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By *lynJMan 2 days ago
Morden |
"Wonko in the fantasy forum with an 18" double ended dildo
Are you certain, that it was 18" did you measure? How can you be sure it was Wonko? Could be a setup. Might have been you?  "
And did they use the back passage to get to the ballroom? |
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Being a fan of Miss Marple, I’d like to think I could solve the murder. The reality is nothing like that, so I’m probably best placed to be the victim.
I hope you’ve wiped the dildo for prints as well as wiped it for other things  |
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"Being a fan of Miss Marple, I’d like to think I could solve the murder. The reality is nothing like that, so I’m probably best placed to be the victim.
I hope you’ve wiped the dildo for prints as well as wiped it for other things "
Loved the Theme Music to that show (Joan Hickson) series. |
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"Given my old single profile name, I’d have to be Miss Scarlett.
Scarlett is akin to the color of blood. And why is there a candlestick in your bag?
People keep giving me them for Christmas 🤐"
This is definitely looking like a candle stick job! Your odds on being the who dunnit.... 1/1000000 |
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"I have too innocent a face for anyone to think I’d done it
Pass me the revolver
With a silencer? ..... You're who dunnit aren't you? 
Shhhh don’t tell everyone "
I've got no proof yet. I'll need to give you a strip search and try and find any evidence. |
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"I'll be the reasonably sized boobed comic relief  "
... know let me just intervene for a moment. Nothing reasonable about those assets. You could have smothered someone o death! You could be who dunnit?! |
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"I have too innocent a face for anyone to think I’d done it
Pass me the revolver
If I've learned anything in life, the quiet, shy innocent type are thw wildest of all.  "
Mmmm, Red Herring. You're not the cluedo culprit. |
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And did they use the back passage to get to the ballroom?
So you're the double entendre Detective.
I'm also on the lookout for innuendo!"
Been looking myself for that boardgame, not found it yet. |
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