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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I like this game, who fancy a quick one? I do, lets see who gets to 175 first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wins what

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If ifs cola haribo, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wins what

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You will win some haribos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If ifs cola haribo, I'm in "
Yes it is as well, lots of cola bottles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooohhh I'm in

If I win can I have the starburst ones please?? Love the likkle eggs in those ones

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"If ifs cola haribo, I'm in "

Fizzy,or non fizzy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wins what

You will win some haribos

Nah. Pringles and I'm in

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By *akes handymanMan over a year ago

In the Lakes

"Wins what

You will win some haribos

Nah. Pringles and I'm in

"
do you get your hand stuck in the tube.. I do

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

165 to go

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Ello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooohhh I'm in

If I win can I have the starburst ones please?? Love the likkle eggs in those ones

"
That is good you are and yes here is some starburts and same here I like the eggs ones too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ello"
Hi pal

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

CHEESECAKE.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't get up to 175. My cars have electronic limiters

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Ello

Hi pal

Yay I made a fwend

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Ello

Hi pal

Yay I made a fwend

Someone else reply + quote me please, I'm on a roll

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I forgot games had moved

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This isn't going too well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What sort of haribo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This will get there eventually!

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"I like this game, who fancy a quick one? I do, lets see who gets to 175 first

A quick one ? It's been 7 days already

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ello

Hi pal

Yay I made a fwend

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That is right

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This isn't going too well!

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Ths will take some time, sometimes it goes quick sometimes slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What sort of haribo?"
The gummy bears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quickest isn't always best

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This will get there eventually!

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Yes it will

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like this game, who fancy a quick one? I do, lets see who gets to 175 first

A quick one ? It's been 7 days already"
Yes, sometimes a slow and sensual one is good too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quickest isn't always best

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That is right, taking it slowly is good too

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Is this too fast for you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We need to finish this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow,this is slow

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I like your halo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wow,this is slow"

It really is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like your halo"

Bet she's never heard it called that lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Halo is a polite way of saying 'ring' or 'arsehole'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's keep this going.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Shag !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's keep this going. "

Let’s do this !!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Shag ! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it just us Lorna?! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it just us Lorna?! Lol x"

It appears so!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it just us Lorna?! Lol x

It appears so! "

I'm only here for the beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Let's keep this going. "
Yes, lets do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Shag ! "
Evening, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's keep this going. Yes, lets do that

We are trying

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Evening all

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Good charity work Lorna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good charity work Lorna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's not give up now!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I like your halo"

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I like your halo

Bet she's never heard it called that lol"

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Let's not give up now! "
hi love xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's not give up now! hi love xx"

And Hello to you too lovely. Xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Let's not give up now! hi love xx

And Hello to you too lovely. Xx"

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Halo is a polite way of saying 'ring' or 'arsehole'"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Halo is a polite way of saying 'ring' or 'arsehole'

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I like this game, who fancy a quick one? I do, lets see who gets to 175 first

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hi x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I like this game, who fancy a quick one? I do, lets see who gets to 175 first

hi x

"
Wrong emoji

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy one

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I fancy one

"
Tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy one

Tea?"

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy one

Tea?

Coffee

"
horlicks

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I fancy one

Tea?

Coffee

horlicks

Water

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy one

Tea?

Coffee

horlicks

Water

"
beer

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A nice cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A nice cuppa"
soup

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tea x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea x"
coco

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hot "

Chocolate x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only 100 to go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Hahaha hijack time.....even better whilst everyone is banging out the zzzzzzz's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hahaha hijack time.....even better whilst everyone is banging out the zzzzzzz's

I quite agree.

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

*trips through the door*

Is this where the party is?

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Ninja sneak attack in the witching hour.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*trips through the door*

Is this where the party is? "

Yep!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Let’s spin those tunes

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"*trips through the door*

Is this where the party is? "

Huzzzah....a rowdy party goer....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ninja sneak attack in the witching hour.....

You do know that hour starts at midnight!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Jizzy whack out the drink

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Is this all because you’re all so late due to narcotics but are too ashamed to admit it? #justsaying ??

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Let’s spin those tunes "

have you got 20p for the jukebox....my phone is flat so no spotify...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let’s spin those tunes "
https://youtu.be/fpmTe3TDdVU

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this all because you’re all so late due to narcotics but are too ashamed to admit it? #justsaying ??"

Don't you start!

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

I think this calls for a game of twister!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ninja sneak attack in the witching hour.....

You do know that hour starts at midnight! "

If you squint the 0 looks like a 1 so it’s 12.28

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Is this all because you’re all so late due to narcotics but are too ashamed to admit it? #justsaying ??"
we are just high on life.....and really lacking in sleep.....insomnia is not a nice drug....Hahaha

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Is this all because you’re all so late due to narcotics but are too ashamed to admit it? #justsaying ??

Don't you start!

Ha ha. Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I think this calls for a game of twister!"

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this all because you’re all so late due to narcotics but are too ashamed to admit it? #justsaying ??

Don't you start!

Ha ha. Sorry. Couldn’t resist. "

I will kick you out too!

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Is this all because you’re all so late due to narcotics but are too ashamed to admit it? #justsaying ?? we are just high on life.....and really lacking in sleep.....insomnia is not a nice drug....Hahaha

Sshhhh you. You’re getting put in a cage. Ha ha

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?"

I can twister and wank at the same time

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Let’s spin those tunes

have you got 20p for the jukebox....my phone is flat so no spotify...

My phone is charged

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg-_uxD3H80

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Is this all because you’re all so late due to narcotics but are too ashamed to admit it? #justsaying ??

Don't you start!

Ha ha. Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

I will kick you out too!

I’ll consider myself told. Ha ha

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time "

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are at 101. Knew I could count on you guys and girls.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Jizzy whack out the drink

right....I have....

Spiced Rum....more Spiced Rum....More Spiced Rum

Vodka....Mango Vodka...Cherry Vodka...Vanilla Vodka

Seville Orange Gin

Hazelnut Liquor

Salted Caramel liquor...

...beer, cider....oh and SHOTS....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

The on drug is a natural one.... adrenaline !

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X "

I know right, I was thinking of going on Britain's got talent.

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Jizzy whack out the drink

right....I have....

Spiced Rum....more Spiced Rum....More Spiced Rum

Vodka....Mango Vodka...Cherry Vodka...Vanilla Vodka

Seville Orange Gin

Hazelnut Liquor

Salted Caramel liquor...

...beer, cider....oh and SHOTS...."

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time "

#SKILLS

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X

I know right, I was thinking of going on Britain's got talent."

Do it! That would give me an actual reason to watch it then. Plus I could record it to watch it back over and over again. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X

I know right, I was thinking of going on Britain's got talent."

Hahaha. You would get the golden buzzer!

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Sshhhh you. You’re getting put in a cage. Ha ha "

don't remind her of the cage man...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jizzy whack out the drink

right....I have....

Spiced Rum....more Spiced Rum....More Spiced Rum

Vodka....Mango Vodka...Cherry Vodka...Vanilla Vodka

Seville Orange Gin

Hazelnut Liquor

Salted Caramel liquor...

...beer, cider....oh and SHOTS...."

Regular vodka please Jizzy and some Yorkshire puddings if you have any

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X

I know right, I was thinking of going on Britain's got talent.

Do it! That would give me an actual reason to watch it then. Plus I could record it to watch it back over and over again. Lol "

I have a feeling the only judge that would like it would be David

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jizzy whack out the drink

right....I have....

Spiced Rum....more Spiced Rum....More Spiced Rum

Vodka....Mango Vodka...Cherry Vodka...Vanilla Vodka

Seville Orange Gin

Hazelnut Liquor

Salted Caramel liquor...

...beer, cider....oh and SHOTS....

Regular vodka please Jizzy and some Yorkshire puddings if you have any

Ohh Yorkshire pud!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X

I know right, I was thinking of going on Britain's got talent."
twister and wank you should be in the circus

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X

I know right, I was thinking of going on Britain's got talent.

Hahaha. You would get the golden buzzer! "

.... from David

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Jizzy whack out the drink

right....I have....

Spiced Rum....more Spiced Rum....More Spiced Rum

Vodka....Mango Vodka...Cherry Vodka...Vanilla Vodka

Seville Orange Gin

Hazelnut Liquor

Salted Caramel liquor...

...beer, cider....oh and SHOTS....

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!"

Tequila all around... .DOWN THE HATCH.....round the track like a train.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X

I know right, I was thinking of going on Britain's got talent.

Hahaha. You would get the golden buzzer!

.... from David "

Yep probably.

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Sshhhh you. You’re getting put in a cage. Ha ha

don't remind her of the cage man..."

Sorry. The image is too good to not remind her.

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X

I know right, I was thinking of going on Britain's got talent.

Do it! That would give me an actual reason to watch it then. Plus I could record it to watch it back over and over again. Lol

I have a feeling the only judge that would like it would be David "

Pretty sure ant would be quite interested. Ha ha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jizzy whack out the drink

right....I have....

Spiced Rum....more Spiced Rum....More Spiced Rum

Vodka....Mango Vodka...Cherry Vodka...Vanilla Vodka

Seville Orange Gin

Hazelnut Liquor

Salted Caramel liquor...

...beer, cider....oh and SHOTS....

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

Tequila all around... .DOWN THE HATCH.....round the track like a train.....

Only if you add archers to it

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Jizzy whack out the drink

right....I have....

Spiced Rum....more Spiced Rum....More Spiced Rum

Vodka....Mango Vodka...Cherry Vodka...Vanilla Vodka

Seville Orange Gin

Hazelnut Liquor

Salted Caramel liquor...

...beer, cider....oh and SHOTS....

Regular vodka please Jizzy and some Yorkshire puddings if you have any

whipping up a mix as we speak....

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Sshhhh you. You’re getting put in a cage. Ha ha

don't remind her of the cage man..."

It could be worse, I could tie you to the bed again

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Jizzy whack out the drink

right....I have....

Spiced Rum....more Spiced Rum....More Spiced Rum

Vodka....Mango Vodka...Cherry Vodka...Vanilla Vodka

Seville Orange Gin

Hazelnut Liquor

Salted Caramel liquor...

...beer, cider....oh and SHOTS....

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

Tequila all around... .DOWN THE HATCH.....round the track like a train.....

Only if you add archers to it

sssshhhh yours is just vodka Spurs...don't tell the others

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Sshhhh you. You’re getting put in a cage. Ha ha

don't remind her of the cage man...

It could be worse, I could tie you to the bed again

we live in a free world...I should be a free man.....Justice for Jizzy......

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Sshhhh you. You’re getting put in a cage. Ha ha

don't remind her of the cage man...

It could be worse, I could tie you to the bed again

we live in a free world...I should be a free man.....Justice for Jizzy......

You are free, free to be my sex slave

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"....

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

Tequila all around... .DOWN THE HATCH.....round the track like a train.....

Only if you add archers to it

sssshhhh yours is just vodka Spurs...don't tell the others

Mwah and an extra for the Yorkshires

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Sshhhh you. You’re getting put in a cage. Ha ha

don't remind her of the cage man...

It could be worse, I could tie you to the bed again

we live in a free world...I should be a free man.....Justice for Jizzy......

You are free, free to be my sex slave

...hhmmmmmmm....does that technically class as free....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Sshhhh you. You’re getting put in a cage. Ha ha

don't remind her of the cage man...

It could be worse, I could tie you to the bed again

we live in a free world...I should be a free man.....Justice for Jizzy......

You are free, free to be my sex slave

...hhmmmmmmm....does that technically class as free....

Haha .... don’t think so

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Sshhhh you. You’re getting put in a cage. Ha ha

don't remind her of the cage man...

It could be worse, I could tie you to the bed again

we live in a free world...I should be a free man.....Justice for Jizzy......

You are free, free to be my sex slave

...hhmmmmmmm....does that technically class as free....

Of course it does.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

. Get back in your cage!

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

Basically do as you are told and enjoy it.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

How’s the Yorkshires doing.... damn hungry now

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

Only the cafe owner can answer that

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"....

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

Tequila all around... .DOWN THE HATCH.....round the track like a train.....

Only if you add archers to it

sssshhhh yours is just vodka Spurs...don't tell the others

Mwah and an extra for the Yorkshires

Yorkshires are in the over.....I have some beef....and also ice cream if you want to let the cool....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"....

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

Tequila all around... .DOWN THE HATCH.....round the track like a train.....

Only if you add archers to it

sssshhhh yours is just vodka Spurs...don't tell the others

Mwah and an extra for the Yorkshires

Yorkshires are in the over.....I have some beef....and also ice cream if you want to let the cool....

You know me so well

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

Only the cafe owner can answer that "

is the owner in bed.....dann it...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

Only the cafe owner can answer that

is the owner in bed.....dann it...

Oops cage owner

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

Only the cafe owner can answer that

is the owner in bed.....dann it...

Oops cage owner

I wondered where a cafe came into it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

Only the cafe owner can answer that

is the owner in bed.....dann it...

Oops cage owner

I wondered where a cafe came into it

Yorkshires on the brain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So the Op says first one to 175 wins! I'm gonna beat you all!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"So the Op says first one to 175 wins! I'm gonna beat you all! "

I don’t care as long as Jizzy lets me have the Yorkshires

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"So the Op says first one to 175 wins! I'm gonna beat you all!

I don’t care as long as Jizzy lets me have the Yorkshires

Yorkshires are done....on the side, right choose your filling.....

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

Only the cafe owner can answer that

is the owner in bed.....dann it...

Oops cage owner

I wondered where a cafe came into it

is this not Shags Cafe we have stumbled into.....

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

There's a country and western song called " tequila makes her clothes fall off" just a reminder when ya'll start doing shots

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"So the Op says first one to 175 wins! I'm gonna beat you all!

I don’t care as long as Jizzy lets me have the Yorkshires

Yorkshires are done....on the side, right choose your filling.....

Leave a couple to cool for dessert

I’ll go with chef’s choice for the filling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a country and western song called " tequila makes her clothes fall off" just a reminder when ya'll start doing shots

Hahaha.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

Only the cafe owner can answer that

is the owner in bed.....dann it...

Oops cage owner

I wondered where a cafe came into it

is this not Shags Cafe we have stumbled into.....

Shag lives with you

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"There's a country and western song called " tequila makes her clothes fall off" just a reminder when ya'll start doing shots

Dammit, that's where my clothes went

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X

I know right, I was thinking of going on Britain's got talent.

Do it! That would give me an actual reason to watch it then. Plus I could record it to watch it back over and over again. Lol

I have a feeling the only judge that would like it would be David

Pretty sure ant would be quite interested. Ha ha "

Now that's what I call a talent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X

I know right, I was thinking of going on Britain's got talent.

Do it! That would give me an actual reason to watch it then. Plus I could record it to watch it back over and over again. Lol

I have a feeling the only judge that would like it would be David

Pretty sure ant would be quite interested. Ha ha

Now that's what I call a talent

See its fun in here.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"There's a country and western song called " tequila makes her clothes fall off" just a reminder when ya'll start doing

shots

we've done one round of shots Mr Outlaw......time for another....????....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Hiding Yorkshires....

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

Only the cafe owner can answer that

is the owner in bed.....dann it...

Oops cage owner

I wondered where a cafe came into it

is this not Shags Cafe we have stumbled into.....

Shag lives with you

shit......are we in my house....I thought it was weird he had the same alcohol and cooker as me....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm getting mixed messages about my freedom.....any other help on where I stand......Will be very much appreciated....

Only the cafe owner can answer that

is the owner in bed.....dann it...

Oops cage owner

I wondered where a cafe came into it

is this not Shags Cafe we have stumbled into.....

Shag lives with you

shit......are we in my house....I thought it was weird he had the same alcohol and cooker as me....

Well I thought we were, that’s where you invited everyone

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"So the Op says first one to 175 wins! I'm gonna beat you all!

I don’t care as long as Jizzy lets me have the Yorkshires

Yorkshires are done....on the side, right choose your filling.....

Leave a couple to cool for dessert

I’ll go with chef’s choice for the filling

you can have my red rooster skinned mash....extra creamy and buttery with a tot of whole grain mustard mixed in...a little bit of beef....and a topping of Uncle Jizzy's secret family recipe gravy....YUMMY....

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Hiding Yorkshires....

now now share the yorkie puds Spurs.....else you will be getting the cage treatment....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"So the Op says first one to 175 wins! I'm gonna beat you all!

I don’t care as long as Jizzy lets me have the Yorkshires

Yorkshires are done....on the side, right choose your filling.....

Leave a couple to cool for dessert

I’ll go with chef’s choice for the filling

Just perfect

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Hiding Yorkshires....

now now share the yorkie puds Spurs.....else you will be getting the cage treatment....

Is that a promise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

15 more to go!

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

"I think this calls for a game of twister!

Have you finished the lady wank to be able to play twister?

I can twister and wank at the same time

Holy cow. You should go on record breakers with that talent. X

I know right, I was thinking of going on Britain's got talent.

Do it! That would give me an actual reason to watch it then. Plus I could record it to watch it back over and over again. Lol

I have a feeling the only judge that would like it would be David

Pretty sure ant would be quite interested. Ha ha

Now that's what I call a talent

See its fun in here.

So It is

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Hiding Yorkshires....

now now share the yorkie puds Spurs.....else you will be getting the cage treatment....

Is that a promise

yep.....I don't do empty threats....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Hiding Yorkshires....

now now share the yorkie puds Spurs.....else you will be getting the cage treatment....

Is that a promise

yep.....I don't do empty threats....

Swipes all the Yorkshires and runs ....

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Keeley has pa$$ed out.....

I have a permanent marker....

Lets doodle.....

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Hiding Yorkshires....

now now share the yorkie puds Spurs.....else you will be getting the cage treatment....

Is that a promise

yep.....I don't do empty threats....

Swipes all the Yorkshires and runs ....

Benny Hill theme tune begins to play.....

....the chase begins for the Yorkshires.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

You’ll end up in the cage !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keeley has pa$$ed out.....

I have a permanent marker....

Lets doodle.....

Ohhhh nooooo. I have a phobia!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Hiding Yorkshires....

now now share the yorkie puds Spurs.....else you will be getting the cage treatment....

Is that a promise

yep.....I don't do empty threats....

Swipes all the Yorkshires and runs ....

Benny Hill theme tune begins to play.....

....the chase begins for the Yorkshires.....

Haha

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

So close...

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D9I4nZx8UCs

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By *sandu2ukCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Done it. Yay

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Winner and Yorkshire pudding holder !

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