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Ruin a 1st Date with just 4 words…
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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Welcome to Jurassic park
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I sharted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here’s my Sky remote… |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
What's this trans bollocks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think we’re related. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let’s do jaeger bombs |
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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"I think we’re related. "
Cheque please lol  |
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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Jeffery Dahmer was innocent 
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want your sister |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your mum was better |
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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"Lend us a tenner.
The mr "
Haha good 1 |
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By *oding1Man
over a year ago
marlow |
Loads of good ones
Made me laugh and stole all my answers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me or you paying ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice Try Now Goodbye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've shagged your dad |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
Really you wear glasses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You’re fatter in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I shagged your mum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you do anal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have genital aplasia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sheep are soooooo arousing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's do bum stuff |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"No sex before marriage!"
Some will see that as a challenge. Or more exciting. I don't think it will ruin as many dates as you might think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My jiz tastes funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mind my cystitis love. |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Shit on me daddy.
I actualy shuddeed writing that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want a refund |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
Are you int clique |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Shit on me daddy.
I actualy shuddeed writing that."
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By *aveonMan
over a year ago
Dartford |
Nothing like your picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No it's not contagious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I see dead people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gaffer tape
Wheelie bin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you like bareback  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I move in? |
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"Do you like jazz?"
Similar..
Do you like jizz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will you
Marry me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Booked our wedding venue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloody hell your fat |
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"Can my husband watch?"
that's a perfect first date  |
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These are ruthless from 1st message to present, but bet it still wouldn't put one or two bolting for the door haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you afford maintenance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got 8 kids "
I want 8 kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's go Morris dancing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's go Morris dancing"
I love Morris dancing |
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By *elboy1957Man
over a year ago
Weston-super-Mare |
"The earth is flat "
let's lay down and see if it spins
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Many film quotes starting with.....
"I am your father"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's go Morris dancing
I love Morris dancing "
Why do Morris dancers wear bells? So they can annoy blind people as well
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"Let’s do jaeger bombs"
Damn this explains where I went wrong! Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ever seen a micropenis? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe order the salad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've stalked you online |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seen better,done worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanna go halves on a bastard? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look at my tag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How bad are we allowed to be on here? I've got a seriously sick one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How bad are we allowed to be on here? I've got a seriously sick one "
Go for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm actually Jon Venebles"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm actually Jon Venebles"
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That wouldn't put me off..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's prolapse and chill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 20/04/23 17:52:39] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m pregnant, it’s yours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get in the van |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 20/04/23 17:52:39]"
Do you like scat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Swollen oozing piles. Thoughts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What happened your face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh great..another munter |
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Nothings gonna happen (that was a great meet ) |
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"You on a diet ."
Haha this actually happened to me. Needless to say I swiftly left and not ashamed to say, cried a little to Uber driver |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That wasn’t a fart |
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"That wasn’t a fart"
Is that your breath?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like intercourse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put this bag on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You on a diet .
Haha this actually happened to me. Needless to say I swiftly left and not ashamed to say, cried a little to Uber driver "
That’s so mean  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here, sniff this cloth |
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"You on a diet .
Haha this actually happened to me. Needless to say I swiftly left and not ashamed to say, cried a little to Uber driver
That’s so mean "
It was terrible experience. Put me off Fab for a while, to be honest. Since then I would never have a dinner date as a social. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your mum is very fuckable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cool, wanna compare warts |
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"I think I sharted."
If that's a full MOT check up & taking PrEP then not a bad thing
Rather someone was going to a clinic for regular check ups! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Home early, on curfew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's your sister's number? |
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