingertips to keys at some point in the near future, please point them in my direction.
Yours Sincerely
Mr Bus
aka Desperate of Droylsden "
Haha, I shall take that as a compliment good sir. Yea once I've had a few drinks a do get the odd bi urge. Not really attracted to men but occasionally wouldn't mind the chance to taste one haha. Maybe more curious as to if I'd have the same response from a guy as I do the ladies which is usually very positive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hello OP,
As others have said I think you need more detail on your profile, to stand out from the crowd, but other than that I like it 
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Thank you very much. You had a catchy profile name so had a nosey and very very sexy pics, you two look like quite the naughty couple. Ha, a compliment of sorts I guess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello OP,
As others have said I think you need more detail on your profile, to stand out from the crowd, but other than that I like it
Thank you very much. You had a catchy profile name so had a nosey and very very sexy pics, you two look like quite the naughty couple. Ha, a compliment of sorts I guess."
Haha, thanks and yes we are |
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