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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not seen one of these threads up for a while. So lets see what story we can come up with.
It was a wet and windy night... |
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She should never have had that second tin of baked beans ... |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
And now as it squelched down her leg she stood gazing out the windows while washing the pot |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Just hoping that the onion ring don't start repeating,
But it was worth it.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She smiled to her self before squelching over to the fridge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By now her wellies were overflowing....she knew drastic action was called for as she flung open the fridge door..... |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
Hunting maniacally for the loaf of bread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smearing it with garlic butter and making it nice and crispy to lure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So she could wipe her moist bum hole on a slice and make her unsuspecting husband a egg mayonnaise sandwich on the now brown bread that was white |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Suspecting something was a miss, he gave the sandwich to the dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suddenly she remembered she had to be up early for her shift in Gregg's sandwich factory... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
The poor dog rolled and whined. Running to the back door scrapping it and howling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where she fills the Greggs hot pocket pasties with her own brown chunky filling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Provided by the dog who could not get out of the door |
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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago
a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road |
Whilst robert mugabe was sitting in the corner getting high on wasbi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whilst robert mugabe was sitting in the corner getting high on wasbi"
Princess Anne was donning her leather outfit cracking her whip |
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And Prince Charles smiled gratefully, silently thankful that Camilla was tending to the horses. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"And Prince Charles smiled gratefully, silently thankful that Camilla was tending to the horses."
Before they all sat down to eat some duck and..... |
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"And Prince Charles smiled gratefully, silently thankful that Camilla was tending to the horses.
Before they all sat down to eat some duck and....."
Suddenly in burst 6959ste announcing it is a wet and windy night! |
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He was shocked to discover that nobody was interested in the weather. |
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"He was shocked to discover that nobody was interested in the weather."
He was more interested in the wetness he desired in the bedroom ... Not outside |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
Oh I want the truth to be said |
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Princess Anne said she had a roll of roof felt in the car and some nails so she could fix the leaking bedroom roof. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But after riding horses all day her thighs and bottom were very sore, so she phoned Bob the builder to see if he could fix it.. |
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He was busy with DIY but Wendy said she could pop round |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wendy was very welcome to come round as she had a wonderful wand.. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Wendy was very welcome to come round as she had a wonderful wand.."
The wand was soo magic it could even fix.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 24/09/19 19:19:57]"
Is never going to happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brexit"
But alas the wand broke one night as Wendy in an act of passion... |
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"[Removed by poster at 24/09/19 19:19:57]
Is never going to happen"
as the power went out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And it was jolly dark |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"And it was jolly dark " So dark that it's time to build a log fire and sing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Birdie Song |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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meanwhile, at No33, an orgy was taking place involving Mrs Nunes, 4 Arab gentleman in traditional dress, a German Shepherd and... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The roly polys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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are so big |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That the little mice were frightened |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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by the thud of heavy feet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that Mrs Nunes felt like a dung beetle, pushing a giant ball of shit up a steep hill... with the ball of shit becoming larger with every step.... how hard can it be too get double-anal and a good Arabic Kebab? |
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Mrs Nunes mumbled to herself "Sysyphus never had to put up with this shit" as she rolled back down the hill and landed legs akimbo,anally impaled on an Arab erection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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his erection thus spouted crude oil at 15cents a barrel less than iraq jumping jehoshaphat its armagedon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Blissfully unaware of the armagedon the iraqi goat herders continued smoking their opium pipes while their goats... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Until they were hungry then carried on munching grass |
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Mrs Nunes squirted so much the opium pipes were extinguished and the goat herders had to look for alternative entertainment |
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But the grass was green and down the road was Mary. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
And her little lamb... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That fell prey to the rather stoned goat herders who had the munchies and wanted a lamb keebab.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Proper chips not those french fries efforts |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
And proper Heinz tomato sauce, not Tesco special.. |
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Tesco sauce was off the menu so the server offered his own special sauce |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Which was much more creamy.. |
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And contained much more protein. |
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Which played havoc with his genital warts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But he actually quite liked the discomfort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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of wearing underwear dipped in treacle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And standing in front of a fire feeling it melt.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and bringing some toast along to collect the residue |
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Treacle residue and man made fibres caused even more friction |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"...and chafing"
What shall we do about the chafing they said I know we will buy some...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have cream for that |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"i have cream for that " Cream that eases
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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eases like a Sunday morning |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"eases like a Sunday morning " Sunday a day of rest.... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"eases like a Sunday morning Sunday a day of rest...."
But not for the wicked.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"eases like a Sunday morning Sunday a day of rest....
But not for the wicked.... " So tonight we will wear our best.......... They said |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"eases like a Sunday morning Sunday a day of rest....
But not for the wicked.... So tonight we will wear our best.......... They said"
Knickers and we will go.. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"eases like a Sunday morning Sunday a day of rest....
But not for the wicked.... So tonight we will wear our best.......... They said
Knickers and we will go.."
Looking for witches in the... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"eases like a Sunday morning Sunday a day of rest....
But not for the wicked.... So tonight we will wear our best.......... They said
Knickers and we will go..
Looking for witches in the..."
Supermarket,whilst we are...
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Shopping for soothing anti-chafing cream |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
But there was no anti chafing cream, so we bought.. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Lard"
Which didn't work so we tried
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The lard was hard and broke into shards |
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"Lard
Which didn't work so we tried
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WD40 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which worked a treat as a lubricant but.. |
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"Made my nuts corrode"
And my radiator dribble..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My knob is stiff " door knob i hope
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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heatings not needed |
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But as naturists the heating was on much earlier than in a clothed home. |
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"But as naturists the heating was on much earlier than in a clothed home."
And we are so happy to be home, that dogging site was a..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Derelict pikey site.. |
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"Derelict pikey site.."
Cow pats everywhere.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That left a pungent odour that the doggers did not like.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i put clean socks on this morning |
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"That left a pungent odour that the doggers did not like.."
But they put up with it as they weren’t ones to complain. Oh no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Derelict pikey site..
Cow pats everywhere...." omg in sainsburys |
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"Derelict pikey site..
Cow pats everywhere....omg in sainsburys "
That's why I'm a Lidl type of gal......check out the veg counter you should see the size of those....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mouth watering melons,they are.. |
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"Mouth watering melons,they are.."
Round, firm, luscious, and tasty. Just like... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You've always dreamed of but.. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Wait a minute..there's a .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whole lot of shaking going on.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And wiggle it,just a little bit.. |
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It’s a no from all three judges. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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But wait..I have other talents.... |
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"But wait..I have other talents...."
What can you do with a cornflake box and a yard of sticky backed plastic? |
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"But wait..I have other talents....
What can you do with a cornflake box and a yard of sticky backed plastic?"
I would stick a cucumber...... |
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"Sideways "
In my bagette and .. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Smother it with special sauce" the special sauce was made of....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That could only be found after a long and enduring... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Following a hot, spicy curry |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Now I fancy a...." huge bowl of ice cream with...
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
...and a large glass of wine |
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"And peanuts"
Oh yes peanuts.....peanut butter with Marmite on crusty bread with..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bulls balls and Beetroot and a side order of.. |
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By *issButtonWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
Garlic bread but it’s a shame that... |
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My meet has cancelled I'll just have to.... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
See if I could find... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
They were in the area the other day, but now they have.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erectile dysfunction |
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The horse doctor prescribed pills for Shergar but Lucan took them and now refers to himself as Lord Tripod |
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By *issButtonWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
But the pills wore off too soon... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
So they decided to eat some
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Magic mushrooms.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Then started tripping |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Magic mushrooms.." Which made them see
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Huge wild bears ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having a picnic.. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Having a picnic.."
And collecting... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having a picnic..
And collecting..."
Heads as if they were from Borneo.. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Then suddenly one fine day
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
It was a wet and cold night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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in the gym so i wore pyjamas |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
With Superman on the front... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
But what was in the gusset... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hes gay i know but loves Bareback webbing |
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With a Velcro rip-cord for ease of access. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a barebacking parachuting spiderman |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Who would meet a person like this?.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would meet a person like this?...." superman |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Who would meet a person like this?....superman "
Or a magic witch with a big.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would meet a person like this?....superman
Or a magic witch with a big...." floppy stick........ yes can see it |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Drink this said the witch... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
You will be under my spell and... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"You will be under my spell and..."
Turn into a whistleandflute with no ears.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"And no..."
Balls..... Then along came... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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who will be obeyed cant agree on what colour to wear |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The Cadbury’s Caramel Bunny " Who melted near the open fire oooh I say said the....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fire wasnt on |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The Cadbury’s Caramel Bunny Who melted near the open fire oooh I say said the...." huge Elephant in the corner The End.
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