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"Donald would win because Boris would collapse in hysterics when Donald’s wig slips off.
Jeremy Clarkson or Piers Morgan "
I think both would fight like girls but clarkson has a nasty side that would see him through
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By *opilotMan
over a year ago
Heathrow |
"Dianne Abbot has a nasty look about her, Corbyn is a wimp!
Brad Pitt or George Clooney? "
Brad Pitt, but the first rule of Brad Pitt vs george clooney is that you dont talk about brad Pitt vs George Clooney |
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"Donald would win because Boris would collapse in hysterics when Donald’s wig slips off.
Jeremy Clarkson or Piers Morgan
I think both would fight like girls but clarkson has a nasty side that would see him through
Corbin v Diane Abbott (spelt wrong I bet)"
Corbyn, Abbott would get too confused by the knock down count.
Kelly Brook v Kate Beckinsale |
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By *opilotMan
over a year ago
Heathrow |
"Dianne Abbot has a nasty look about her, Corbyn is a wimp!
Brad Pitt or George Clooney?
Brad Pitt, but the first rule of Brad Pitt vs george clooney is that you dont talk about brad Pitt vs George Clooney "
Kelly brook vs Rachel riley |
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"Kate to win as she looks fitter and faster although if Kelly landed a sucker punch she could pinch it
Bart Simpson v cartmann"
Cartmann all day, he would sit on him and swear him into submission.
Daphne v Velma |
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"Kate to win as she looks fitter and faster although if Kelly landed a sucker punch she could pinch it
Bart Simpson v cartmann
Cartmann all day, he would sit on him and swear him into submission.
Daphne v Velma"
Velma has prison rules fighting all over her scrappy self.
Oprah versus Queen Latifah |
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"Kate to win as she looks fitter and faster although if Kelly landed a sucker punch she could pinch it
Bart Simpson v cartmann
Cartmann all day, he would sit on him and swear him into submission.
Daphne v Velma
Velma has prison rules fighting all over her scrappy self.
Oprah versus Queen Latifah "
Queen latifah sass's oprah that loud and savage her head explodes
Justin beeber vs connor maynard |
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"Kate to win as she looks fitter and faster although if Kelly landed a sucker punch she could pinch it
Bart Simpson v cartmann
Cartmann all day, he would sit on him and swear him into submission.
Daphne v Velma
Velma has prison rules fighting all over her scrappy self.
Oprah versus Queen Latifah
Queen latifah sass's oprah that loud and savage her head explodes
Justin beeber vs connor maynard"
Beeber because Connor would be laughing to hard
Ant or dec |
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"Dianne Abbot has a nasty look about her, Corbyn is a wimp!
Brad Pitt or George Clooney?
Abbot would get the day wrong and Corbyn would just cry out for help from his mates in the Ra"
Brad Pitt, clooney wouldn't want his face ruined.
Katie price v Victoria beckham
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"You could punch Jordan in the face all day. All it would do would probably improve it.
Jimmy Savill v Gary Glitter"
As they fight i walk in shotgun in hand ending both of them as shells rain down 
Mother Teresa vs ghandi |
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Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.
Churchill v adolf in a street brawl
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"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.
Churchill v adolf in a street brawl
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Define which st where? |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.
Churchill v adolf in a street brawl
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Churchill will
Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death 
Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer  |
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"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.
Churchill v adolf in a street brawl
Churchill will
Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death
Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer "
Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.
Prince Harry v A Raccoon. |
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"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.
Churchill v adolf in a street brawl
Churchill will
Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death
Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer
Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.
Prince Harry v A Raccoon."
Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.
By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win 
Superman v wonder woman |
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"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.
Churchill v adolf in a street brawl
Churchill will
Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death
Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer
Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.
Prince Harry v A Raccoon.
Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.
By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win
Superman v wonder woman "
On a technical fault superman
As there fighting wonder woman ropes the lasso of truth around him as superman gives up that he wants to fuck her so as they get down and dirty superman cums in her....as shes got super strength his cum blows her head off
Colossus vs storm hehe |
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"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.
Churchill v adolf in a street brawl
Churchill will
Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death
Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer
Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.
Prince Harry v A Raccoon.
Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.
By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win
Superman v wonder woman
On a technical fault superman
As there fighting wonder woman ropes the lasso of truth around him as superman gives up that he wants to fuck her so as they get down and dirty superman cums in her....as shes got super strength his cum blows her head off
Colossus vs storm hehe"
The only colossus I know is the enigma type computer so the storm would win by tripping the electricity to it causing it to grind to a holt.
Noel Edmunds v Jeremy beadle |
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"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.
Churchill v adolf in a street brawl
Churchill will
Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death
Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer
Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.
Prince Harry v A Raccoon.
Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.
By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win
Superman v wonder woman
On a technical fault superman
As there fighting wonder woman ropes the lasso of truth around him as superman gives up that he wants to fuck her so as they get down and dirty superman cums in her....as shes got super strength his cum blows her head off
Colossus vs storm hehe
The only colossus I know is the enigma type computer so the storm would win by tripping the electricity to it causing it to grind to a holt.
Noel Edmunds v Jeremy beadle "
Beadle will win hands down. (No pun intended.)
He will create a You’ve Been Framed style diversion that will confuse Edmonds and allow him in for the knockout.
Shaun Ryder v Elton John
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By *SDomSubCouple
over a year ago
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"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.
Churchill v adolf in a street brawl
Churchill will
Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death
Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer
Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.
Prince Harry v A Raccoon.
Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.
By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win
Superman v wonder woman
On a technical fault superman
As there fighting wonder woman ropes the lasso of truth around him as superman gives up that he wants to fuck her so as they get down and dirty superman cums in her....as shes got super strength his cum blows her head off
Colossus vs storm hehe
The only colossus I know is the enigma type computer so the storm would win by tripping the electricity to it causing it to grind to a holt.
Noel Edmunds v Jeremy beadle
Beadle will win hands down. (No pun intended.)
He will create a You’ve Been Framed style diversion that will confuse Edmonds and allow him in for the knockout.
Shaun Ryder v Elton John
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Elton John.
Shaun can't step to Elton, couldn't even get close before Elton John fans would tear him limb from limb.
David Tennant vs Matt Smith |
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"Mother T, she was a tough old bat and ghandi wouldn't try to defend himself through his pacifism and all that! Best he could hope for would be a draw if mother t ran out of strength mid fight and they called it a draw.
Churchill v adolf in a street brawl
Churchill will
Win , when hitlers on the floor Churchill’s dog will bit he’s balls off and he will bleed to death
Lewis Hamilton and Jeffery archer
Lewis Hamilton being a short arse will start off well and try and kick & punch Archer in the family Jewels. Archer being a slimey ex politician will have some sly underhand tactics that will allow him to gain the upper hand. He will put Lewis off by continually telling him why Formula 1 is a shite sport and will eventually achieve victory by launching some of his books at Hamilton’s face. Knocking him out.
Prince Harry v A Raccoon.
Harry, like the swans in the UK all belong to the queen the raccoons were gifted to Harry.
By law they're not aloud to fight royalty so an easy win
Superman v wonder woman
On a technical fault superman
As there fighting wonder woman ropes the lasso of truth around him as superman gives up that he wants to fuck her so as they get down and dirty superman cums in her....as shes got super strength his cum blows her head off
Colossus vs storm hehe
The only colossus I know is the enigma type computer so the storm would win by tripping the electricity to it causing it to grind to a holt.
Noel Edmunds v Jeremy beadle
Beadle will win hands down. (No pun intended.)
He will create a You’ve Been Framed style diversion that will confuse Edmonds and allow him in for the knockout.
Shaun Ryder v Elton John
Elton John.
Shaun can't step to Elton, couldn't even get close before Elton John fans would tear him limb from limb.
David Tennant vs Matt Smith"
Matt smith
Cause david tennants a dick
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