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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Her bottom lip trembled... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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as she fanny farted while laid down |
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Her juice spattered from her fanny with the fart |
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"Her juice spattered from her fanny with the fart "
It covered the curtains, the cat and left a stain shaped similarly to Africa on her beige shag pile carpet |
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At that very moment the butler entered.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The maid from behind.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The End |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of the sofa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The End lol"
Good story |
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"The End lol
Good story " they list me as splatter lol |
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She was on all 4s with her arse in the air |
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"The End lol
Good story they list me as splatter lol" lost |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She was on all 4s with her arse in the air "
It was a lovely arse just right for... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She was on all 4s with her arse in the air
It was a lovely arse just right for..."
Showing reruns of Friends on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As it was big enough to hold a.. |
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Small party, drinks on top and snacks inbetween the butt cheeks.. |
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The butler's white gloved hand carefully inserted the canapés |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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While his other gloved hand.. |
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Removed the pickled onion from his butt and popped it into ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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His mouth for a quick taste before.. |
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Sliding it back in his butt for afters.. |
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With his butt clenched so no one could steal his onion he... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shuffled backwards towards the corner where he could... |
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Squeeze it out into the empty cocktail glass |
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An onion sniffer walked past and picked the cocktail glass up and... |
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gave it a good, long snort before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quaffing it all, leaving slip gently off his tongue, deep into his throat to trickle down far into him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which disgusted the other people in the room so he was.. |
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Banished from decent society and ordered to spend the rest of his life as Prince Andrew's flunkey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A role he relished until he found himself.. |
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Tasked with the delicate job of .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nibbling the queens... |
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By *entleRMan
over a year ago
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Horse, before he ran into the stable to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mount Camilla before.. |
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By *entleRMan
over a year ago
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It was banned for cruelty to animals by Charles who |
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over a year ago
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Just wanted to drink carling black label and breakdance to.. |
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Took out his weapon and used it to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A blow job off Diane abbott but she... |
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Got the numbers and timing wrong so passed the job to Anne Whitacombe who... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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At the time had Nicola Sturgon pounding into her from behind with a 9" tartan dildo singing.. |
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By *entleRMan
over a year ago
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Didnt I have a lovely time the day I came to Bangor |
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She cut her singing short remembering that it was in bognor party weekend at butlins. Remembering she .missed certain home she sang some more. I had to walk 500 miles and I had to walk 500 more |
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Nicola withdrew her tartan phallus .... realising she was unfit to |
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Carry on as she knew Wee Jimmy Krankie was much better at it than her.
Instead she decided to. .. |
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By *entleRMan
over a year ago
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Continue with the crankies instead of politics cos she was shite at it and .... |
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And then the chuckle brothers entered the room and entered her. To you to me, to you to me they shouted as they passed her... |
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The tartan phullus which was dripping with Nicola's fanny juices. Barry Chuckle stirred his cup of tea with it then ... |
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Slapped Nicola round the face with it, before making her |
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Sing englands national anthem with a huge... |
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Organ right behind her and a naked Gospel choir. Then from behind the closed curtains appeared ... |
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Was swigging whiskey from the bottle and selling fake Rolex watches. He said to Nicola, the Chuckle Brothers and the Krankees . .. |
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Bend over and take one from the lord, the 12 commandments coming your way, who wants me, the whisky bottle, the cross or nine of the naked choir. Let's have a raffle, £1 for a secret Santa penetration. Lets raise some cash for.... |
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over a year ago
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The poor and unfortunate souls who,try as they might,can never... |
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Find a meet on Fab despite . .. |
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Messaging 1,000,000 inflicted souls with the same message |
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And only getting one reply which said .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm probably not what you're looking for but,i can be if you... |
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Lubricate yourself thoroughly with beef gravy, then |
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Allowing Rover the bloodhound to slabber over your meat and two veg........ |
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Then follow the scent back to your love nest where we can... |
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Make a big pot of ham and pea soup and invite a fab friend over to.... |
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Pour it over their genitals before licking it off. But first let's ... |
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get naked and wrestle in a bath tub of cold baked beans and... |
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Then add the manky baked beans to the big pot of ham and pea soup before we ... |
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Serve it to the Queen and her... |
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Favourite son Prince Andrew. Andrew had had a busy couple of days. He had been .... |
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To pizza express but was disappointed they did not have beans on the menu, so was really... |
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Neededing to release his frustration by .... |
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Aggressively humping a Honey Badger, they really dont like... |
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Being called honey. They find it patronising. |
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But still, they were less kinky than his ex wife who... |
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Is very durty!! and loves to.... |
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Read her monthly subscription to small gauge model trains in first class, while a small Philippino boy... |
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Dressed as girl does the house work. Suddenly.... |
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"They realised they had eaten all the soup with the manky beans in... and shat all over Fergie's model train magazine, causing more cleaning for the poor boy child, who really did enjoy being dressed as a girl. At that shitfest moment a well hung random stranger entered the room and.... "
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Said "I didnt realise the prince was having a get together, who wants some of my"..... |
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Or twiglet, you will either love it or hate it. It tastes better.... |
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If you get a toothless hag to lick the marmite off then dunk it a glass of fresh jizz before you ... |
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Wipe it on the curtains, of course you'll need... |
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To do it whilst the curtains are open so the passers by can... |
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Cast judgement on your glistening twiglet, by now the Philippino boy/girl servant was heading to retrieve the step ladders when a loud... |
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Crash was heard, someone had just fallen of the ladders and so the Philipono had to find a chair to... |
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Enable HRH Lizzie to sit and watch the events as they unfolded and the paramedics try to revive the twiglet flashing, curtain swinging fool, when suddenly, from nowhere.... |
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Prince Andrew flew past in his superman outfit. Eager to give first aid thinking it was a snake bite he sucked the.... |
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Twiglet so hard it perforated his bowel causing a... |
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Gust of release from the ham,pea and bean cocktail he had earlier. His ass dropped and.... |
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The resulting tsunami swept HRH Lizzie, dirty Fergie, the philippino boy and the twiglet wiggling casualty away like... |
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Pooh sticks under the bridge in a fast flowing stream. Only Prince Andrew was left so he decided to .... |
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Get ready for his TV interview, putting on his stockings and wig, he didnt really look feminine, more... |
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Like Greyson Perry with flu and a tummy bug. He was sure his cunning plan to be interviewed as Virginia Roberts would work and he could deny ever having met or had sex with himself. He smoothed down his tight fitting frock and.. . |
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Adjusted his breasts, his left boob was making its escape and had managed to get as far as his shoulder blade before... |
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He realised he looked like the Hunchback of Notre Dame and would probably be blamed for the devastating Cathedral fire if anyone saw him dressed like that. He had to think quickly. He decided to ... |
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Rush into the next studio where Disney were holding auditions for a new live action remake of it.
He swung onto set holding... |
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The crown jewels tightly. Mummy would not miss them until the next State Opening of Parliament. He burst through the studio door and... |
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Was immediately tackled by security, in the scuffle (which he rather enjoyed), the jewels spilled out over the floor, suddenly... |
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Loving the taste of his own spillage he knelt down to the queen, his mum and lapped up his spillage and then turned to share his mouthful with... |
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Bubbles the monkey, he was more used to King spillage though and he started to... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Swing through the trees to spread the word a new king had cum |
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Suck his plums.
All of a sudden .... |
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A pair of melons and a juicy peach was spotted coming... |
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Dripping along the studio floor. The woman flicked her long, auburn hair over her shoulders, smiled and said .... |
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Do you do Australian kisses, it's a french kiss down under. Then her legs opened revealing... |
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A didgeridoo protruding from her foof. |
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When a surgeon was sent for to remove it and reinsert into the neighbours..... |
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Letterbox. The postman was also trying to insert... |
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His hand, to try and retrieve ... |
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His package but his hand was too small so he... |
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Phoned Donald Trump to ask if he could retrieve it for him with his tiny hands. Trump replied.. |
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My tiny hands are unavailable as I am stroking Putins tiny... |
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Russian doll, it fits inside... |
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Andrew said "Russian dolls - they're so full of themselves. I prefer . . . |
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Rubber dolls or mannequins, they dont tell on me and.... |
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The only problem with them is they burst when I bite and..... |
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Strangle them. It's a habit of things bursting like.... |
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When I try and push an inflated balloon up my bottom. In future I will ... |
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Grease the drain pipe properly before insertion, but there's no fun in... |
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this without friction burns so I will.... |
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By *entleRMan
over a year ago
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Sandpaper it before insertion so that it makes ..... |
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A smooth entry and exit, after which I will ... |
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Ride my space hopper up and down the neighbours... |
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By *entleRMan
over a year ago
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Back passage and onto their lawn so ..... |
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I can sow my seed and watch the... |
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Shits it out over a passer by giving them the facial that I couldn't. They turned around and... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Saw the chuckle brothers walking towards them with jeremy corbyn dressed in a pair of leather chaps and a flowery bonnet,they were talking about... |
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A coalition but spent to much time passing responsibilities, to you to me, then along came... |
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The biker from The Village People, he was rather miffed about Corbyn's theft of his prize chaps, "Hey you! He shouted... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out there in the cold , getting lonely , getting old , can you feel me. |
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By *entleRMan
over a year ago
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Hey you, standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles… |
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Hey you, don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight |
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By *entleRMan
over a year ago
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Hey you out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me? |
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At that point, Lionel Richie answered the phone, "hello?"... |
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Yes that would be nice to come along to your swingers party..I'll bring my...... |
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By *entleRMan
over a year ago
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Whole band for a gangbang, could you invite ..... |
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That Corbyn fella, I hear he likes leather chaps, and Prince Andrew, he's as durty as... |
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By *entleRMan
over a year ago
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A dog in a mud bath,then he went to a hotel room with ... |
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over a year ago
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Nicola, the Chuckle brothers and the soiled digeridoo. They decided to ... |
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By *entleRMan
over a year ago
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Laugh a d make love and music until suddenly the door opened .... |
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And the hotel manager said "we have had complaints about the noise from the couple in the room next door. You will have to ..." |
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over a year ago
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Stop your gimp from squeeling like a pig as it is interrupting their banjo practice |
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So I shoved my stinky foot in the gimp's mouth and .... |
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over a year ago
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And went to the pub with the living chuckle brother to get ....... |
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The Ladder Paul. To me..To you..oh dear oh dear..no slacking. Out the pub they went with the Ladder to... |
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Townhouse, so they could climb up to the playrooms without having to go through the reception and pay the entrance fee. They carefully balanced the ladder up against the wall and . .. |
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Decided to have a quickie while ... |
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Balancing precariously on the bottom rung. Suddenly .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Balancing precariously on the bottom rung. Suddenly ...." she felt the eagles talons in the fabric of her jacket as she soared effortlessly into the quagmire |
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Where the eagles talons also grasped a huge trouser snake which effortlessly slathered up into the darkest moist.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where the eagles talons also grasped a huge trouser snake which effortlessly slathered up into the darkest moist...." recesses of the skin blood oozed down her sweaty body and khaki chorderouys as she was flown south to the great birds nest |
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in the Olympic park where tourists could.... |
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Climb into the nest with her and take selfies. She lay there, bloodied and panting when .... |
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when a tourist got his big lense and |
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Asked which was her best side. She replied ..... |
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And at this time of year a good stuffing with my |
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Pork tenderloin. I love tucking in to to a juicy rump. He adjusted his large lens and ... |
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