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"Happy New Year all. If you are going to Pass atleast make it hilarious. " Fuck | |||
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"Kiss and fuck. X" Kiss XX | |||
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"Kiss and fuck. X Kiss XX " Can’t fuck you without kissing you xx | |||
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"Kiss and fuck. X Kiss XX Can’t fuck you without kissing you xx" Sprained my clit sorry hun | |||
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"Kiss and fuck. X Kiss XX Can’t fuck you without kissing you xx Sprained my clit sorry hun " | |||
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"Pass so I can rewind to Aquaman to suck his cock " Fuck | |||
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"Kiss " Fuck | |||
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"Kiss Fuck" Pass I’ve got older bras | |||
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"Kiss Fuck Pass I’ve got older bras " Kiss and a drink and maybe some new bra shopping...... The next morning | |||
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"Pass so I can rewind to Aquaman to suck his cock " please do | |||
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"Kiss" Kiss suck and fuck mmmm | |||
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"This is like finding a parking space in a supermarket before Christmas.. Every time we find something to suck, fuck or lick a man slips into the gap." Haha | |||
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"This is like finding a parking space in a supermarket before Christmas.. Every time we find something to suck, fuck or lick a man slips into the gap." I’d do anything she asked me to | |||
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"Beer " Fuck | |||
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"This is like finding a parking space in a supermarket before Christmas.. Every time we find something to suck, fuck or lick a man slips into the gap. I’d do anything she asked me to " She says she will put a cock ring on you and tie it to the shopping trollies with a chain. You will be naked and knitting a scarf waiting whilst she does the shopping? | |||
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"I need a drink " pass, nut alergy | |||
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"I need a drink pass, nut alergy " Fuck | |||
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"I need a drink pass, nut alergy " Definitely kiss and see where it goes. | |||
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"I need a drink pass, nut alergy Definitely kiss and see where it goes." Have to pass I'm afraid as I'm blue Da Ba dee da ba Di Sorry bud, just messing with you. I would say a game of pool instead | |||
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"Avoid. Sorry. Not sorry" Maybe a drink, as long as you promised to put some clothes on! | |||
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"Avoid. Sorry. Not sorry Maybe a drink, as long as you promised to put some clothes on! " Avoid sorry, username sounds like a wobbly table in a pub. | |||
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"Kiss" Flirt and kiss | |||
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"Kiss" Kiss Kimberley | |||
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"Kiss" Fuck then apologise hilariously | |||
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"Kiss it fuck it" Pass, sorry but I had a bad experience while wearing a waistcoat once.. fire brigade got involved and all the people pointing gave me ptsd | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/01/22 09:20:55]" Too late! We saw your limp effort I’ll have to pass after dislocating my clitoris climbing up Blackpool tower. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/01/22 09:20:55] Too late! We saw your limp effort I’ll have to pass after dislocating my clitoris climbing up Blackpool tower. " Kiss and see if we can lick that clitoris out of dislocation | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/01/22 09:20:55] Too late! We saw your limp effort I’ll have to pass after dislocating my clitoris climbing up Blackpool tower. " Fuck and kiss to check up on the dislocated clitoris | |||
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"Foursome with the three guys who showed so much concern for my poor clit. She’s sensitive, so be gentle with me gents…. At first. Who wants which of my openings? " I want all of your openings!! | |||
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"Foursome with the three guys who showed so much concern for my poor clit. She’s sensitive, so be gentle with me gents…. At first. Who wants which of my openings? I want all of your openings!! " And I rethink a few times just to check… | |||
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"Foursome with the three guys who showed so much concern for my poor clit. She’s sensitive, so be gentle with me gents…. At first. Who wants which of my openings? " I'm happy to start with your mouth x | |||
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"Fuck " Fuck, fuck lick, kiss and fuck again | |||
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"Fuck Fuck, fuck lick, kiss and fuck again " Avoid, your team has already fucked the Dons already this season, don't want a repeat of that last minute disappointment again. | |||
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"Fuck Fuck, fuck lick, kiss and fuck again Avoid, your team has already fucked the Dons already this season, don't want a repeat of that last minute disappointment again." brilliant x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/01/22 10:11:21]" Anytime xx | |||
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"Fuck make dinner lol" I'm buying more sprouts. Sorry | |||
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"Fuck make dinner lol I'm buying more sprouts. Sorry" Sorry, don't eat veg | |||
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"Have to say fuck as you have made me so hard thank you " Sorry. I’m too busy sucking a banana. | |||
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"Drinks xx" Kiss fuck | |||
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"Drinks xx" Kiss fuck and much more | |||
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"Drinks xx Kiss fuck and much more " All of it as I'm so horny haha | |||
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"Drinks xx Kiss fuck and much more " 100% kiss and fuck and repeat | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/01/22 11:59:51]" Nice wine | |||
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"Drinks " Kiss fuck and the rest of it | |||
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"You noticed the wine ??! ?? " Nice boobs too | |||
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"You noticed the wine ??! ?? Nice boobs too" Find a silly excuse to persuade her to fuck | |||
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"Who needs an excuse ?" Kiss, fuck and fuck again | |||
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"Drinks" Drinks and game of pool | |||
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"Drinks Drinks and game of pool" Kiss | |||
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"Drinks Drinks and game of pool Kiss " Kiss and spank that sexy bum …. | |||
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"High 5 " High 5 the hubby whilst we spit roast.. | |||
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"High 5 High 5 the hubby whilst we spit roast.. " Fuck, just to reminisce over the smell.of old spice | |||
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"Drinks " Avoid - I've left the cooker/microwave/fire alarm on, Sorry | |||
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"I an washing my hair. " I’m washing my balls | |||
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"I an washing my hair. I’m washing my balls" I wondered what banished my head | |||
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"I an washing my hair. I’m washing my balls I wondered what banished my head " I'm flower arranging | |||
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"I an washing my hair. I’m washing my balls I wondered what banished my head I'm flower arranging" Just walking my hamster sorry x | |||
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"Suck " Fuck | |||
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"Suck Fuck" pints after a match | |||
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"Suck Fuckpints after a match " Taking out the recycling | |||
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"Suck Fuckpints after a match Taking out the recycling" to busy watching paint dry | |||
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"Suck Fuckpints after a match Taking out the recyclingto busy watching paint dry " Sorry, my gout’s playing up, will have to pass. | |||
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"Suck Fuckpints after a match Taking out the recyclingto busy watching paint dry Sorry, my gout’s playing up, will have to pass. " Sorry need to wash my hair | |||
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"Suck Fuckpints after a match Taking out the recyclingto busy watching paint dry Sorry, my gout’s playing up, will have to pass. " Sorry, I'm trying to make myself look beautiful | |||
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"Suck Fuckpints after a match Taking out the recyclingto busy watching paint dry Sorry, my gout’s playing up, will have to pass. Sorry, I'm trying to make myself look beautiful " kiss | |||
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"Pass" Pass, watching paint dry | |||
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"Pass" pints of pure honey (Guinness) | |||
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"Pass Pass, watching paint dry" I'll bring a slow motion camera to film it. | |||
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"Pass Pass, watching paint dry I'll bring a slow motion camera to film it." Pass, he nicked my slow motion camera! | |||
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"Pass Pass, watching paint dry I'll bring a slow motion camera to film it. Pass, he nicked my slow motion camera! " pass i hate red check shirts | |||
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"Pass you’ve passed too many" Pass, because I can’t shoot for shit! | |||
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"Pass coz I also want to " ewww no, the 18 bit is a bit icky for us. | |||
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"Pass coz I also want to ewww no, the 18 bit is a bit icky for us." I’m too tired after running a bath all day. | |||
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"Pass " Pass as I've just finished sleeping with one of his air stewardesses in the plane toilet's x | |||
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"Love long hair on a man! C x" Kiss and fuck | |||
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"Kiss" Kiss and cuddle | |||
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"Kiss Kiss and cuddle " Pass, and what have you done with my stewardess | |||
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"Kiss Kiss and cuddle Pass, and what have you done with my stewardess " Mrs to kiss | |||
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"Pint" Kiss .... | |||
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"Kisses and fuck xx " Kiss and fuck x | |||
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"Kisses and fuck xx " Drinks kiss fuck | |||
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"Drinks..." Sorry, my New Years resolution is not to be such an easy lay. | |||
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"Drinks... Sorry, my New Years resolution is not to be such an easy lay. " Kiss and fuck | |||
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"Drinks... Sorry, my New Years resolution is not to be such an easy lay. Kiss and fuck " Kiss her. Can’t comment on him unfortunately. | |||
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"Drinks" Drinks | |||
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"Drinks Drinks " Drinks | |||
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"Have a cup of fresh coffee" Cream with yours ? | |||
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"Both with one sugar please" Have drinks | |||
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"Drinks " Pass | |||
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"Come on guys...nearly there. Oral sex for everyone " Pass | |||
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"Pass...one more after me...someone, for the love of God, put this tread out of its misery " ........... | |||
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