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My mate fancies you... Horn edition
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If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message ANONYMOUSLY on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
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"I dunno do you say in?" It's confusing isn't it? | |||
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"I dunno do you say in? It's confusing isn't it?" Yeah if you’re in, I’ll go in. | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"?" You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum  | |||
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I’ll join in.  | |||
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"I dunno do you say in?" How deep do you like it?? | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"? You have to say Willy's ass is the best on the forum " | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"? You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum "I would anyway so what’s new? | |||
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"I dunno do you say in? How deep do you like it?? " As far as you want it?  | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"?" "You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum "Must. Resist. Saying. Something about being ‘in’ Midnight’s magnificent ass.  | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"? You have to say Willy's ass is the best on the forum "No we all know its eclipsed by K from BP | |||
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 this is turning into a different kinda party  | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "I’ve said that before. | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"? You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum
Must. Resist. Saying. Something about being ‘in’ Midnight’s magnificent ass. " oh i barely noticed | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "And meeeee | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "In that case out. But I’m going to watch | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "There’s other women in here!!!!! | |||
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"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum
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"Do you have to say "in"?" Are you in yet ??  | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "Newcat and I are here too. Guess we are surplus to requirements. | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "Was at one and somehow still got a woman. I’m still figuring that one out. | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party
And meeeee"Oh yasss new fodder .. Wait new women, new women, not new fodder | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party
There’s other women in here!!!!!"Shit. Stand up guys and look Normal.  | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party
Newcat and I are here too. Guess we are surplus to requirements."No.. don’t go | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party
In that case out. But I’m going to watch "Oh shit sorry, i skimmed the list  | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party
There’s other women in here!!!!!
Shit. Stand up guys and look Normal. "Can do first part. | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party
Newcat and I are here too. Guess we are surplus to requirements."Oh fuck this is going tits up!! Where is Poshie! | |||
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"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum
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Breading "What's breading? Should I know this? 
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"I haven't played a forum game in ages. I'll give it a whirl. " Thank fuck
I have so many things I want to tell you I want to do to you | |||
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"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum
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And that they’d give anything* to be be the first to hold her new bionic hips and give her a good seeing-to.
(*Anything within reason. Let’s not be too hasty here.)
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"Feel free to use me as postie as well guys " oh are we only allowed to use you for that | |||
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"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum
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What's breading? Should I know this?
J"It's a knead to know basis | |||
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"Feel free to use me as postie as well guys oh are we only allowed to use you for that "Use me for anything | |||
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"It's a knead to know basis "Okay, that was good. | |||
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"M E S S A G E Midnight…. Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!!" Yaaassss... I'm thinking 1 to 10 | |||
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"It's a knead to know basis
Okay, that was good. "I used my loaf | |||
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"M E S S A G E Midnight…. Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!!" Omg. I understood that ‘message’ reference. | |||
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"M E S S A G E Midnight…. Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!! Yaaassss... I'm thinking 1 to 10 "11 Doh! | |||
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"I used my loaf "Don’t push it …  | |||
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"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum
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It's a knead to know basis "Boooooooooooooooooo *throws tomato* | |||
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"M E S S A G E Midnight…. Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!! Yaaassss... I'm thinking 1 to 10 "No blowjob. | |||
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"I used my loaf
Don’t push it … "Oh don't be do crusty | |||
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RTM you defo wanna guess this one  | |||
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"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party
In that case out. But I’m going to watch "still in
Also happy to play postie to the sausage party. | |||
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"M E S S A G E Midnight…. Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!! Omg. I understood that ‘message’ reference. " | |||
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"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum
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Breading
What's breading? Should I know this?
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It's a knead to know basis
Boooooooooooooooooo
*throws tomato*"*catches tomato , thanks that'll go with the cheese for my roll | |||
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"Good fun. I’m out. "Aww don't go | |||
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"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum
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What's breading? Should I know this?
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Tell that Midnight woman she can go tits up with me anytime. | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"? You have to say Willy's ass is the best on the forum
No we all know its eclipsed by K from BP "That fat arse would have eclipsed most of us. I'm in | |||
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"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum
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Breading
What's breading? Should I know this?
J*Hovis enters the chat* "Hovis.. my favourite bread, especially seeded | |||
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"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum
J"Midnight's ass is phenomenal. | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"? You have to say Willy's ass is the best on the forum
No we all know its eclipsed by K from BP
That fat arse would have eclipsed most of us.
I'm in "If he’s in, I will too. | |||
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"M E S S A G E Midnight…. Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!! Omg. I understood that ‘message’ reference.
"Be honest, Jorja Smith, did you understand it too? | |||
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"Actually I’m out. I’m gonna watch a film "I’ll send the smut to you directly | |||
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Fucking hellllllllllll | |||
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"RTM you defo wanna guess this one "I’m not daft enough to take a guess. If I get it wrong I’ll be the one who ends up feeling the sting of that belt! | |||
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It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.
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"RTM you defo wanna guess this one
I’m not daft enough to take a guess. If I get it wrong I’ll be the one who ends up feeling the sting of that belt! "Oh look... Not just a pretty face | |||
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"Tryingitout19, one of my drop dead gawjus m8s just messaged me. She said she would love to have that tie around her wrists and let you try it out on her.
Fucking hellllllllllll "Well that sounds like fun | |||
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"Why is everyone suddenly out?
It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.
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"I have a message from a gorgeous lady for Mr Pickles... ...I want to roll him up in a giant puff pastry and feast on him for days " so fucking in. | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"? You have to say Willy's ass is the best on the forum
No we all know its eclipsed by K from BP
That fat arse would have eclipsed most of us.
I'm in
If he’s in, I will too."Ragnar, if you're in, I'm in | |||
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"Can I join in?" I think you just did. | |||
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"Why is everyone suddenly out?
It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.
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I think it's because i totally fucked up the thread "Nobody is leaving because of you. They’re leaving because they don’t want to send messages to people they don’t fancy | |||
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"I have a message from a gorgeous lady for Mr Pickles... ...I want to roll him up in a giant puff pastry and feast on him for days
so fucking in. "Would you like some ketchup?? | |||
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"Why is everyone suddenly out?
It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.
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I think it's because i totally fucked up the thread
Nobody is leaving because of you. They’re leaving because they don’t want to send messages to people they don’t fancy " | |||
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"Incoming for brattybeau from a proper lovely fella. Please will you tell brattybeau that although pickles are sour, I’m a sweet boy really." | |||
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"Tryingitout19, one of my drop dead gawjus m8s just messaged me. She said she would love to have that tie around her wrists and let you try it out on her.
Fucking hellllllllllll
Well that sounds like fun " | |||
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"I have a message from a gorgeous lady for Mr Pickles... ...I want to roll him up in a giant puff pastry and feast on him for days
so fucking in.
Would you like some ketchup?? "Ketchup would ruin me but take me how you like | |||
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"Sliding in "Tryna slide in you | |||
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"I feel optimistic. In " Wait right there | |||
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"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum
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It's a knead to know basis "*doffs cap* J | |||
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"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum
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It's a knead to know basis
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"Sensualbicock I have a message from a fine piece of ass... ...that lovely gent can be my top guy any day of the week "Top! I see what they did there | |||
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"Why is everyone suddenly out?
It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.
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I think it's because i totally fucked up the thread "No it was more like a private party and I didn't want to intrude or be a wallflower x | |||
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"Wow now we're ramping up... ... Listen up Frida, I've got a sex god in my box with a special message for you, to say please tell Frida that she’s fucking gorgeous, I want go for a walk with her, and also I really want her to ride my penis. "What you want me walk up a mountain and then ride your penis!!! | |||
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"Wow now we're ramping up... ... Listen up Frida, I've got a sex god in my box with a special message for you, to say please tell Frida that she’s fucking gorgeous, I want go for a walk with her, and also I really want her to ride my penis.
What you want me walk up a mountain and then ride your penis!!! "that is exactly what I want. | |||
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"Why is everyone suddenly out?
It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.
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I think it's because i totally fucked up the thread
No it was more like a private party and I didn't want to intrude or be a wallflower x"I was gonna send you an invite to watch a new boing video I shot | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"? You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum "Well I’m in…. But my ass is better than yours | |||
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 and if you could grapevine your way in her direction she would be most grateful!
Phewwwwww | |||
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"Wow now we're ramping up... ... Listen up Frida, I've got a sex god in my box with a special message for you, to say please tell Frida that she’s fucking gorgeous, I want go for a walk with her, and also I really want her to ride my penis.
What you want me walk up a mountain and then ride your penis!!! that is exactly what I want. "I better start working out in that case | |||
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"Wow now we're ramping up... ... Listen up Frida, I've got a sex god in my box with a special message for you, to say please tell Frida that she’s fucking gorgeous, I want go for a walk with her, and also I really want her to ride my penis.
What you want me walk up a mountain and then ride your penis!!! that is exactly what I want.
I better start working out in that case "I have a GREAT idea! | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"? You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum
Well I’m in….
But my ass is better than yours "Shut up and sit on my face | |||
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"Do you have to say "in"? You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum
Well I’m in….
But my ass is better than yours
Shut up and sit on my face "Oi! That’s my line | |||
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"Another hottie in my in-box for Cede.... Cede this gorgeous hunk would like to rip a hole in those fishnets and slide right into you In their defence, they can’t help it. The new pic is quite an inspiration. I think we are all hot under the collar! Phewy "Anytime
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"M E S S A G E Julie and Beef my beautiful friend would like you to know this isn’t her first rodeo and if you could grapevine your way in her direction she would be most grateful!
Phewwwwww "Oh my! Does grapevining require co-ordination though
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"Do you have to say "in"? You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum
Well I’m in….
But my ass is better than yours "Must check in interests of fairness | |||
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"Shit we've been moved to the games forum "Yeah it completely confused me - I had to ask the Oracle where the thread has gone | |||
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"Shit we've been moved to the games forum "Why do they always do this?? | |||
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"A message for Veronica from my hot mate… I want to see you again. And this time I want to feel your lips against mine, right before I feel them wrapped tightly around my cock. " I guess we have a date | |||
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"Shit we've been moved to the games forum
Why do they always do this??"They don’t wanna see us win | |||
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"Shit we've been moved to the games forum
Why do they always do this??
They don’t wanna see us win"A messaging service is not a game! | |||
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Beautiful postie, would you message Cede. Her bum looks fantastic - I wanna bite!
I think you will like a lot ! | |||
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"Shit we've been moved to the games forum
Why do they always do this??
They don’t wanna see us win
A messaging service is not a game!"I know you understood my DJ Khaled reference bro. Nice try. You can’t fool me. I’m familiar with your game. | |||
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"Victoria, my friend has a gift for you and he can’t wait to give it to you! " By Victoria I mean Veronica! Sorry for the unfortunate autocorrect | |||
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"I'll jump in for the end "Can I eat your arse? | |||
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A beautiful mate has asked me to please tell you, that you are gorgeous, sexy and their* favourite sunflower.
*anonymous .. Yeah right | |||
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"Shit we've been moved to the games forum
Why do they always do this??
They don’t wanna see us win
A messaging service is not a game!
I know you understood my DJ Khaled reference bro. Nice try. You can’t fool me. I’m familiar with your game. "Who's DJ Khaled? | |||
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"I'll jump in for the end
Can I eat your arse?"Didn’t even ask a mate to say it haha | |||
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"Another one for gorgeous Cede
A beautiful mate has asked me to please tell you, that you are gorgeous, sexy and their* favourite sunflower.
*anonymous .. Yeah right "I've no idea who could have sent this | |||
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"Oooh Willy Idol by scorcher of a mate wants you know: He needs get his act together if he wants a hole in one with this birdie!! Get on it man!! " Bare with me, Julie x | |||
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"I'll jump in for the end
Can I eat your arse?"Of course Stephen | |||
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"Another one for gorgeous Cede
A beautiful mate has asked me to please tell you, that you are gorgeous, sexy and their* favourite sunflower.
*anonymous .. Yeah right
I've no idea who could have sent this ".. Is exactly what i said | |||
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"Oooh Willy Idol by scorcher of a mate wants you know: He needs get his act together if he wants a hole in one with this birdie!! Get on it man!! Bare with me, Julie x" That is not in the spirit of this game Willy. Fucksake. J | |||
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"Now listen up Ragnar73 my incredibly stunning friend has let it be known to me. That she would love to run her fingers over your chest and then slowly go down. Well I'm not sure how you could refuse such an offer "I couldn’t. I’m a man of weakness when faced with such temptation | |||
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"I'll jump in for the end
Can I eat your arse?
Didn’t even ask a mate to say it haha"Cut out the middle man | |||
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"I'll jump in for the end
Can I eat your arse?
Of course Stephen "When you call me Stephen I literally want to take you to bed IMMEDIATELY. | |||
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"Shit we've been moved to the games forum
Why do they always do this??
They don’t wanna see us win
A messaging service is not a game!
I know you understood my DJ Khaled reference bro. Nice try. You can’t fool me. I’m familiar with your game.
Who's DJ Khaled?"Hope the block was worth it x | |||
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"Fuck listen up GOODboy, this is for you!! This super sexy hottie wants you to let her grind into those thighs until they give out - pretty please Fuck man, do it "The reply is……..He’ll YES! x | |||
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"Oooh Willy Idol by scorcher of a mate wants you know: He needs get his act together if he wants a hole in one with this birdie!! Get on it man!! Bare with me, Julie x That is not in the spirit of this game Willy. Fucksake. J" Busted!! | |||
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"Oooh Willy Idol by scorcher of a mate wants you know: He needs get his act together if he wants a hole in one with this birdie!! Get on it man!! Bare with me, Julie x That is not in the spirit of this game Willy. Fucksake. J" I never told - scouts honour!! | |||
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"Well you might be a late arrival, but buckle up Em, I've got a raunchy incoming message for you from a really sexy mate... Please can you tell Em I’d love to bury my face between her cheeks and eat her like a death row meal
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"Fuck listen up GOODboy, this is for you!! This super sexy hottie wants you to let her grind into those thighs until they give out - pretty please Fuck man, do it
The reply is……..He’ll YES! x"*Hell yes - even! | |||
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"A burning envelope has arrived from a stunning bombshell addressed to Willy Idol: I want him out of that suit and into something more comfortable - like my bed" Coorrrr this bed sounds enticing | |||
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"I tried and failed to escape! My Gawjuss friend says Message... Please can you let midnight know. I think you really need me to sit on your face. Grab my ass and pull me closer." thank you Tess.. This sounds promising! | |||
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"I'll jump in for the end
Can I eat your arse?
Of course Stephen
When you call me Stephen I literally want to take you to bed IMMEDIATELY. "I've been ready | |||
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"Message for the gorgeous, Pickles... This bombshell says hopefully you'll Pick'nic' me someday soon "I’ll eat you whenever you want | |||
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"Victoria, my friend has a gift for you and he can’t wait to give it to you! By Victoria I mean Veronica! Sorry for the unfortunate autocorrect " you ruined it | |||
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"My friend Cede is too shy so if you've sent her a message please let her know! One of them was me by the way
Jx"You want to eat your friend out | |||
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"Midnight, I have a delightful hottie calling wanting me to ask if being in the 1% club means that you'll actually get to kiss next time.... I would "Oh i need to ponder this!! | |||
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"My friend Cede is too shy so if you've sent her a message please let her know! One of them was me by the way
Jx
You want to eat your friend out "Ummm. Well. Yes. But that wasn't my message | |||
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"Message for the gorgeous, Pickles... This bombshell says hopefully you'll Pick'nic' me someday soon
I’ll eat you whenever you want "I'll pass on the message to Mobilebottom | |||
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