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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Change your photos, take one stood up, black and white alway look good. Make sure there is nothing in the background or that its spotlessly tidy.
Add more to the description, who are you, what do you like, what font you like, humor us always good.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd personally take some more pictures and stylize them a bit more. For me, I'm never going to get excited looking at a flaccid penis. Put a bit of effort and you'll get plenty from it x |
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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago
Fairy Land |
As most have said; take the time to get some interesting pictures. (I’ve spent more time trying to work out what the mess on the floor is on photo one than anything else).
Think a little about the experience you are seeking and what you can offer prospective meets, once meeting is back on the cards, and make sure these things come across in your write up.
Have a gander at some successful male profiles for inspiration. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As most have said; take the time to get some interesting pictures. (I’ve spent more time trying to work out what the mess on the floor is on photo one than anything else).
Think a little about the experience you are seeking and what you can offer prospective meets, once meeting is back on the cards, and make sure these things come across in your write up.
Have a gander at some successful male profiles for inspiration. "
I was exactly the same, then I was thinking well surely if their pics are this messy they must be a harder... lol and made up a whole senario from 2 photo as your brain dies when its tired and 1am  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "
You into crossdressing, but not looking for guys
Don't tick every interest on the list, make yourself look unique rather than desperate!
A not thought out profile, in my opinion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please don’t go shoving one of those squirrel-type tails up your arse and take a photo, so many seem to be doing it and think it looks good.
IT DOESN’T..!!! 
I hope my profile looks ok to those looking at it |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Don't change it if it truly reflects who you are and what you are looking for. If you do, it's almost like false advertising. There's general advice on mine should you wish to use it. Good luck. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Change your pics. We always look whats in the background and if its messy or tidy 
Write a bit more about you and what you're looking for but dont go 'white knight' 
Keep the line at the end about not being mr perfect made me laugh lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Change your pics. We always look whats in the background and if its messy or tidy
Write a bit more about you and what you're looking for but dont go 'white knight'
Keep the line at the end about not being mr perfect made me laugh lol "
Last line is brilliant. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Not that I am an expert but it seems a little bit desperate. You seem to be into everything in order to get laid.
Yep, the vast majority of men on Fab are like that.
Try his green arrow.
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And there we have it. Wank fodder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve spent more time trying to work out what the mess on the floor is on photo one than anything else
Is it a dildo, a fag packet and some tab ends ?"
Looks like druggie paraphernalia to us 
Even if it isn't it comes over as scruffy, dirty and for that alone we wouldn't respond.
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"Not that I am an expert but it seems a little bit desperate. You seem to be into everything in order to get laid.
Yep, the vast majority of men on Fab are like that.
Try his green arrow.
And there we have it. Wank fodder. "
Not that wank fodder per se is awful but at least be honest about it.
I get that creepy, shuddery feeling common to teenage women growing up in the 70's when we were seen as fair game and the property of men to use and dispose of when I see these sort of posts.
Not that it doesn't still happen but y'know... |
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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago
Weirdsville South Coast Dorset |
"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "
2 shit dick pics, 1 with messy shit background and zero attempt of writing a bio....yep its proper shit  but if you feel it represents in true light then dont change a thing. |
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I was left uncertain why I should meet you, unless I wanted 24/7 oral or to be fucked nonstop until I'd found someone better. I think you could sell yourself better, without narrowed down your options.
Clear recent photos of what people need to form a mental picture of how you look, your physique rather than cock, will help others evaluate you better. |
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"Thanks for the feedback ladies .
Wow a massive eye opener.
What woman look for in a profile is so so much different to most guys .
Thanks"
This site is inundated with males, you need to sell yourself attract the other users interest build up relationships and form friendships. |
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"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "
Can't see anything wrong with it tbh other than the lack of a photo showing your cock next to the sky remote or a cheap can of lager.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i cant give much advice that hasnt already been given op
but i will say,,,i very much enjoyed reading some of the feedback you got
struggling to breath here
wish you well dude |
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I’m not sure how the profile started out, but there are now no public pics and a 2 line bio, so I think you need to put a bit more effort in. I can’t imagine anyone would be interested, it says and shows nothing about you. |
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"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "
I can't see why you're not balls deep in pussy to be honest,
Maybe turn the balaclava around so they can see your eyes but otherwise it's an awesome profile and you're even kind enough to offer to fuck a woman until she finds someone better which shows you're kind and caring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You should read the profiles of people who say that yours is shit.
It will give you an idea of good photos and the kind of things to address in the profile text.
After all, you should listen to experts and follow your nose. |
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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago
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I'm looking for some chilled out nsa fun .
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I may not be your perfect man but I'll fuck you until you find him
1. You gonna visit an ice cream parlour ?? Be more expressive in what you want
2. Youve told people your NOT What they want but your slutty enough to FUCK!! them if they want to make do for now!!!!!
Yep its shit mate and this thread has given a lot of advice and you dont seem to have tried any of it yet ........ Maybe take a break until you are ready to engage properly ??
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No idea what it looked like before but it (still) looks quite austere and terse. Maybe an avatar for your profile; it doesn't have to be of your face (but don't make it of your cock either).
Other than that there's great advice on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep seems like he posted for the advice, had lots of helpful comments and ignored them all.
Yea, good luck getting replies. "
Yep, just belly laughed after reading the advice then checking out his profile to see if any had been taken .
These threads are ten a penny and always result in the same thing  |
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"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated "
Crikey...... that is a lame profile.
Add some nice photos (not dick picks and not photos taken in a toilet though)
Say what you’re looking for (be specific).
Finally, very important.... Say what you have to offer (your good points and what makes you appealing to others). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep seems like he posted for the advice, had lots of helpful comments and ignored them all.
Yea, good luck getting replies.
Yep, just belly laughed after reading the advice then checking out his profile to see if any had been taken .
These threads are ten a penny and always result in the same thing "
So many good posters take the time to help in these review my profile threads and 9 out of 10 times the advice falls on deaf ears and all or most advice is ignored.
There was slightly more to this profile when this thread was made 2 weeks ago. Even with all the great advice he actually managed to make it even shitter.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep seems like he posted for the advice, had lots of helpful comments and ignored them all.
Yea, good luck getting replies.
Yep, just belly laughed after reading the advice then checking out his profile to see if any had been taken .
These threads are ten a penny and always result in the same thing
So many good posters take the time to help in these review my profile threads and 9 out of 10 times the advice falls on deaf ears and all or most advice is ignored.
There was slightly more to this profile when this thread was made 2 weeks ago. Even with all the great advice he actually managed to make it even shitter. "
Just like to follow these threads for the shits and giggles to be honest, give one guy his dues the other week we followed a thread and he actually took it on board. Up to now though that’s the only thread we’ve seen where someone has taken the advice they have asked for and done something with it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been told my profile is shit .any advice to make a better profile would be greatly appreciated
Tidy your room up before taking pics  "
And empty the ashtray ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to help me out with my profile?
You say on your profile that you have been here years before and know how it works, so why are you needing to ask for help ?"
Translated to charity shag pls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone please look at mine see what changes need to be made Look like sh*t "
The forum vultures will be telling you to start your on thread mate.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone please look at mine see what changes need to be made Look like sh*t "
Just type in better profile or something similar on the forum search, sure you will find what you need has already been covered a 1000 times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone please look at mine see what changes need to be made Look like sh*t
The forum vultures will be telling you to start your on thread mate....
Like you just did you mean?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just checked in to see how this thread panned out.
OP......you have changed your profile beyond recognition but unfortunately it’s even worse than before! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just checked in to see how this thread panned out.
OP......you have changed your profile beyond recognition but unfortunately it’s even worse than before! "
Going well isn’t it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just checked in to see how this thread panned out.
OP......you have changed your profile beyond recognition but unfortunately it’s even worse than before!
Going well isn’t it "
TBH I don’t think I’ve ever seen it happen before! V |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just checked in to see how this thread panned out.
OP......you have changed your profile beyond recognition but unfortunately it’s even worse than before!
Going well isn’t it
TBH I don’t think I’ve ever seen it happen before! V"
love all the hi jackers on it too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just checked in to see how this thread panned out.
OP......you have changed your profile beyond recognition but unfortunately it’s even worse than before!
Going well isn’t it
TBH I don’t think I’ve ever seen it happen before! V
love all the hi jackers on it too "
It’s taken on a life of its own! This is why I love the forums! |
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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago
Weirdsville South Coast Dorset |
"Any pointers for my profile ? "
Without looking I'm gonna guess its shit going purely on the fact you attempted to jump on someone else's thread rather then start your own. Shows lack of imagination. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone please look at mine see what changes need to be made Look like sh*t "
Maybe either change your profile from not having tattoos to being heavily tattooed. The man in your second photo has a lot of tattoos. |
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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago
Weirdsville South Coast Dorset |
"Is the current profile the improved version? Because it still needs an awful lot of work.
Looking at your profile, would you want to meet you?
K"
There has been a sentence removed and pics removed, overall still awful |
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