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By *apa OP Man
over a year ago
wolverhampton |
right my names martin i was manager of chameleons from the day it opened for 4 years just seeing if there is anyone on here from way back then who,d like to catch up my profile name is _apa hope to hear from you |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in"
Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in
Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well "
Yeah but Ryan eats it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in"
Yes it's all changed now, only people with a sense of humour are allowed in  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in
Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well Yeah but Ryan eats it "
Well stop flicking and i wouldn't have too  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"dont people take this site serious if half the people on came to join the club while i was there you,d have no chance of getting in
Don't be like that Martin we cant help being fruit cakes. Oh by the way Julie picks her nose as well Yeah but Ryan eats it
Well stop flicking and i wouldn't have too I will wipe it in your hair instead then 
Jesus woman your even making me cringe now lol  Wait till I start on the belly button fluff "
Oh that's fine I wrap mine up in silver foil and send out as easter gifts to people with protruding buttons. I feel sad for them not having their own |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me "
We are going to set up a double act. I am the straight one |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me
We are going to set up a double act. I am the straight one Your about as straight as my matching pubic vest & pants "
I thought they were pubic cycling shorts |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me
We are going to set up a double act. I am the straight one Your about as straight as my matching pubic vest & pants
I thought they were pubic cycling shortsThey were but I had a little accident whilst eating pancakes and syrup and had to trim it back a little "
That explains that baby gorilla i saw running down your road. Must have been the neighbours kid caught in the backdraft of your hedge trimmer |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me
We are going to set up a double act. I am the straight one Your about as straight as my matching pubic vest & pants
I thought they were pubic cycling shortsThey were but I had a little accident whilst eating pancakes and syrup and had to trim it back a little
That explains that baby gorilla i saw running down your road. Must have been the neighbours kid caught in the backdraft of your hedge trimmerHey that's no way to talk about out daughter! "
I meant the neighbour to your left John Merrick
Your surely not serious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"omg, julie, ryan, best laugh i have had in ages, people are looking at me like i am mental now, plz carry on, laughter is good for me
We are going to set up a double act. I am the straight one Your about as straight as my matching pubic vest & pants
I thought they were pubic cycling shortsThey were but I had a little accident whilst eating pancakes and syrup and had to trim it back a little
That explains that baby gorilla i saw running down your road. Must have been the neighbours kid caught in the backdraft of your hedge trimmerHey that's no way to talk about out daughter!
I meant the neighbour to your left John Merrick
Your surely not serious "
do you mean your twin, John? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That is a really cheap shot suggesting we are related.
Ok maybe we were both born with unfeasibly large cocks. But I don't dribble"
................much |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"What do you think Martin? After all it is your thread Who's Martin?..........
Hey I used to know a guy called Martin who ran a swingers club  "
Small world. So did I, he ran Chams for 4 years. Wonder what he's up to now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you think Martin? After all it is your thread Who's Martin?..........
Hey I used to know a guy called Martin who ran a swingers club
Small world. So did I, he ran Chams for 4 years. Wonder what he's up to now?"
Yeah that's him, he ran it when it first opened, oh I do wish I knew where he was, I'd love to meet up with him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name's Mark and I'm a Swinger. Hello Martin, Ryan & Julie. I'm not a Fruit Cake but I might be a Cadbury's Fruit & Nutcase...
BTW, What's Chams, is that a fetish I have been missing out on..."
would never guess you are a swinger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That was before you told everyone I had a fanny like a clowns pocket 
Harsh but true And armpits like a German shot putter
Don't forget your hairy hobbits feet !"
And my inability to string a ...............
Oooooo donuts |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"That was before you told everyone I had a fanny like a clowns pocket
Harsh but true And armpits like a German shot putter
Don't forget your hairy hobbits feet !And my inability to string a ...............
Oooooo donuts "
On the plus side Dagenham Dave reliably informed me you don't have a spotty arse  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"That was before you told everyone I had a fanny like a clowns pocket
Harsh but true And armpits like a German shot putter
Don't forget your hairy hobbits feet !And my inability to string a ...............
Oooooo donuts
On the plus side Dagenham Dave reliably informed me you don't have a spotty arse I grew my anal beard, it covers a multitude of sins "
Oh! I thought that was a tattoo of Bin Laden |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I usually leave a thread when it's hijacked by attention seekers, but fair play I stayed to the end as it was funny...and you helped Martin discover his sense of humour! "
Oi who you calling attention seekers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually leave a thread when it's hijacked by attention seekers, but fair play I stayed to the end as it was funny...and you helped Martin discover his sense of humour!
Oi who you calling attention seekers?"
Lol rumbled |
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