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Doris and Ethel's Adventures #18
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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""so they all buggered off to a pub in Bethlehem and....."
Asked Dave if he would pull them a..."
A pint of Sherry and some Jaeger bombs.... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Meanwhile Al Murray was waiting for Ethel to.... |
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"Cook the pasta "
But Ethel was too busy using her magic... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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cards to cast a spell on.... |
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"cards to cast a spell on...."
Salvador, because Salvador had stolen her... |
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"Teeth"
Knowing Ethel did something special when Ethel was gummy, Dave came along and asked Ethel to... |
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Light the fire"
So using her toothless mouth to blow on the fire, Ethel huffed and puffed like a... |
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"Wind chime that"
That was being blown gently in the wind. This evening though the wind wasn't gentle, it was whooshing and gushing just like... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Holly the hippopotamus |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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That shook the village of |
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Hamelin and all the rats came pouring out heading towards |
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He pulled up the drawbridge and into the moat released the crocodiles who started to ... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Break dance to drakes new song |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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which was a cover version of There Once Was An Ugly Duckling, then suddenly.... |
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"which was a cover version of There Once Was An Ugly Duckling, then suddenly...."
Ethel phoned Simon to ask him for an application form for... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The new talent shows |
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This was all while 5he croc ate the rats |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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5he well what's that Ethel a new booster |
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No luv it’s just a little prick |
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"No luv it’s just a little prick"
And it was just a little prick that Ethel was... |
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Are we having chips with that said doris |
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"Are we having chips with that said doris"
So Ethel went down to the shops to buy a new... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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apron with a picture of Gino on the front to remind of the time they.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Ate ginos arsehole |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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But she sniffed it again only to |
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Find crusty bits round the edge and loved it |
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"Got them wet"
Doris and Ethel thought, the wetter the better, so they stood next to each other and... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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their spirits up. Then Dave appeared with... |
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Brollys to keep them snuggled together |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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After it had stopped raining, Ethel suggested that they..... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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so they called Gino to help them out, but he was busy and they had to... |
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Have fried pigs in blankets instead |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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late screening at the local cinema, which turned out to be... |
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Fred Gino and Gordon skinny dipping in Gran canaria |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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With Miss fiona from the local |
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What a sight that was for poor Doris and Ethel
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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So poor doris and Ethel started to eat some... |
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Popcorn before anyone else came in |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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They ate all the popcorn then began breakdanchng |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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The film that was called how to eat your mother in law |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Well it is Christmas said Ethel |
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So let’s just leave this bloody crap film and go do what we always do at xmas |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Yeah eat hug and sleep said |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Doris, but on the way home, we'll pick up a couple of bottles of... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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pet squirrel, who liked the taste and became.... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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A quivering wreck then |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Penelope Keith and Clint Eastwood, who were.... |
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Just rehearsing for the full monty |
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Penelope asked Doris and Ethel, if they would like to lob their... |
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Tits on the table for inspection |
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"Tits on the table for inspection"
As soon as the tit inspector arrived, the table started to... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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creak under their weight, but Al Murray was back behind the bar now, and he said.... |
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Just cover me up they’re putting me off my supper |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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which consisted of half a tin of Kite Kat and some.... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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When they'd finished that, Ethel's phone rang and it was... |
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So Ethel started rummaging in her... |
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Crusty laundry basket looking for.. |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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her purse, but instead she found... |
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Doris' long lost half brother |
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Old Uncle Ernie |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
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local bingo hall, and his catchphrase was.... |
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Come to the Bingo Hall, it smells of... |
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Lavender,gin and desperation but .. |
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It was closed because |
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Some twat nicked the gin, so..... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Doris went to the off licence to get a bottle of... |
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Gordons but her tights fell down on the way.. |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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to the shop, where she bumped into... |
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Gordon Ramsey who had s bottle of gin and..... |
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Protruding from his arse.. |
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Getting petrol pumped into it by...... |
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Vladimir Putin & the cast of Coronation Street who had just .... |
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Been woken up by.... |
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A herd of migrating wildebeest on their way to... |
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Asda. They heard there was a deal on..... |
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Gnu Potatoes and.... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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"Gnu Potatoes and...."
Gino D'Acampo's special treat, and he was wearing a... |
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Gimp mask and a pair of rubber.... |
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Gloves primed with.... |
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Strawberry blancmange & marmite, as recommended in ..... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Ethel's Grandmother's cookbook, and she was getting kinda hungry so she... |
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Ate the cookbook |
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Which gave her chronic constipation, so Ethel had to .. |
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Quickly give her some epsom salts in Gin which... |
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Caused a fart that launched her into orbit where ... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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she met The Clangers who offered her some... |
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Soup, custard creams and a rampant rabbit which... |
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Made the durracell bunnie look like it was on valium.. |
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But once back down In the real world |
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Ethel put on her wooden clogs and started singing and dancing to... |
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How much is that doggy in the window, thrash metal version by Anthrax, with special guest |
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Was so amazed by Ethel's clog dancing that he.... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
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decided to put on his blue suede shoes and breakdance to... |
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Beethoven's 5th symphony, played by the Clangers on... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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a turntable that Ethel's mum used to listen to... |
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When she used to roadie for DJ Doris in.... |
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Where they swallowed many pills and.... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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ordered pints of Guinness during Happy Hour, but Al (the pub landlord) soon put a stop to their shenanigans and decided to... |
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Start singing the national anthem.. |
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Put a stop to it by pelting him with dry roasted peanuts and.... |
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The rugby team that were in the bar started to... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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notice that Ethel was flashing some... |
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Morse code out of the window telling Doris to come quickly because..... |
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The coach was leaving to take them to the tinsel and turkey weekend in... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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John o' Groats, so before they went Ethel decided to... |
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Grab a kebab for the journey and..... |
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"Grab a kebab for the journey and....."
a box of tissues in case of a mess, then… |
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Climbed into the luggage compartment and... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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found Jeremy Clarkson in there who was... |
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Doris |
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Asked if she could share some and she would share her kebab with him |
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Just as Doris was hitching her dress up to stand on the seat, the coach suddenly... |
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Jottled and she ended up.. |
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With pineapple juice all down her legs |
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Which made her remember her time with the man from Del Monte... |
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Then, Eric the lizard started to... |
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Transform into a huge..... |
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Inflatable banana, which then... |
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Rose into the sky leaving in it's wake..... |
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Adios said Ethel now leave us in peace while I get cleaned up |
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Only to be disturbed by UK border force who had discovered Ethel was a Spanish... |
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Waiter working in Torquay |
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But whatever happened to her mate doris |
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Doris was arrested by Interpol for..... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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smuggling Werther's Originals in her... |
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Ears.
Danny Dyer said it was |
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A proper cockney knees-up you slaaaaig, and whipped out his double barreled... |
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Egg timer which he threw at |
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Wellard, unfortunately it ricocheted off Queen Victoria, rebounded off Peggy's chest & caught Doris right between.. |
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The launderette and Sonia |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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who was in the process of giving Dirty Den a sloppy BJ. Then in walked Ethel and said... |
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Has anyone seen my Willy, I need to... |
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Cage the little beast. |
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But then again I’m suppose to be in Torquay so forget that |
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"Que?" Said the waiter.
You....... |
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Can see herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across.... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Asda carpark, but they forgot that they had been there about a week ago, so they gave up being majestic and just... |
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Got on the no. 73 bus back to... |
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Dagenham where Doris and Ethel started out 3 weeks ago |
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I think we should just stay here together said ethel the people won’t get confused |
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But Doris wanted to carry on parting like she did in the 90's. So she packed her... |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Lightsaber back into her bra and asked the... |
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