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Under starter's orders No3...BANG and they're off!...
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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Tonights contest is a trecherous 5 mile race across snow, ice and slopes. A large Haddock awaits the victor. You're contestants:
Flipper - the penguin
Sammy - the sealion
Percy - the polar bear
As ever cheating is encouraged and there are no rules. Pick your winner.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Percy is killed by the bullet from the starting gun.
Penguin for the win"
Blank round, no fatality. Percy is off and racing having mauled the starter and got a mouthful of arm. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Percy is killed by the bullet from the starting gun.
Penguin for the win
Percy wears armour like the one in the Golden Compass, the bullet bounces off and he and eats the penguin for a snack!  "
No Flipper survives being eaten as Percy has just chomped the starters arm. He's full, for now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Percy should win but you never know with cheating involved "
Each contender has been picked for their dispicable cheating abilities. It's anyones Haddock! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"A rogue seagull swoops down and steals the haddock leaving the competitors to starve to death "
This being a professional race, the Haddock has been replaced and the seagull is now a wanted bird with a bounty on its beak! |
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